Just over 40 years old, At Close Range, featuring a young Sean Penn and Christopher Walken. The best. youtu.be/IzAO9A9GjgI?...

Remember when Mark & Lard were on Radio 1 with their bigity bigoty bong? Good times. “Happiness” “What?! A penis?” “Happiness, coming and going” “What?! A penis, coming and growing?” “He’s a Lucky Man, Richard Ashcroft.”

Bet they stink.

Hot summers are fucking shite. Gimme springtime where the sun makes a guest appearance, with a sprinkle of rain.

Chose against buying a safety helmet for our bikes, so the assistant asked if we wanna see some pictures of other people who decided same.

So now he’s using Epstein to deflect from Iran?

I don’t really care about the moon. If we were meant to visit and destroy it, there’d be stairs or a number 52 bus leading to it.

I need to document what happened to me tonight; I got knocked off my feet and ended up falling on my side with quite a thud. Grazed my elbow and hip. No explanation at all why it happened.

Both bought a bike. Ready for pick-up 18th April. Sunshine a must as we’re riding it back home.

Now it’s talking about Artemis and how later they’ll see The Dark Side of the Moon. If they don’t play anything off that album, they’ll massively miss out.

I was in the mood for a tear-jerker, so I decided to watch The Lion King which I had never seen before. I watched it from start to finish, but surprisingly, I didn't cry at all.

Jesus Christ Freddo Star has risen. I got him in my Easter egg 14 years ago. 14-year-old Freddo.

Got a sun tan. In 11°.

Aerated the garden today. Before I started I had to put the aerator together. Imagine my dismay looking at this.

Got two surprises in with my snap this week; Kinder Surprises. What were the chances of @dextronix choosing two of the best figures?! #StarWars

Growing up and being a life-long fan of New Order, I developed the art of singing like Bernard Sumner. For example: The word APART would be sung UH-PAAAHT instead of APORT. Rest easy.

Nearly £360,000 a year? Jeez. That’s a lot of money to be suddenly snatched away from you. Still, great to have the golden oldies back that should never have been replaced anyway.

Recently read one of my favourite tunes ‘Bring On the Dancing Horses’ by Echo & The Bunnymen was written for Pretty in Pink. I couldn't recall when it actually plays in the film, so I ended up rewatching it.

FFS. Another decent film leaving Netflix soon.

This Must Be the Place. Our tune. youtu.be/nP8JhOSps_0?...

Bought a new conditioner for my thin and flyaway hair.

Since I really dislike gardening and find the sound of lawnmowers unbearable, I have decided to participate in a gardening competition.

Erm…guys? I have another mondegreen, it’s Tears for Fears. Welcome to your life There’s no time in paradise Even while we sleep There’s no time for acting on your best behaviour Turn your back I’m gone forever Everybody wants to rule the world. Like, WTF?

Back in 2016 I bought Bryan Cranston’s book A Life in Parts. After watching Breaking Bad, it should’ve been called A Life in Pants.

Mother-in-law is taking us up on watching The Last Kingdom. Assured her if she can understand her Aethelred, Aethelflaed, Aethelstan, Aethelwold, Aelswith, Aelfric, Aelfwynn and Aelflaed from her Aelfweard, she won’t be confused at all.

Dear Sean Penn and Ethan Hawke, please stay looking cool and carry the Hollywood Glamour torch. You’re our only hope.

GRAB AN EMPTY KITCHEN ROLL

Wicked. That last episode was so clever, like Vince Gilligan wrote that first and built everything around it. Oh man, that was so good. Best finale to a show I’ve ever seen. #BreakingBad

Can someone PLEASE invent a gadget that allows ONE multi purpose wipe to dispense. JUST ONE WIPE. Thanks.

Ozymandias - Breaking Bad. Jeeez. What an episode. Jaw-dropping in three places. I need to watch all that again before final 2 episodes tonight.

Ha! I said the boost looked like Yoshi on his mushrooms in Mario Kart. Nice one Leclerc.

What tune makes a movie and what movie makes a tune? For me, it’s this one. Back to the Future. youtu.be/IZlXXNgWlj8?...

Watched a film entirely because of a song they play on Classic FM Movies. This one from The Little Mermaid. youtu.be/VbYZ6xPWcTc?...

Fingered a £20 note today. Am usually fondling plastic. Felt weird.

🎶Hello darkness my old friend🎵 Now enjoy this earworm.

Got a bit lost with the Brock story and his poisoning. I get Walt made a poison out of a plant but it’s not explained how Saul got involved and why Jesse beat him up.

Only 4 more episodes left to watch of Breaking Bad and they’ve all scored highest I’ve ever seen in a series on IMDb. Absolutely loving it. To’hajiilee up next.

Experiencing life like it's a real Michael Bay movie.

Only the Brave. Wow, Jesus. It's been quite a while since a movie made me cry like that.

And it was 6 months later when she relished in the fact she had no neighbours.

The best thing about playing Talking Heads this loud in the morning is @dextronix matching my energy. youtu.be/nP8JhOSps_0?...

You’re not made of jeans you’re made of chocolate youtu.be/YNn51e11_dQ?...

Everybody wants to rule the world youtu.be/aGCdLKXNF3w?...

Can we pause World War 3 so I can have at least a few more weekends free from DIY projects?

Should’ve aired on BBC — wouldn’t have bleeped out every other word like ITV are #Brits2026

M&S are killing it with their men’s and women’s clothing range.

Holy shit - I didn’t remember the ending to that episode. Brutally awesome.

I recall an episode from Season 5 featuring Jesse Plemons and a train, and I rushed to tell Dextronix that it was the best episode I had ever watched. That episode is just two away, and I’m hoping it lives up to my hype.

We’ve been watching Breaking Bad, and Dextronix had never made it past Season 3 because he got bored with it initially. I encouraged him to stick with it, and now we're on Season 5, Episode 3, and loving it.

The house's DIY projects are now complete. Ironically, it’s been six months to the day since we received the keys. Looking forward to a weekend of doing anything other than picking out a drill bit and shifting cardboard boxes.