New PFP 💜

Happy Wednesday loves

Can someone break it down Barney style for me what the hell is group 7 and why am I in it??

Good morning, loves

My transition from September 30 → October 1

Happy hump day 🙌🏻 New plants and facts loading…

Happy Thursday! Out touching grass because the world is too much these days.

So lucky to be able to pick up and drop off my kiddo daily.

Happy Friday

Happy Tuesday 💛 It’s hot AF

Happy Monday

Advil cold and sinus is a miracle drug. The way it was revived my sick ass today should be studied.

Good morning ☀️ Happy Tuesday lovelies

I’m perpetually in a hurry…

I am a crazy plant lady and chose the millennial hobby of gardening #millennial #plants #gardening #trend

I haaaad to jump onto this trend. Cameo from max being a little concerned and questioning what’s happening 😂 #trend #labubu

The full moon and lunacy??

More gardening shenanigans

Because I seem to only remember to take a photo when I’m in the restroom

Happy Tuesday

No complaints

Staycation

Editing a vid and just laughing at my dumb excited face 😂 Also a clear reason why I have such strong smile lines around my mouth and eyes 🤦🏻‍♀️

Only Disney can make a roach look cute

I mean… who else?? And why do the other ones even exist at this point??

About last night

I F***ing love plants

Happy Wednesday 🙌🏻 Answering some questions for hump day on my IG stories today

My giant Alocasia Elephant Ear and my fav peaking behind 🌙

Soooo grateful for my AC today

I’m actually wearing makeup today for call pickup 😆 Can you believe it’s the last Tuesday of July???

0 Love Island episodes watched 0 Labubus owned 0 Dubai chocolate eaten Am I missing something???

I love the ephemeral nature of IG stories. That’s why I’m always there ✨

Thought I’d have more time tonight but nooooope. I won’t beat myself up about it. I won’t beat myself up about it. I won’t beat myself up about it.

Camp pick up line repping my pod

Soft serve all day every day

No matter how many times I ride this ride this is always my reaction

Floridian highway billboards…

I have the brain of a 12 year old

“Send later” on iMessages is one of my favorite things

I’m faaaar too emotionally invested in my plants

Wendy’s being ranked as unhealthiest fast food chain over McDonald’s, Taco Bell, and others was not expected.

Does anyone else have those days where it’s hard to keep that lump in your throat down and the tears from spilling out from your eyes?? Asking for a friend.

I feel like I’m good at a lot of things but an expert and none.

Anyone else not know how to take a compliment?

It’s strange that in a world where it’s easier to connect with more people than ever before, we tend to feel more isolated and alone than before.

Let’s lose some followers: I don’t give a fuck about Justin Bieber. Sorry not sorry tbh

Some days life seems short and other days life seems long