Sunday funnies

I bet all those people that paid a billion dollars to join Cankles McTacotitz’ “Board of Peace” are feeling kinda stupid right now. I’m kidding—they have no feelings. It should be called The Bored of Peace. But I do worry FIFA will take away his peace prize… 🙄

Day whatever of our ever shittier timeline.

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This is a big one. A newly uncovered document has revealed the existence of a mystery Epstein investigation. It was spearheaded by the DEA and involved drug trafficking and money laundering. Epstein was one of 15 targets. The other 14 names are redacted. I've got questions.

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Breaking: fake journalist discovers mixed-use buildings exist. Film at 11.

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Final day of the Olympics Sunday funnies.

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Day whatever from this crappy timeline…

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Canada, our hearts are broken with yours. Your American friends grieve beside you in this horrific tragedy. We mourn your loss, we hold your pain, & we stand with you today & always💔 Our hearts ache together, holding you close in love, sorrow, & solidarity.🕊️ #SheShed #DefendersofDemocracy

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Delicious anticipation… she will chew them up.

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He is vile.

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Democracy dies in the dark... I guess Bezos was late to the dance...

FYI: CheapFaremart is affiliated with Trivago. I’d avoid those assholes as well. #scammers

Do NOT EVER use CheapFaremart for airfare. Total bait & switch: I got my airfare, rented my car… only to have them call me and say that the return flight I booked is not confirmed and they are charging me $80 more to arrive 6 hours later. #ripoff

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Seems like its going well.

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Absolutely devastated. RIP Catherine O’Hara. Everything she was in, she made better.

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Is anyone surprised?

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