"I'm much happier with the nazis"

I'm Jewish and have nothing to do with Israel. Wasn't born there, never visited, of European descent. Fuck that place and its genocide. Jewish <> Israel. And it's, yeah, ignorant to assume we're one and the same. But people are dumb so...

how do we destroy the alternate reality these people seem to live in?

We're basically Russia now.

Happy Jason Day to all those who celebrate

anxiety took a break for a few hours and was able to make an eye appointment, get on the phone w debt consolidation, make appointment for bloodwork... but still have dentist and that fucking poop box (colon cancer screening) to consider. will have to wait for the next window.

FLPT

Did any reported bother to ask if those were the illegal criminals he meant to deport?

He thinks they love him, and they do, but because he's their clown. So oblivious.

I figure there's a good chance we're about to

One thing this admin is absolutely sure of is that Americans are getting squeezed one way or another

hotdogmaxxing is that a thing

cool cool cool abcnews.com/US/fbi-warns...

the hypocrisy runs so deep with this assholes, all to please daddy

she's playing the no-nonsense secret agency boss hunting him down a la Jason Bourne

nap or grocery store for lunch break today? I'm out of lox, but also I'm tired and they likely will have run out of lox anyway so ok fine, I'm sold, nap.

Not to mention just stupid. I mean, they could have gone out and bought the same shoes - but in their sizes. I think the not fitting is part of it, like Trump sees that and feels dominance or something.

I mean, it's a constant double standard with these assholes. 'we don't want violence in the building where I did violence'. who did the violence?

You can tell the Dems are in on it cause congress hasn't ground to a halt while they actually fight against the nonsense. they keep just... doing the normal things.

Iran was never gonna start a war, but they were always damn sure ready for one and this admin of morons stepped right into it

WE CAN WHAT NOW?

That's... The only way to put it. Yeah.

Ah. Libertarians. Always great at parties.

SHUT UP YOU SERFS AND EAT YOUR DIRT! WE DIDN'T START THIS WAR TO HEAR YOU WHINE!

eating a salisbury steak in K-mart, taking a shit in the one-stall bathroom, buying a 5-gallon jug of cheese-balls... those were the days

What's your sign?

gonna have to move to a country with universal healthcare so I can have my knees replaced dammit

More succinct Trump: I AM BORED OF IRAN LET'S GO BOMB CUBA DID YOU SEE MY BALLROOM? NASCAR RACES!

Whenever VC takes over, the countdown to the thing being ruined begins.

I had a boss that did this once. INSISTED we all wear the same shoes to conventions, and mine were too small but he made me wear them anyway. Hated that man because of that and quit soon after. But I have a spine. Trump sycophants don't.

If the next evolution of humans is absent organized religion, they might have a better run. I dunno. They'll probably find something else to fuck them up

My dog, can hear a ziploc bag opening 100 ft away

I haven't played any video games today do I get a cookie

do you like music cause this is really good www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIcj...

these tech bros are literally the fuckin worst

the CEO of McDonald's uses mayo as conditioner one time he said "damn" while driving his Prius and flagged down a cop to scold him for it he uses a teeth whitener and feels guilty about it sometimes when his jeans are too tight he tells his wife he's got "the tingles" and she giggles in sadness

we never should have let him exist. we already had Bryan Adams and that was quite acceptable

it's gonna be bad

Ogles doesn't belong in American society

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO AFRAID OF THIS MAN Or are they so selfish they kiss ass no matter what in order to hold on to their positions UNDER HIS THUMB

The GOP has no problem dragging America into another forever war, if it helps them maintain power. But the side effects of it will be more devastating than the last one. These people do not care about their voters, or anyone but themselves. Pitchforks and torches!

they are the dumbest motherfuckers alive that's for sure

all I'm saying is, it can't hurt to have a go-bag already packed up. you never know. hurricanes and tornados and shit

the McDonald's CEO looks like a guy who eats pizza with a fork and knife. he cuts baby carrots in half. he only eats plain yogurt. he thinks soy sauce is 'too spicy'.

You can't be "upstaged" if it's a bit.

There is zero winning here. None. Only death and destruction, which, to the Epstein class, is quite acceptable and necessary to maintain their stranglehold on society.

It's something you'd see from American media, because that's what we are now.

Someone on FB marketplace spelled "rode" as "rid" or they meant to type "ridden" but typed "it has been rid" and meant to type "ride" and education is a serious problem in this country and especially this state

yep. this daylight savings bullshit is still annoying AF

i hate this stupid fucking system more than anything in the world. a system that benefits nobody, actively harms everybody, could be changed at literally any point in time, YET WE STILL KEEP DOING THIS MADNESS ANYWAY. YEAR AFTER YEAR WE DO THIS STUPID SONG AND DANCE FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON