Pearl walks don’t stop just because it gets cold out. Service before self, I guess.

You will be visited by three spirits

Logan Thompson is an absolute gem. #ALLCAPS

Something like this, but with a Great Pyrenees as my copilot.

She’s always lookin’ out for me.

“We've come a long, long way together Through the hard times and the good I have to celebrate you, baby I have to praise you like I should”

Lonely guys: Self-improvement doesn’t cure loneliness. Sometimes it just takes you so far upriver that when you come back, everyone sounds like a soft pilgrim bitching about the heat on the Congo. Loneliness isn’t entitlement. Sometimes it’s the result of the work.

I like my whiskey neat, my coffee black, and women witty enough to keep up when I’ve consumed too much of either… 🥃☕️🤦🏽‍♀️

This is the first season, that I can even remember, where I haven’t watched a full Steelers game. When they signed Aaron Rodgers I swore I wouldn’t watch… and here we are. Only a handful of weeks left.

I feel left out, because I never paid for Spotify in the first place.

My girl…

Cute, right? WRONG! This asshole is growling at me because… …because I’m LOOKING at him. 🤣

“And now, let the jagged edge of sobriety be dulled.” ~Robert Neville, I Am Legend

Standard Turk & Pearl walk on the flats. So nice to be out there alone.

You know who else said he regretted nothing? Rudolf Hess during the Nuremberg Trials.

We honor the wiener with an inflatable statue in his likeness for the holidays. Here he it is, fully erect.

Instead of whistles, why are people showing up, armed with a dozen footlongs from Subway, and throwing them at these officers? There’s legal precedence that it’s not felon assault of an officer.

Seeing as to the fact I’m single… I can say that, in the long run, I’ve not liked 100% of the women I’ve dated or married.

Do men often date women they don’t like?

She found this stick on our walk and couldn’t be more proud of it. 🤣

He’s got the exact face of a kid at Chuck E. Cheese who just cashed in 4,300 tickets for a $6 plastic globe. Pure, uncut, childhood pride. ...and the trophy looks like it was designed yesterday and handed to the first person that asked for it. God damn, this timeline is fucking stupid.

This is fantastic… and there ARE parallels to be drawn. youtu.be/u7eVxAw7MPc

I’m ROASTED right now and almost texted a female friend “How now brown cow?” Realized mid-send I was basically saying, “Hello my dear friend, how is your bovine essence this fine evening?” Completely unintended, just recalling an old saying I heard as a kid. …I cannot stop laughing.

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That’s the face of a dame that knows she’s about to go on a walk.

Imagine being so concerned about how the election in TN turned out last night that your knee-jerk reaction is to pardon a Democrat. Authoritarianism isn’t popular in America, and the GOP knows it.

I’m a sucker for big white dogs, independent women with strong opinions & juicy caboosies, the smell of race gas on a summer night at a dirt track, and the ding of a puck off the post in a tight hockey game. But I’ve never been fooled by Trump the way a lot of people seemingly have.

It's easier to get a Passport and travel with it, than it is to go to the DMV with all the same required documentation and get a REAL ID. Just got get your Passport.

It is written that you should be loyal to the nightmare of your choice… …she chose me. Eternally grateful.

My man is ON one right now.

If I was a doctor giving Trump a cognitive test, I’d tell him that he absolutely ACED the test… and then turn to my colleagues like…

It’d be nice if UAA followed suit… I don’t not feel like driving to campus in this crap.

youtu.be/YRwt0GoPuUo?... This is a great video!

Been awhile since I’ve been excited about a movie. Anybody want to go see this with me in March? youtu.be/5VYsnngkS_U?...

To the people who drive 62 MPH in the left lane, you’ve been replaced at the top of my most hated people on the planet list. To the dog owners who take the time to step through the snow, pick up your dog’s shit in a bag, and then leave the bag in the yard. With every once of my being, fuck YOU!

You are kidding yourselves if you think Hegseth, or any other person in this administration, will face criminal trial for their actions. Trump will issue everyone in his sphere a blanket pardon for anything they’ve done. And he’ll use Biden’s late term pardon as an example of why it’s just.

Trump has offered yet another off ramp, this time, you should take it. An Aerial Gunner's perspective. 🧵

She’s so patient with me… she knows we both need a walk, yet she’s letting me enjoy my coffee, and have a little time to myself first.

Post something random to have an awesome December

@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social said a few months ago that he thought 36% was Trump’s floor, and I’ve been waiting to see that number in a poll since.

Pearl is helping.

I stopped processing the hate, and I now just reflect it.

Headlines should read: “Two Trump loyalist needlessly slain whilst protecting fascism’s foothold in America.”

They didn’t need to be there… just like every dead service member in Iraq, and every service member in Afghanistan after 02 May 2011. After doing Combat Search & Rescue from 2003-2020, I’m numb to senseless death.

Wait. This dude talks with a wavering voice of a Depression-era air raid siren and a trombone someone left outside all winter. I’ve been attacked by a moose and have had non-metaphorical bullets and 107mm rockets hurled in my direction, is that not enough for you dames?!?!

There’s a bridge in Fallujah that is a great example of what happens when arrogance brutality run amuck.

Today, my therapist asked me if I was happy. I said, “No. I don’t think I am…” She concurred, and I followed up with, “I’m a Father of a Trans kid surrounded by friends, family, and a country I feel betrayed by.” I hate this most because I once was a content and happy person. Fuck everything.

The way things are going lately, looks like I may need to re-post some of my societal observations from earlier this year. Stay tuned for their reprise...

I can’t post the things I’d do if the government detained my autistic kid for 50 days. But you’d fucking read about it in the news.