"Odysseushadesgame still hot. What the FUCK did they put into him??" "Lesbian bait, I guess" "Come on Peepaw, let's get you back into Tartarus"

Not the whole office listening to the conclusion of my since December long battle with (government agency) to get a simple status change for a couple items that I am unable to change myself

Me: Yeah I have a migraine so I'm gonna bounce in like 10" Coworker: "You know what you need?" At the same time: Me: "Flower 🍃" 🥝: "Tequila."

I have one coworker who lets us request songs on his speaker. He tends to troll us and has been playing Who Let The Dogs Out basically every day for the past six months as well. He's off for his birthday today but he's still with us in spirit. He just put Who Let The Dogs Out on remotely.

Overheard at work: R: "J?" J: "J?" R: "J? Are you okay?" J: "No." R: "Oh, okay." *continues working*

Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!

Me watching the fake girlie with confidence issues befriend the other fake girlie with the confidence issues just waiting for the inevitable

Here's the thing: I don't give a FUCK about the Epstein Files. I don't give a FUCK because I ALREADY KNEW BOTH THOSE MEN WERE BAD. I don't need MORE proof the Donald Trump is a pedo, he has ADMITTED IT HIMSELF.

Ninth house family portrait, perhaps?

A pivotal coming of age moment in a millennial woman’s life is when you found the forum from which all the male music snobs you knew were stealing their opinions

she visited me in my dreams last night

...this is the boss that was escorted out by cops for alleged fraud. Perhaps this is more concerning now.

Some guy in the gay bookstore today told me I looked like Tilda Swinton like what a compliment honestly

Boss came to talk to me (and only me) about our open enrollment this week and idk if its bc I've had a hard time with all the nuances of the new policies at work etc or if its bc she knows I dont talk to my parents but it was really nice 🥺 crazy how I've had my first good boss (outside retail) at 33

My boss, explaining what whipits are to the 22 year old employee Another normal day

I swear to fucking satan why is tiktok the new tumblr. Why am I still seeing fucking bi discourse in 2025. -if you don't want to date bi people thats fine just don't be shitty about it -bi people you shouldn't date someone who doesn't want to date you anyway

Put me back in blue body paint #criticalrole #c2e2 #tm9 #mightynein

Absolutely LIVING for the #BeauYasha shots from #C2E2 🥹 Hope y'all are ready for more of these disaster lesbeans 🩵🖤 📸 allthingslaurenstudios Beau is @katgeocosplay.bsky.social Yasha is @cosplaymeg.com #cosplay #criticalrole #beau #beauregardlionett #beaucosplay #yasha #yashacosplay #mightynein

I miss her so fucking much

really want to redraw this lokius piece at some point,, can't believe it's already almost 4 years old

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Boss A, holding a machete with the energy of a toddler saying "watch this:" "You know, I kinda 'get' murderers."

Me: Wow I've been feeling so depressed lately *starts reading The Jungle by Upton Sinclair*

Love that the idiot billionaire that wasn't elected wants to quit politics now because the left hurt his dewicate feewings. I lasted in politics for 15 years, starting at SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. I got called a n*zi to my face too, Elon. (Though ONE of us actually IS.) What a baby.

Boss: "So did you see what RFK said about autism and how autistic people can't hold down a job or pay taxes?" Me: *looks at desk with all my shit at it* "I guess I'll leave then?"

Feeling the puppy grief pretty badly today. Got a text from my dad the weekend of C2E2 saying they got a new dog. A "new member of the family." I don't know what family he's talking about, but its not mine. Keep your dog. I want the time I lost with mine BACK.

5 years of saying I was gonna cosplay Morrigan, so I finally did it 🫡 #dragonage

Still can't believe I did this 😭 there's a couple things I still do want to fix/finish but I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS #c2e2 #criticalrole #jestercosplay

I AM FUCKING TIREDDDDDDD OF HAVING MIGRAINES EVERY DAY

NO THOUGHTS ONLY DELTARUNE THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!

I MISS HAVING PARENTS I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO HAVE PARENTS TO GO TO WHEN I NEED HELP OR I'M UPSET OR I'M IN PAIN OR FEELING HELPLESS OR ALONE I SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE THAT

The number of good points per minute in this video is extremely high, which is wild because it is 2 hours and 40 minutes long. youtu.be/teqkK0RLNkI?...

I have been in pain since Thursday please make it fucking stop

Bionicle

Since the leaked information has been deemed unclassified, as stated by Trump, we respectfully request that the reporter release the full contents of the chat so the American people can decide for themselves.

Son of Hades 💀 Finally got to shoot my re-made #Zagreus cosplay! Photo by @nicoledawn.photography Edit by @hlavataphotography Belt skull by Krotec and shoulder skulls by SnipsandSnailsCos (both Etsy). Print by @antimatter.creations #cosplay #Zagreuscosplay #hades #hadescosplay #hadesgame

Greatly considering opening up corset commissions after doing this lining for @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social yesterday...👀👀

this shit has unironically helped me out so much

my god, I love toxic old men yaoi. I love toxic old women yuri. it's all I need in life to stay alive

This is Frank. He is the perfect example of why golden retrievers don't make good guard dogs. But they make wonderful welcome committees. 13/10 (TT: accordingtobelieve)

It’s a common misconception that ADHD is just an inability to focus. Really, it’s a struggle to control focus. I can hyperfixate for hours on complex but pointless tasks and freeze on simple tasks. Some days, my brain’s a Lamborghini with no brakes. Other days, a rusty bike with a stuck chain.

Anyway there's an active shooter at a hospital near me. Are we great again?

SUZANNE COLLINS WHAT THE FUCK

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY www.amazon.com/Pounded-Hand...

women

A latte with lots of love! ☕️💕 #stobotnik

Happy ten years to @criticalrole.bsky.social 💜 looking forward to many, many more adventures 📸: @davepruff.bsky.social

4 years ago today I miss her so much.

After finishing Shadow Generations I feel slightly more healed MY BOY HAS A REALLY REALLY GOOD GAME FINALLY Also playing the zoomie go fast game before bed was maybe a bad idea