Usha...you in danger girl

MagicCon should be a full week instead of just three days

added another + today celebrated by blowing up bird app

What's the name of the recently printed @magic.wizards.com red Leyline? Let me google it... ...oh.

#stonks in the MTG Arena store today 4/10/25 draft token is 32.5% off if you pay with gold

They’re a tax on everybody, not just your opponent Magic players have known this since 1997

8 3 4 6 That’s it

and yet Hegseth and Vance are gonna get fewer consequences than the pros who leaked the new phyrexia godbook

Continuing my streak of never missing a domestic MC Come find me in the hardcore gamer area jamming Limited!

Three straight RCQ top 8s with a Standard deck that's considerably off meta, culminating in an RC invite yesterday Built on the back of @ashlizzlle.bsky.social's UG aggro Cookies deck (Wurmlet - Tough Cookie - Sentinel - Cauldron) @mtgarena.com-friendly decklist in alt text

Happy Valentine’s Day, chat

30 more minutes Don’t let up. Max speed! #FlyEaglesFly

Despicable and sad. Given the timing, I can't help but wonder if the incoming administration's hostility to communities of marginalized gender is filtering down and permeating corporate America including Hasbro.

“Coronation? This is bad comedy.” - Transformers: The Movie (1986) “So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause.” - Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Standard is good ...but not as good as what's going in this completely normal game of Limited

In 2024 I quit reaching for my life pad upon cracking Fabled Passage. In 2025 I tackle my toughest challenge yet: No longer calling RCQs "PTQs".

The goblins of Lorwyn were gifting a tapped fish long before it was cool

Why is Koma's butt so big in #MTGFoundations? Seriously, who looked at OG Koma, wrecker of innumerable Kaldheim drafts, and decided he needed to be all cheeked up? @carmparens.bsky.social @gavinverhey.bsky.social

Surely this was ripped off of an esports team Not a @magic.wizards.com team, though, because not one of us can define tempo

this year we got multiple versions of a @magic.wizards.com creature named 'Loot' and neither one loots

If you've got a 4 digit DCI number and are still an active member of the community, that should earn you a follow from Magic: The Gathering not that I'm biased

S tier magic shitposting

did you know that content on this platform is called a skeet

What's the lore behind your profile banner? Mine is: * 2002 - Grand Prix Tampa 🥇 (Odyssey-Torment Limited) * 2012 - SCG Atlanta Draft Open 🥇 (Innistrad Limited) * 2022 - Dreamhack Dallas 10K 🥈 (Modern)

And corgi content. 🐕

Magic players: do you have a favorite LOSS? Once, I had a Pro Tour feature match versus Jon Finkel. In that era, the feature area playing surface had a side oriented left-handed and the other side right-handed. Choosing side was the usual consolation prize for losing the play/draw die roll. 🧵(1/X)

this app is quickly turning into a @magic.wizards.com lobby con and I love it Hi, new friends! 👋

two more Modern top 8s the last couple weekends with Jund Sagavan: Wasteland 5K Invi (top 8) Win Con RCQ (top 2) the bear was 9th on breakers

me when folks criticize my deck selection:

another week, another top 8 pic (staring in to the sun remix) @ Caffeinated Gamers, Roswell GA Lost in finals w/ Jund Sagavan

nearly won (top 4) a 50+ player RCQ Sunday with all spells that cost what they say and lands that tap for 1 (zoomer jund) back at it this coming Sunday

What's up Bluesky fam, how was your weekend? Besides watching sportsball I won $500 stuffing cats into ovens