Star Wars Line by Line
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Iām here to tell the story of Star Wars - one line at a time. Every line of Star Wars - daily.
2487 He didn't say "May I be excused from the table, please?"
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2486 A central theme of the Star Wars franchise is "Hope." With class lines such as "You're my only hope," and "Rebellions are built on hope," but this line rarely gets any play. I think it's time we start using this hope filled line more often. Wait
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2485 When mom left for a week long vacation to Cancun and fell for the bartender:
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2484 When you want to give up on her, but you don't want anyone to know that you want to give up on her:
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2483 When they want round 2 but you're still sore from round 1
4 days ago
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2482 I think this whole hunting party could be a gritty Predator-like movie.
5 days ago
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2481 OK we don't talk about this line enough. That is an insane number!
6 days ago
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2480 When you start to think your kids are actuallly cute and nice:
7 days ago
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2479 But not just like men. Like women, and like children too.
8 days ago
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2478 Is anyone going to drink these lovely refreshments that Beru set out?
9 days ago
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2477 This is why Watto had that tracker installed under her skin. So stupid to take it out.
10 days ago
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2476 What kind of mushrooms?
11 days ago
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2475 The Rise and Grind of Skywalker
12 days ago
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2474 Wow, Cliegg has gone woke. I would have said Sand People if I were him.
13 days ago
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2473 They still have the Tupperware from the 70's
14 days ago
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2472 When my son asks me a question about Star Wars:
15 days ago
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2471 Formerly my slave, but let's not mention that.
16 days ago
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2470 But she was last night! š
17 days ago
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2469 When you notice hair on your ears:
18 days ago
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2468 Did we just become best friends?! Yup! Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?! Yup!
19 days ago
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2467 Do you think they ever got together for couples board game night or anything?
20 days ago
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2466 Look how young š„ŗ
21 days ago
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2465 Oh yeah right. And I'm the queen of England.
22 days ago
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2464 The ultimate grift. Put some shiny new coverings on a droid and resell him to his old master. Jawas are basically printing money.
23 days ago
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2463 Threepio is like an old fashioned southern lady in this scene. "This heat is givin' me the vapors."
24 days ago
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2462 When you're in daycare and they say it's time to go home:
25 days ago
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2461 Bless my circuits is an under used phrase in Star Wars. I love that someone thought to program a droid to say this.
25 days ago
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2460 I prefer Threepio to 3PO. How about you? Is it Artoo or R2?
27 days ago
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2459 When you wake up after the New Year's Eve party to see who ended up sleeping on your couch
27 days ago
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Blogga the Hutt
29 days ago
31st Dec. Would feel ready to take on 2026 if I had a pair of these! My last calendar post - I've enjoyed posting these (nearly) every day. I must say, in trying to post a vaguely interesting caption for each one my respect for
@starwarslxl.bsky.social
has grown infinitely!
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2458 Is this like a second coming of Christ moment for Threepio?
29 days ago
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2457 D'yer Mak'er
about 1 month ago
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2456 I'm sorry, but the fact that kid Darth Vader built C-3PO is still really weird. Can we all admit that it's a bit of a stretch?
about 1 month ago
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2455 Did you know that in the original script, C-3PO was still going to have his wires showing, and Padme was going to put his coverings on? This would have made him Anakin and Padme's son in a way.
about 1 month ago
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2454 Take a look at Treadwell the droid. š
about 1 month ago
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2453 I think this entire week has been droids beeping here on Star Wars Line by Line.
about 1 month ago
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2452 Live look at me playing with my Star Wars toys this morning -
about 1 month ago
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2451 Me setting up my motion detectors so I can catch Santa tonight:
about 1 month ago
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2450 Who else would be beeping right now?
about 1 month ago
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2449 He would have expected one or two Federation ships, or he would have expected the Federation ships to be more spread evenly across the planet, but this is an unusual concentration of them. Detective Obi-Wan is on the case!
about 1 month ago
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2448 I say this every time I refresh my browser!
about 1 month ago
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2447 Immediately after running into someone and saying, "We'll have to find a time to get together, soon!"
about 1 month ago
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2446 When someone at work microwaves fish in the break room:
about 1 month ago
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2445 What if we need those spare parts tho?
about 1 month ago
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2444 When you're playing Mortal Kombat with your mates:
about 1 month ago
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2443 When the baby in the seat next to you throws up:
about 1 month ago
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2442 Wake up. It's Monday.
about 2 months ago
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2441 He's a witch
about 2 months ago
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2440 Recently I turned 40 and I went to Galaxy's Edge for the first time with a couple of friends to celebrate. They surprised me with the lightsaber making experience. Best surprise I've ever gotten. Nothing beats good friends and Star Wars.
about 2 months ago
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2439 Did no one tell this guy the odds!?!
about 2 months ago
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