(WITH CATS!)

In only 3 days half the Democratic caucus had already cosponsored Jayapal's Transgender Bill of Rights. The Labour party mind cannot comprehend this

If you pay say $4.50 a dozen, 2% is 9 cents, less than a penny an egg. I've run a dairy department and milk and egg prices are actually highly volatile week to week. Many weeks they go up or down by more than 2%

wtf is wrong with you. California literally had to pass laws in part to protect trans people from Texan authorities both in keeping children from being extradited there and providers facing legal challenges

A bold move by Whole Foods, let's see if it pays off

Truth or Consequences is such a crazy name for a city

What do you mean there's a trade version of Wordle

The working class is absolutely not your inherent ally, especially on social issues. Save me, laptop class. Save me

My most fascist opinion is all of these people should have had their license revoked for 30 days as a warning

I am in my thirties and only just this moment realized what the pun is

Bus driver went on the intercom to tell someone to turn off their music, that everyone needs to respect everyone on the bus 🎶 And then a hero comes along 🎶

The cold took out one of the most popular breakfast spots in the city

Because it's a trans anthem, 🎶Cut my dick into pieces, this is my last resort 🎶

“Why is it important to bring people to the Green after work?” Fekieta asked. The utter state of community outreach meetings. I actually think most people would consider it a net position for the literal center of the city to have more people out and about past 5pm

Broke: setback minimums Woke: flower minimums

You may like metal but not as much as this guy

BART installed new fare gates and the amount of time needed to clean stations absolutely cratered. It is neither Liberal or Progressive to allow a small group of mentally ill individuals and/or jerks to ruin the public realm

Dude brushing his teeth on the bus just spit out on the floor and is now motherfucking me because he thinks I'm taking video of him. We're never getting normies to ride the bus

The bus will clearly be here in like 8 minutes but the real time forecast is 46 minutes. What the hell

We have a tea house now? You cannot stop America's fourth city, New Haven

Just involuntarily screaming "fuck you'" at my phone every time I check the temperature

Went to the new Yemeni coffee shop and now making it my entire personality

99.5% of times a black bear will leave you alone, but there's always someone who has to violate the no touching rule

He violated two laws since it's also illegal to wear a mask in a courthouse here. As the administration says, no one is above the law. We need to start arresting them or we're admitting ICE is the President's personal militia

There are only two kinds of roommates. The one who keeps a very well organized fridge, and the one that just vomits their grocery purchases into the fridge. My roommate and I are both unfortunately the latter

New Jersey just classified all ebikes essentially as motorcycles, requiring registration, licensing, and insurance. It was fun praising the urbanism of Hudson county but we can go back to hating New Jersey

I've unlocked green transit app

Guy who uses Waze to avoid cops who thinks posting where ICE locations are is illegal

They're doing solidarity matches in other nations for victims of our government. Oh my god we're the bad country

Bartrentedacarwithaphonydriver'slicenseanddroveMilhouseNelsonandMartintoawigoutletinKnoxvilleandthecargotcrushedandthey'reoutofmoneyandtheycan'tgethomeandBart'sworkingasacourierandjustcamebackfrom HONG KONG!

okay but which Senator would be the best to take a psychedelic trip with? My gut is saying Schatz or Chris Murphy

Yes, Nancy Pelosi was an institutionalist and a bit corrupt Yes, Nancy Pelosi was the most successful Speaker of our lifetimes. Yes, I want AOC to become the institution if need be

The cruelty is the point but it's also kind of good because this is exactly how we wind up with Woke 2.0. Never underestimate how thermostatic public opinion is when cruelty becomes the goal (see: ICE)

I am the only person in the store and have an entire pie to myself

Reminder to the few locals around here, if you see something say something! If you see ICE around New Haven call or text 854-666-4472 and let New Haven Immigrants Coalition know

Why don't the kids socialize anymore? "Hello, city council, there's kids here. They're just *hanging around*!"

The BZA voted against turning an abandoned lot that already attracts illegal dumping into sports fields and a concession stand. This is what one of the no votes said. Absolute nimby brain rot

I only transitioned so when they call "women and children first" on a sinking ship I can actually live. I've seen Titanic, I don't want to die like that

Once you start reading about interwar Germany you'll never stop wanting to beat Ludendorff to death with your bare hands

In a better timeline the government going Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer would have been a bigger story

Common Sense in its first year is estimated to have sold 100-150k copies at a time when the free adult population was ~2 million. Insane numbers and arguably makes it one of the most impactful books ever

I like how the ad highlights the fact it's a useless invention if you take the radical position of wearing underwear

I'm an unapologetic coastal elite

God's country

So the Grateful Dead are really gone. Bill is still alive but no one cares about Bill. Sorry, Bill

I'm pretty sure the Iranian regime would fall if I would just stop Monitoring The Situation, but I would do anything for freedom but I won't do that

I mean if we decode what animals are saying it's going to be mostly, "FOOD, I WANT FOOD" "FUCK ME, FUCK ME"

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