2640 When my wife tells me I shouldn't eat Oreos in the bed

2639 Petting every dog you see

2638 Sounds like an unlimited budget. Time to head to a nice safe resort planet!

2637 When I see a spider in my house, but I have to run to the other room and grab a tissue before I kill it:

2636 Master Windu is the one holding you back, Anakin.

2635 Star Wars is good

2634 Jedi are the guardians of peach and justice, but where are the guardians of grammar?

2633 This is a picture of me when I walk through the living room and my kids are watching a Star Wars.

2632 Don't tell me.

2631 Palpatine is watching this and loving every minute

2630 I'm literally falling asleep rn

2629 Assassination is one of the best words in the English language because it's got two asses.

2628 Gunray might be a laziest name George Lucas ever came up with.

2627 I never understood this. The Trade Federation is a group that makes money through trade, right? So this is like if Amazon had a seat in our senate, and they had an army of robots that... oh ... wait...

2626 I feel like he's looking right at me.

2625 Oh the bounty hunter! I went to school with a Jango Fett but he's an IT guy now.

2624 Raise your hand if you're old enough to have ever talked to an actual telephone operator in your life.

2623 Obi: It's gonna cost me an arm and a leg to repair. Anakin: I'll pay.

2622 I love that R2 remembers all of this, but never says anything to Threepio when they wind up back here again.

2621 Maybe he means old Ben Kenobi?

2620 I remember elbowing my friend in the theater when we first saw this movie, "He said the thing!"

2619 R2-D2 has the most foul mouth

2618 Yeah! No droids allowed at a funeral.

2617 Well that's enough mourning. Onto the next adventure!

2616 Do you think he regrets his decision to leave his mom and become a Jedi?

2615 Blink 182 song starts playing

2614 When there's a party, but you're grounded for your report card:

2613 When you win a silver medal for powerlifting:

2612 Do you think a moisture farmer would harvest the moisture from someone's body before they bury them?

2611 That's the last line for Cliegg Lars. A round of applause please.

2610 I'm gonna start saying this when I leave for work in the morning and see how long it takes for my wife to tell me to stop.

2609 How long before he freed her and married her? What's the timeline?

2608 ❤️ Hug someone today. I lost a close friend yesterday, and I can't believe this is today's line.

2607 After you just spent the entire day watching reality tv

2606 Like my father before me.

2605 What about if you were a Wookiee? Or an Ithorian?

2604 How does Anakin fill up a balloon?

2603 When someone puts olives in an otherwise delicious food:

2602 When I was a kid, and I ate animal crackers, I would always bite the heads off first...

2601 Mom: Oh are these your little Pokemans? They're like monsters or something, right? Me:

2600 Them: Why do you enjoy being a teacher? Me: I enjoy getting the summers off. Them: And... Me:

2599 Do we know what role men and women traditionally play in Tusken Raider society? Maybe they are both fighters. Maybe on their Titanic, they all got to get into lifeboats without discretion.

2598 How do you know? Does someone go out there and lift up the sand peoples' skirts?

2597 How many Oreos did you eat?

2596 Hey what happened to your Tamagotchi?

2595 Hey what happened to all of those indoor potted plants you bought last month?

2594 Wow. But there's no way he killed all of them. Probably just a few of the men, and then he left the rest alone, right? I mean it's not like they're animals or something. He wouldn't just slaughter them, right?

2593 This is the best scene ever put to film. All in favor say "aye"

2592 Every time I hear these words, it's like a wake up call. I hear, "Get ready. Here it comes. This is the part you've been waiting for." The anticipation is so great. I get this feeling of butterflies in my stomach. A warm feeling in my abdomen. And not just the abdoMEN...