Hi! say it back. 🙏

There’s plenty of room under my desk 😏

Hi 👋

I need a hand 😩

😜

I love this mirror.

Clean up on aisle Me

Fitness boy.

Good morning!

Swop is a scam.

Mega mind, minding my megas.

The fact that HiRes music (including Dolby Atmos) is gated behind streaming services and borderline impossible to buy and own is seriously fucked up. You are begging me to pirate that shit at this point.

Changing of the guard.

Are you smarter than a 5th grader, but it’s a 5th year philosophy major who eviscerates you on ever question.

We love a private pool moment, yes?

Bangkok is a “warm” vibe.

Thick for the holidays.

Consuming.

Who wants to join me?

That change room lighting though. Feat. Belly.

I feel like an extra in Death Stranding.

Brain fog Thursday. 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

*Dissociates*

Are these shorts too tight?

show ya meat without showin it

Should I be a hoe on Bluesky or nah?