Miss Piggy for no reason at all....

This man is the greatest musician to have ever lived

I may have jizzed a little bit when I saw the Mega Man trailer but then went soft when I saw it say that it's not coming until 2027. Goddamn.

Today was the most online socializing I've done possibly ever. Played some Fortnite with @missmixi.com @sarahbearah12.bsky.social and @koolraccoon.bsky.social and then watched TGA with @bentleyfusky.bsky.social and a lot of others. You guys made today great. I don't know what I'd do without you. <3

Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt..... Johnson

About the JTwusky controversy... [CW]

I'm really thankful for all of the friends I have in my life. I'm thankful for my wife and my son. And all of you that have friends and relationships. Seeing you happy makes me feel happy. And I don't know what I'd do if I lost you guys.

Today is the 2 year Twitch partner anniversary for @missmixi.com Go check their stream now! twitch.tv/mixi

Spitting in the face of despair and continuing on is punk rock as fuck!! I'll always support that good shit~

Today is the 2 year Twitch partner anniversary for @missmixi.com Go check their stream now! twitch.tv/mixi

I watched one episode of the show Monsters At Work and kinda hated it. Not because of any of the characters. But, because of the fact that it ignores that at the end of Monsters Inc, the energy crisis was solved by using laughter as an alternative fuels source that is more potent than scream.

Officially the longest stream I have ever done. 8+ hours of playing Destroy All Humans 2.

🔴 LIVE NOW 🔴 Playing Destroy All Humans 2, as voted by my Discord server. twitch.tv/plastic_cyborg

Whoever is working in the sales team for this vibrating sex toy, I would urge you, actually I would beg you, PLEASE think of a different way to advertise that your sex toy for adults is "Low Noise." Because whatever the fuck you are doing right here is just... why? You need to be fired. jfc

I knew something was up when they would be showing up on my notifications every time I posted that I went live. They're liking random people's Going Live posts in hopes of getting interactions from streamers and artists. Don't. Just don't. Block them.

I'm being called out and I don't like it.

First time doing a full time shift of Doordash was... Interesting. At least this is only temporary until the onboarding process for my new job is finally done. Which will likely be by the new year. 🙃

Dropping a fat shit in the Sheetz bathroom and Shakedown Street by Grateful Dead starts playing. Groovy shit.

Just a hard fact. You never owe any fandon anything. People should create because they want to. Not because they feel obligated to contribute or purely for profit driven reasons. If you don't want to make anything, then all you have to do is be there, support your friends, and have fun.

Coca Cola Freestyle is an abomination and should not exist.

The average Crash Bandicoot 2 experience. Just don't die.

Did you know there's an Easter egg in Ratchet And Clank where you can make Starlene's boobs expand? If you do flips around the area she stands in, her boobs will start to expand. And it will stay that way even into the cutscene. This is a clip from my Twitch stream showing the boob expansion.

I edited a funny bit from Mixi's stream because this moment just kept me laughing for hours. Please go follow @missmixi.com on Twitch. She's getting close to 17k and has a goal of 20k in the near future. twitch.tv/mixi

Ad audio: "This is the best glucose meter that you can buy." Ad video: Shows a pulse oximeter.

What if I streamed, that'd be kinda unusual huh www.twitch.tv/ashezth

Btw this is not a joke or a reference to a meme or anything. This is a true story. My wife was having abdominal pain and wanted to go to the Emergency Room. And it turns out that she just had to shit real bad. Everything about this is true.

🔴 LIVE NOW 🔴 Vote for the next game I will play on stream in my Discord server! Playing some Tony Hawk's Underground 2. twitch.tv/plastic_cyborg

Taking my wife to the hospital due to abdominal and intestinal pain. And then driving back from the hospital like this because it turns out she just had to shit real bad.

Coming back to Animal Crossing after all this time...

🔴 LIVE NOW 🔴 Finally got it working. Playing Need For Speed Underground 2 and the stream doesn't end until I beat the game. twitch.tv/plastic_cyborg

I'm trying really hard to start a stream right now. But, OBS doesn't want to detect my HDMI capture. Then I had to restart my laptop and wait with a blank screen for 5 minutes. Turns out the brand new USB cable I bought for my capture card is already being fucky.

tis the season

"What's your broker situation look like?" I'm, uh... broker than I've ever been.

Back in the day, there would at least be a ruin. A crumbling ziggurat, a ruined temple, an abandoned factory. All this hubris and there isn't even a half built tower to heaven.

From one parent to another, I am so happy for you, Mega and David. Congratulations on your baby boy. It is truly amazing. And admittedly also relieving to see that the moment has finally come and that you are all happy and well. 🙌

Our little frog Lou has arrived 💜✨️🌈 Hes extremely happy and healthy. I'm in a lotta pain, but happy we have a gorgeous lil boy 💜🥺 @aussiegrif.bsky.social

I’ve been really sappy all day (understandable considering what’s been happening). But Mega and I really appreciate all the love and support you’ve all shown. Not just today, with the birth of little Lou; but for all the support people have shown the two of us over the years. Thanks… truly, David.

I feel like we're about to see a massive drop off in AAA game sales because of how many of these companies are embracing the use of GenAI. They're gonna find out the hard way when their budgets aren't breaking even with sales. And I bet they will find some way to blame consumers.

Had to search this name on here to see if they had any presence on Bluesky. We just saw Geronimoferret pop in on a stream today and someone had to point them out as a sex offender in chat so the streamer could ban them. And I have also done it with my stream and streams that I moderate.

to MFF...

Someone please come and destroy these. I know this shit wouldn't go in Philly because they'd fucking set it on fire. That's what we need. We need an arsonist from Philly to come to Pittsburgh and set fire to any Waymo they see.

I feel proud to have finally given out my first VIP badge on Twitch tonight. This person has been very supportive, shows up to streams frequently, and has been very active in chat all the time. I never expected to have anyone like this in my streams and it feels special to have someone always there.

🔴 LIVE NOW 🔴 Can we finish NFSU2 tonight? twitch.tv/plastic_cyborg

I GOT THE JOB! Tomorrow is my last day at my current job, and then once I complete the onboarding process for my new job, I'll be moving to 2nd shift, which means my stream schedule will be shifting to mornings Monday through Thursday. Will update with an official schedule change soon.

Free me from capitalism I want to make art and give it to people for freeeeee

I will not be sharing my Spotify wrapped this year because the CEO of Spotify doesn't deserve any of my engagement. Instead, I'm going to list artists that I listened to a lot this year that you should support. The Dear Hunter Devin Townsend Nospūn Sadness Alcest Haken Space Weather and Gojira

Why is Kirby Air Riders only on Switch 2 while Metroid Prime 4 is going to have a release on both the Switch and Switch 2? I'm sure Air Riders could have run on the Switch 1.