Help out the freakin' fry man damn it!!!

You think Reagan was "much farther left"?

THIS IS CARL OF AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE AND THIS IS CARL'S STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK I know what you're thinkin. The Super Bowl happened! The Patriots lost! What's left to lock, huh? Hey dumbass, there's no end to crashout season on Bluesky babyyy

Look we're punchin right, baby. If ya don't wanna get hit maybe move further left

Caught the milkshake next door shootin up estradiol. Apparently Frylock said it was "water from the fountain of youth". And I'm supposed to believe the freakin Amazon package with the black miniskirt in it that got dropped at my house by accident, ain't relevant

Frylock

Hey don't forget to call the next person you hear usin the term "cross-sex hormones" a pedophile today. Y'know, in honor of what we learned from the maildrop about just who fabricated the trans panic

Got this screen shot from our buddies in the VRU. #FreetheVRU Mods can't read

This awful person is bsky.app/profile/inne... Please report and include this. Pedo/rapejacketing multiple trans people and sending vile obsessive threats to them.

Hey just wanted to post uhh, Merry Christmas. And remember that there's a uhh, a lot of people in this world that ain't doin too good. They might be cold, or hungry, or fans of the Chicago Bears. Give em some love this holiday season. Bless

Ey pal. What's this mean, here

That theorem sucks

If this is what alcohol does for your character, then oh have I got 2.5 grams of dank sticky-icky diplomacy for you, Bill

MORE YAKUZA DAWG LET'S FREAKIN GOOOOOOO

Sorry to be that guy but uhhh srilanka.factcrescendo.com/english/vira...

Yeah, you mean the shit that's still happenin. A lot of people are just gonna be dyin of specifically preventable health causes while all this goes down too

Would, but rly just to pet the kitty.

Europeans are so fucking racist it’s wild. These people wouldn’t last a day in the US

I wrote “I’d bet $20 that this chart is showing not when people actually died but when their deaths were **added to the count**, and that a lot of the people shown for 2025 actually died in 2024,” decide to try and find the chart a second time, and lol I win:

THIS IS CARL OF AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE AND THIS IS CARL'S STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY of the WEEK Tomorrow. Commanders vs Giants. Look at the Washington boys, they can't keep their legs straight for two freakin minutes. Like I said the other day, lil pipe cleaner legs

Hey wait a minute why da hell are people in the freakin UK tryin to lecture the US about its politics again? Anyway this guy got jerked around by a freakin cartoon character so they really ain't sendin their best, hahahahaha

We mighta lost our chance at the playoffs. Sure. But if da Giants can't win, every other team's gotta lose, an that somehow makes football more fun for me. I was freakin born to pray on the downfall of these assholes

♫ Yakety Sax .mp3 ♫

I tell ya that GrossPanini guy oughta get off the freakin internet and get laid sometime

That's two outta uhhh...... How much more do they gotta do to catch up to Palestine? Shit's gotta be well into the thousands now right? Six figures? Seven?

COMMANDERS. 2025. Ya boys keep turnin their legs into freakin pipe cleaners. Bendin twistin breakin all over the place. HANG IT UP

And this would be the oldest piece of artwork I could see myself jerkin off to. Thanks

And you keep postin duplicate messages everywhere. Yeah ooh, I totally made this account to troll specifically you, cause you're the freakin special one and I didn't just decide to make an account for a cartoon character to pick on libs and you fell into my line of sight.

Weird that you're ready to project whatever the hell you want onto anything. Whether it's a whole group of people, a whole patch of land, or even a fuckin cartoon character

So you do have readin problems. Okay. That's nice. No wonder you vote Democrat

Sounds like you gotta real grudge against a goddam patch of land. Take it up with your therapist buddy

Again, why's it still just as white as back then though

How many were made as "white havens" though

Who da hell cares

COMMANDERS. 2025. Ya boys keep turnin their legs into freakin pipe cleaners. Bendin twistin breakin all over the place. HANG IT UP