Some Uhaul lesbian shit occurred in the Czech Republic I’m afraid to report

Czech record store full of actually rare shit from the region, but it makes me mad because now I can’t share the really goated album with my friends because it’s not even uploaded online. Woe is me

Literally never been anti natalist but my bloodline gotta end for the greater good

Someone assumed my pronouns mean I like being sexually dehumanized. Day ruined.

Is this not the funniest chain of events like who says this

Now everyone is gonna know my monkey is transgender

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just know you could be talking to an Italian on Grindr. I’m shaking my head telling myself to stop

One day in the capital and I get my picture in an article. IM COOKED

Record store was full of Polish bootlegs. We’re cured.

I got my picture taken a lot at a protest and my first vain thought is that I wasn’t that attractive today

Baby’s first factkin at the big age of 24

Telling my brother I’m going to another country: I’m getting my weed whacked in the Czech Republic, do you want a commemorative shot glass from where I’m staying?

Gift Idea

Silly’s last breakfast before being banished to the washing machine

Imagine trying to go on a date with someone and that damn silly little monkey toy come out

I’ll remind myself to not question people when they say things because it’s rude to show distrust but someone says they like me and im sitting there instantly thinking “I don’t think that is true.” WHAT DID WE JUST TALK ABOUT

IM GOING TO THE CZECH REPUBLIC BABYYYYY

I got so self conscious over talking about Rubi Dallas that my mood dropped and I felt sick to my stomach

IM GOING ALL IN

My body cringing up with self loathing because I need to actively advertise my comms

Considering unfollowing people I’ve met at college just so I don’t have to see those studio walls ever again on their insta stories. I’ve had all I can take of those walls

I only keep going for them

Don’t talk about your characters while trying to flirt with women challenge failed

The problem with a lot of rhetoric around gender socialization is that everyone treats it like biological determinism part 2 instead of something you can often just not experience or experience differently from the norm, especially across cultures.

Very excited for when I can leave my apartment for long periods of time without my brother (I still don’t have a phone plan rn)

And then I took a decently timed shower LOL

Do you ever see how people police each other and realize how their confidence in life is only maintained by keeping everyone as miserable as they are? The way cis heterosexuals control each other and grind each other down is frightening.

I’m glad I sound very secure as a lesbian. Few people asking me about it lately and I think my definition as it matters to me is not universal, but gives women the right idea. I’m glad people are nice about their curiosity

I feel like I failed the gendered socialization challenge by being embarrassed and self conscious in a makeup aisle. I need a woman to hold on my hand and let me look at lipstick or I’ll get scared.

Does anyone have any methods at all

2am talking to myself and doing thirst traps. Really doesn’t get better than that

Found out I can be attractive again. It just takes 40 minutes of teasing your hair because you ran out of hairspray

Light leaving my eyes when I finish work for a client and I hate it. Not cool.

I like this because it has no weight being used in any other context. A 24 year old lesbian could be anywhere really

“I haven’t been in lesbian drama lately” I say as my blood runs cold remembering the last time I lost 80% of all my irl friends and my partner at once. I would do it again tbh

I miss hanging out with older trans people oh god oh god oh my god.

Would you believe me if I told you I made this for Grindr?

I need to play with some toys today. Need to let loose.

I continue life just to make Silly Mumkey posts

If anyone cares to know why, it’s because every critique they got in their prime was laced in misogyny which is funny seeing as they were men. Funny (sad) how it all comes down to such things

I don’t even hate my face. I’m happy to have made it to my age. My eyes are sad but I think that is temporary as long as I keep going.

Steelman-ing the band Poison for too long. I would consider this a character flaw if there weren’t people who base their identity off liking Motley Crue. The mid off on the century for sure

The evil demons hurting my feelings, so I’m going post Silly Mumkey

I know I said I’d talk more openly about things I enjoy, but my life has not been one of such things these days. Drowning myself is very raunchy lesbian writing to mend the wounds that ask for much more.

Would like all the “lighten your standards for who you’ll be friends with” advice people to stand back because my choice of irl friendships right now is no one or racist people. Just gets under my skin, because the advice would be fine in college but the game has changed for the worse!

It literally doesn’t matter if I totally missed the chance to learn how to socialize ever again, I can draw my characters naked

I don’t know if people understand how isolating getting this a million times over is. Especially when I try to meet new people and put myself out there.

My ugly child who obscures my wife shrine

I need to be attractive again. For my art.

Doing field research for my lesbian furry novel where I *looks down at my notes* have lesbian sex