Now excuse me while I quietly cry into my afternoon tea... #Waxjado9Wednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Exactly... Maybe free time means free from your trifling ass... #WackadooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Why is it that everybody is all happy when trees spooge left, right,and center, but when I do it, I get told to clean that mess up and to get a room??? #WackadooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Presenting a picture you can hear.. #WackadooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Gotta love starting the day signing in to the wrong meeting.... Wordle 1,747 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT

Please note: I am just showing you what they are. You can't have any. These are MINE. #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

If you get this one, you nasty... Come sit by me... where I can keep an eye on you. #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

For that extra spicy lemonade... #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Fight me... I dare you. #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

As the old saying goes: Waste not, want not... #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

good morning, all... well, almost all... Wordle 1,746 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT

Hey now! I broke out the Enigma the other day! This shit still rocks!!? #MusicalMonday #Meme #memes #Snark

Considering Flo-Rida's probable level of... elevation when he came up with this shite... #MusicalMonday #Meme ##Memes #Snark

And yes I have tried the Callin' Oates hotline... They shut it down earlier this year... Sigh... #MusicalMonday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Now let's discuss this growing up bullshite... #MusicalMonday #Meme #Memes #Snark

What's that definition of insanity... Wordle 1,745 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT

its nice when they declare their insanity so early... #SundaySnark #Meme #Memes #Snark

If you throw in an couple bucks extra, I'll bring a few friends along, and we will do golf claps at the appropriate times... #SundaySass #Meme #Memes #Snark

and we are licked it so we are keeping it... #SundaySass #meme #Memes #Snark

Boom chicka wow wow... #SundaySass #Meme #Memes #Snark

If it's Palm Sunday, does that mean I get to slap people today?? Wordle 1,744 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT

actually, its probably for the best things stay as they are.... If you are upset enough to block me so early, you gonna be big upset if you let me finish... #SaturdaySass #Meme #Memes #Snark

Psychiatric or prophylactic... decisions... decisions... #SaturdaySass #Meme #Memes #Snark

He can see clearly now... the brain is gone... #SaturdaySass #Meme #Memes #Snark

What's that left knee? It's gonna rain shortly? Another 10 minutes??? NOTED!!! #SaturdaySass #Meme #Memes #Snark

and... winter is back.... Wordle 1,743 5/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT

I ain't done nothing, I ain't seen nothing. I ain't saying nothing That's a Monday morning thing...l #FridayFoolery #Meme #Memesq

So... Any good plans for the weekend?? #FridayFoolery #Meme #Memes #Snark

Yeah right... Half of y'all are gonna be trying to figure out how to blame everybody else and the rest will be begging the aliens to take us away them assholes... #FridayFoolery #Meme #Memes #Snark

I got a dozen pairs of jeans that will be heading to recycling over the next few days for this very reason... Well, this and the fact that I can't button them anymore, but I digress. #FridayFoolery #Meme #Memes #Snark

is it safe to come out yet? Wordle 1,742 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT

Might wanna calm down there, buddy... Week is not over yet... #FursdayFunsies #Meme #Memes #Snark

For the record, I'm never gonna chase chicken... Beef, however... #FursdayFunsies #Meme #Memes #Snark

Wonder if this is on the list of live action remakes... #FursdayFunsies #Meme #Memes #Snark

This reminds me of so many of the jackasses I have worked with over the years... Always got their noses in other people's business.. #FursdayFunsies #Meme #Memes #Snark

happy thursday Wordle 1,741 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT

Offer to help? Imma lead them straight to the bunker and tell them how to get in... It might involve them pretending to be of a certain age and gender, but that's all the more reason for the aliens to take them away... #WackadooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

In some y'all's cases it's more a matter of "what" than "who"... I would still wanna see the pic tho... #WackadooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

The minute I start a new job, I go thru the telephone directly and block each and every one of them mofos... #WackadooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Sigh.... #WackadooWednesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Hump day? more like SLUMP day! Amiright? Wordle 1,740 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT

And that's enough Internet for today... #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Well... There go my plans for the evening... #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

I really miss Sade sometimes... #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Well maybe if you didn't try to put this purchase on a payment plan, they would be nicer to you... #TastyTuesday #Meme #Memes #Snark

you know that thing where you wanna play hookie, but they are doing construction next to your house so you know it's gonna be real loud all day... Sigh... Wordle 1,739 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle_NYT

It's either this or 1-800-KARS-4-KIDS... Which would you prefer?? #MusicalMonday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Me, when I drop the facade... #MusicalMonday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Maybe it's really a good thing I didn't go to law school, like mother dearest would have liked... #MusicalMonday #Meme #Memes #Snark

Me, disassociating my way thru the workday... #MusicalMonday #Meme #Memes #Snark