Star Wars Line by Line
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Iām here to tell the story of Star Wars - one line at a time. Every line of Star Wars - daily.
2542 The walls in Yoda's apartment are paper thin. The neighbors aren't shy.
about 9 hours ago
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2541 I really wish we knew if it were just the men that are shouting, or if the women and the children were shouting too.
1 day ago
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2540 Take a bow, Shmi.
2 days ago
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2539 It's really sad that she couldn't even say it.
3 days ago
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2538 I love lamp
4 days ago
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2537 If this were a Star Wars video game, he could just give her a stim pack and they could make the getaway.
5 days ago
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2536 I love what?? What is it?? Yaks? Yams? Yetis? Yarn?... Yo-yos!
6 days ago
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2535 Me, when I tweet the last line of Star Wars on my death bed:
7 days ago
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2534 Let this be a lesson to all the kids out there. When you go away to school, don't miss your mom, and don't let her miss you. You'll end up on the dark side.
8 days ago
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2533 She's still talking about the podrace. She has no idea what he's been up to since then.
9 days ago
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2532 It's tough being an empty-nester.
10 days ago
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2531 Too bad they never taught Anakin that force healing power
11 days ago
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2530 "Well you have to say that. You're my mom. Padme won't go to the dance with me. I'm a loser, mom!"
12 days ago
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2529 "No this is what we look like under all those wrappings"
13 days ago
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2528 I said it during my coverage of TPM, but I think Pernilla August is actually one of the better actors in these films.
14 days ago
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2527 Where's mom? Is she safe? Is she alright?
15 days ago
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17 days ago
I propose that in october we permanently shift all clocks back by only 30 minutes & then fucking leave them there forever after. And if you think that's somehow more absurd than the DST/SDT dance, please take a deep breath and remember that clock time is fake & was invented for trains. It'll be fine
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2526 Do you think in the back of her mind, she just thought she was hallucinating?
16 days ago
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2525 I hate to even bring this up, but why did the Tuskans have her tied up like that for so long? I shudder to think about it. Boba Fett makes us look at them as noble people, but maybe they are animals? Maybe they deserved it?
17 days ago
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2524 Stewie is all like
18 days ago
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2523 This is your daily reminder to call your mom today
19 days ago
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2522 I can relate. This is how I feel when my kids wake me up in the morning too.
20 days ago
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2521 We all know that Anakin famously killed all the men, women, and children, but did he spare the dogs??
21 days ago
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2520 Couldn't get enough of the growling? Wanted more of the snarling? Well we here at Star Wars Line by Line give the people what they want!
22 days ago
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2519 Deja vu? No no no. Yesterday's line was "growling" and today is "snarling." There's a big difference.
23 days ago
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2518 It's time for a campfire story kids
24 days ago
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2517 Our first demand is no homework. Our second demand is icecream before dinner...
25 days ago
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2516 Eventually
26 days ago
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2515 Does Dooku know about the clones? Isn't he the one who erased Kamino from the archives? Genuinely asking.
27 days ago
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2514 It'll be like some kind of Megazord!!!
28 days ago
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2513 Ok you've got people involved in trade, banking, techno armies, literal bugs... I think these are the bad guys.
29 days ago
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2512 I wonder when Man number 1 is going to get a name
30 days ago
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2511 It's just a whole planet of bankers?
about 1 month ago
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2510 This guy's half brother is a garbage disposal.
about 1 month ago
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Davor Mondom
about 1 month ago
Watching AOTC like
add a skeleton here at some point
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2509 Circa 2002 when you were about to get a call on your cell phone and it was sitting next to your computer speakers (if you know, you know):
about 1 month ago
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2508 Give it up for DJ Wat Tambor and the Techno Union Army!
about 1 month ago
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2507 Nah we have very good lawyers. We'll be fine.
about 1 month ago
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2506 Ok look I'm sorry, but this guy should have to do at least one song in English.
about 1 month ago
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2505 This meeting could have been an email.
about 1 month ago
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2504 How do you even keep track of that many systems?
about 1 month ago
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2503 Kinda weird that Dooku can't feel Obi's presense
about 1 month ago
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2502 Lama Su: And I took that personally.
about 1 month ago
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2501 ... we will sell even more action figures!
about 1 month ago
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2500 When it comes to men and their word... I'm number one.
about 1 month ago
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2499 And he want's it on a silver platter with an apple in the mouth
about 1 month ago
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2498 If Senator Amidala were dead, you would be the first to hear about it, Nute.
about 1 month ago
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2497 Our boy Nute Gunray is back and he's still angry!
about 2 months ago
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2496 I think a meeting of billionaire oligarchs would be in a nicer place than this.
about 2 months ago
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2495 Guy at a bar: "Yeah I was in Star Wars. I played Man # 1"
about 2 months ago
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