LSS made 2 heroes with intellects other than 4 and I'm still over here using all my brain power trying to figure out what the deal with the clown Brute is.

@fabtcg.com BOO!

Curb Your Enthusiasm Music Theme plays

LSS: We care about diversity and inclusion. Including diverse opinions, such as: diversity and inclusion are dumb and gay.

Aggroblaze96 The Crowd Cheers. Sloopdoop The Crowd Boos.

I apologize to all the assassin players I'm going to be ignorant to today. NICE BAN DORKS!

Being negative about Talishar is an extreme form of deviant behavior. Sorry that you get to play FAB for free on a well designed client.

AZALEA HITS LL RIP IN PISS BOZO! KATSU IS KING 👑 Please don't play Riptide or Victor 👉🏻👈🏻

No one has ever seen me and Pablo Pintor in the same place and I'd appreciate it if y'all would start asking more questions.

Can a Katsu player sort cards in their graveyard for the purposes of tracking Bonds of Ancestry targets? I think this ruling needs to be more clear @fabjudges.bsky.social

why did we need an entire 3rd talent for "not a great person" and haven't seen an ice set in 3 years. I'm starting to struggle a bit i think.

They gave a Guardian a guitar before they gave you a CC playable Bard. Never forget what they took from us.

Dear Flesh and Blood players, If I goat and you monkey you better believe I'm going to crab.

Today is a beautiful day to harass a bigot

Alright let’s make this interesting. If the #fabtcg Bluesky community can get us to 200 followers by the end of today, we’ll drop some early info about something Flesh and Blood related you’re not going to want to miss. 🌉

Last night I was jamming reps on Vynnset trying to get as much practice with Runegate 5+ as possible. Paired into @fleshandbad.bsky.social on Levia which is not a set up match but they gave me a quicken and I committed. Do. Not. Do. This. You will die very VERY fast.

Today I played against fatigue Terra as Oscilio. I spent the game setting up my pitch stack and ended up sending astral etchings for 18. That got Terra down to 24 life. What were those design principles about starting full again?

I'm Poopy, and you're watching an increase in public sentiment that Billionaires should be put to slaughter because they are stealing wealth from hard working families that can no longer afford their basic necessities.

I want to give this proxy to every Azalea player.

Sam: people have been asking for team CC for years! Ron Howard: They have not.

I need a Luigi

With Tiger Taming Khakkara on its way out and Zephyr needle banned Ira and Katsu are left with only one real option for a weapon (Silence Edge of Autumn enjoyers) It's time we get some on hits and a weapon with some modesty #fabtcg

Welp. This is awkward. Looking for one cold foil Kodachi.

I'm furious about this perfectly reasonable and inevitable ban

Toxicty, Kiss of Death, Tarantula Toxins, and Flick Knives feels really bad. I've even been hit with this while practicing on a list with 9 Battlefront Bastions and Shelter from the Storm. It's way to early to be calling for bans but I really don't know if enough heroes have the tools for this yet.

Before I judge anyone I like to ask myself when was the last time that I was innocently mistaken for giving a Sieg Heil? Never. The answer is never. Fuck Elon Musk.

Oh my God this is SO me

The Mount Rushmore of FAB is @pvtvoid.bsky.social @fabrary.net @looseleaftea.bsky.social and 4th person. You guys have no idea how little job hunting I get done because of you.

Here's my #fabtcg armory report. I played against a deck running 3 Sink, 3 Fate, 3 Oasis, 3 Unmovable. No one can tell me Shelter from the Storm is good for the game. #bansinkbelow

Hard agree

Not gonna lie. I'm pretty horrified that these got printed. Just the most grossly over-pushed defensive card we've ever seen. Dio probably completely unplayable, and every other wide aggro deck probably just fell a full tier. Cindra and Fang just got hamstrung before they even got to walk.

My collaborators have stooped to AI generated slop. This is a sad day.

I haven't cared to watch a top 8 since Shoma won Pro Tour.

I'm naming my daughter Chelicera #fabtcg

Marionette players are just ugly Prism players.

#armoryrecap Gee Whiz I love Riptide. R1 0-1 - Florian and I went to time but it was clear they would inevitably win so I conced R2 1-1 - Vynnset struggles into Vynnset players. Spent all game covering threats and closed out with a BIG arrow. R3 2-1 - Aurora? More like Ahhh more-ah traps!!!

It's another beautiful day to complain about CYB

Finding out the MnR Cast is cancelled and @teaandtcg.bsky.social hasn't said a word really makes me question her commitment to tea.

I'll go anywhere for FAB Nationals but man do I hate Vegas.

Poop, and I cannot stress this enough, pee.

youtu.be/daDOwLLJC1g @fabrary.net You're next!

Run away, Runaways.

🧑🏻‍🍳 Chef Poopy is in the Kitchen

1/4 There's some discussion going on about Arakni's pronouns and while no one is asking for my take on it I'll say this: It's a privilege to not have to fight for my identity to be taken seriously. Do I care if you misgender Arakni when talking to me? Absolutely not, after all; it's just a game...

It's a bad card y'all.

Kids out here saying stuff like: imma be a ChAoS main. No you ain't. It will only take one YouTuber to tell you to put Cnc in your deck and you'll be running the basic white girl version of an assassin deck. Prove me wrong. Put crazy brew in your deck. Idk put bingo in

Look, I'm going to say something and I'm not sure how people are going to feel about it but I have to speak my truth. Starvo mirrors are pretty fun to watch. That said maybe we don't need awakening.

I remember when half of my timeline on this platform wasn't "do not obey in advance"

Mr. President the #fabtcg community has discovered Malört... How would you like to respond?

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about