2542 The walls in Yoda's apartment are paper thin. The neighbors aren't shy.

2541 I really wish we knew if it were just the men that are shouting, or if the women and the children were shouting too.

2540 Take a bow, Shmi.

2539 It's really sad that she couldn't even say it.

2538 I love lamp

2537 If this were a Star Wars video game, he could just give her a stim pack and they could make the getaway.

2536 I love what?? What is it?? Yaks? Yams? Yetis? Yarn?... Yo-yos!

2535 Me, when I tweet the last line of Star Wars on my death bed:

2534 Let this be a lesson to all the kids out there. When you go away to school, don't miss your mom, and don't let her miss you. You'll end up on the dark side.

2533 She's still talking about the podrace. She has no idea what he's been up to since then.

2532 It's tough being an empty-nester.

2531 Too bad they never taught Anakin that force healing power

2530 "Well you have to say that. You're my mom. Padme won't go to the dance with me. I'm a loser, mom!"

2529 "No this is what we look like under all those wrappings"

2528 I said it during my coverage of TPM, but I think Pernilla August is actually one of the better actors in these films.

2527 Where's mom? Is she safe? Is she alright?

I propose that in october we permanently shift all clocks back by only 30 minutes & then fucking leave them there forever after. And if you think that's somehow more absurd than the DST/SDT dance, please take a deep breath and remember that clock time is fake & was invented for trains. It'll be fine

2526 Do you think in the back of her mind, she just thought she was hallucinating?

2525 I hate to even bring this up, but why did the Tuskans have her tied up like that for so long? I shudder to think about it. Boba Fett makes us look at them as noble people, but maybe they are animals? Maybe they deserved it?

2524 Stewie is all like

2523 This is your daily reminder to call your mom today

2522 I can relate. This is how I feel when my kids wake me up in the morning too.

2521 We all know that Anakin famously killed all the men, women, and children, but did he spare the dogs??

2520 Couldn't get enough of the growling? Wanted more of the snarling? Well we here at Star Wars Line by Line give the people what they want!

2519 Deja vu? No no no. Yesterday's line was "growling" and today is "snarling." There's a big difference.

2518 It's time for a campfire story kids

2517 Our first demand is no homework. Our second demand is icecream before dinner...

2516 Eventually

2515 Does Dooku know about the clones? Isn't he the one who erased Kamino from the archives? Genuinely asking.

2514 It'll be like some kind of Megazord!!!

2513 Ok you've got people involved in trade, banking, techno armies, literal bugs... I think these are the bad guys.

2512 I wonder when Man number 1 is going to get a name

2511 It's just a whole planet of bankers?

2510 This guy's half brother is a garbage disposal.

Watching AOTC like

2509 Circa 2002 when you were about to get a call on your cell phone and it was sitting next to your computer speakers (if you know, you know):

2508 Give it up for DJ Wat Tambor and the Techno Union Army!

2507 Nah we have very good lawyers. We'll be fine.

2506 Ok look I'm sorry, but this guy should have to do at least one song in English.

2505 This meeting could have been an email.

2504 How do you even keep track of that many systems?

2503 Kinda weird that Dooku can't feel Obi's presense

2502 Lama Su: And I took that personally.

2501 ... we will sell even more action figures!

2500 When it comes to men and their word... I'm number one.

2499 And he want's it on a silver platter with an apple in the mouth

2498 If Senator Amidala were dead, you would be the first to hear about it, Nute.

2497 Our boy Nute Gunray is back and he's still angry!

2496 I think a meeting of billionaire oligarchs would be in a nicer place than this.

2495 Guy at a bar: "Yeah I was in Star Wars. I played Man # 1"