I STG every Pokémon release is more botched than the last

Just another fat cock Friday #fcf

Throwback for #fatcockfriday #fcf

Is #sacksaturday a thing?

Happy underwear day or whatev

Hump day or whatev

Virgil

Depression hitting hard today

Taking bg3 squad applications (unrelated pic for visibility)

Asked two boys out today; one left me on read and the other just said "lol" 🫠

Just another fat cocktail Friday #fcf

Mentally I'm here:

Mentally I'm here:

Had a bad day and need a dopamine hit

Cause I haven't done a fat cock Friday in awhile #fcf

You | Your Christmas jam

I just shook Kristin Chenoweth's hand. Ain't nobody can tell me nothin' today.

I lowkey love this mirror #fcf

Hippity-hop

Quote skeet your goofiest pictures, where you’re just a silly little guy, much random, full of rawr

Quote skeet your goofiest pictures, where you’re just a silly little guy, much random, full of rawr

Happy hump day! Here's me humping @bluudarron.bsky.social

So how do I sign up for the prison penpal program?

Just cause I'm bored and want attention

Cause it's #fcf so here's a fat cock + some bonus sole

Honestly better than 1000 "ur hots"

Shake, shake, shake

Bounce

Texted my mom a ss of a design I'm working on and forgot to crop out the grindr notification 💀

Is it still Friday? #fcf

Any oomfs play dbd? Bonus points if it's on Playstation

Can you spot the suprise(s)?

Any oomfs play dbd? Bonus points if it's on Playstation

Can you spot the suprise(s)?

Twitter moots should comment or dm me so I don't lose you ✌️

Oomf told me it was humpday

Oomf told me it was humpday

If you're an Onlyfans boy repost this. Tryna find mutuals 👅

Reskeet with your splash zone

Someone in DFW is catfishing as my boyfriend and we're looking for a third; for the record I am painfully single 🙃

Reskeet with your splash zone

Any oomfies know about 501(c)s?

Me trying to get my Twitter mutuals to follow me back on Bluesky 😭

Bounce