God loves a trier. We can definitely do better.

Off goes the football

Quite the five minutes for Welbeck

How's that for title credentials? Saw so many of our fan base questioning ours ney but 35 minutes ago! Massive win, massive performance.

Set Piece FC 🔥🔥 Cherki the new numbers guy....his minutes per goal involvement is by far the best in the league

Forest might actually make more of their attacks if Igor Jesus didn't look for a foul every single time the ball is in his vicinity

Finally taken advantage of, and actually used, a runner off the ball. Cherki in with a serious chance of breaking the assist record this season the way he's going.

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At Stockport Plaza for a festive Panto....the bar is an abomination. Fosters, John Smiths or Strongbow. "I'll have a Coke Zero in that case, mate". Feliz Navidad.

Now seven wins on the trot...😉

Those three subs incidentally were 3/4 guys who'd also started midweek. It's absolutely about protecting players at a point of the season where the squad is low on numbers because of injury and AFCON.

Some weird takes about this half. We're two up and playing with absolute control. Those subs are about preserving legs and sharing minutes around. Last season has done a number on a lot of our fans 😂

I'm not one of the ref conspiracy lot, but since Newcastle, the standard of officiating in our games has been absolutely lamentable.

La Croqueta pre assist from Cherkz today to add to his rabona assist the other week. Just a ridiculously talented player.

How is that not a penalty?

Oh, England 🤦🏻‍♂️ 37/0 to 168/8 is pathetic.

Tonight has given you the condensed view of this. Bobb can't catch a break and is probably approaching the end of his time with us whilst Cherkz is flourishing as a key cog in the machine.

Schade must have been caught offside more times in 20 mins than Haaland has in his entire City career

Trump just can't help being a massive c*nt can he? Literally celebrating the death of someone who tried to hold him to account.

The Good - Cherki & Foden being given the 🔑s to this team - 2nd half much better than 1st. Defence & especially Donna were all great. - 3 more points & clean sheet (5 wins since Leverkusen) - Adam Wharton. Just go & do it. The Bad - Bernardo. Sit the bloke down for a week. - That fucking drum 🥁 🚮

Palace crowd being really small time today in a way I've never noticed before. Complaining about every decision. Like, clear and obviously correct decisions. Do we just bring that out of opposition home crowds?

So good from Cherki in the build up. What are palace thinking given Phil all the time in the world there?

What a ball from Noonz. Great header too, completely undeserved but I'll take it.

We have Gonzalez, Foden, Reijnders, Bernardo and Cherki on the pitch and have a none existent midfield. Bernardo especially is ghosting through the game, played far too many minutes recently and it shows.

So Pep was right to rest everyone vs Leverkusen with four wins on the trot since?

The Good - The energy ⚡ - The defending & resilience. We looked solid 💪🏻 - Doku & Nico G. Vying for most improved. - Looked like we had leaders out there today - Full backs again 🤌🏻 The Bad - The ref 😮‍💨 - Rudiger. He rattles me 😂 complete bastard. How did he stay on the pitch? - The fucking ref again

How is Rudiger not off? Absolutely mental this 🤯🤯🤯

Ref giving us nothing and them the slightest thing. Thought this guy was supposed to be one of the best? Had a shocker

How the flying fuck has Bellend escaped a yellow there? Didn't even try to male a tackle. Only one Madrid yellow card is wild.

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

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Pretty serene viewing today compared to recent games... - Cherki. Dripping in sauce as well as being a Grealish like pressure valve. 🔥 - Clean sheet 🚫 - Three different goalscorer ⚽⚽⚽ - Far more structurally sound and less open that recent games - Full backs were great, Nunes especially

That's a red card

Who or what is a James French? At this point I'm convinced he's a made up person. We don't threaten from set pieces and we sure as shit don't defend them well (and are in fact getting worse). Stealing a living (if real 😅).

Bullshit penalty decision that for the Geordies. Haaland should get five a game if that's a pen.

Two points of the top, guys. What's all the fuss about? 😂

What must Marmoush be churning out in training to keep getting ignored for this seasons version of Savio? (And he'll continue to be Savio until he earns the baller -inho bit to his name?)

And the two after that?! Would be nice for ANY player to be in the same postcode as a Fulham player when they're on the edge of the box. Absolutely atrocious defending.

I will take every sweaty deflection I can get. Ring the changes, Josep.

The Good ✅ - Three goal half - Reijnders finding a bit of rhythm and playing well - Philip Walter Foden - Their goal, worra header The Bad ❌ - Still way too open and slow on defensive transitions at times - Doku fancy giving up a few more balls? - Him and NOR weirdly lost a bit of their connection

Foden having a lovely old time here. Getting his mojo back. Better from Tiny Reindeer too and the big man looks in the mood tonight. That goal stayed hit, didn't it? Jaysus. A

Reopen the investigation @thefa 🤣

The good: - A goal from a corner ⚠️🚨 - Goals from players not named Erling - Phil Walter Foden - A win is a win The bad: - The second half was bad - Bozo SZN seems to be creeping back - Gvardiol. He's been low key rubbish for a while and the wins have masked it. Stones vs Fulham please, baldy.

Phiiiiillllllllll!!!!!!!! When you need someone to stand up and be counted...nobody better than the local legend 👏🏻🙌🏻🙏🏻

Absolute head loss this half. Bozo moments are back and in full swing. They're out working us, winning the 2nd balls...this could get worse.

The UK, where the day after a decision to take half a million children out of poverty, the media & political world has been full of sneering at those same children & their families, labelling them as ‘Benefits Street’, while the same people are moaning about a tax on £2m mansions. Shameful stuff.

"Follow me down, deep down where the love lives..." What. A. Night. You're not going to get a much better run of house legends in one room than Groove Armada into Derrick Carter into Masters at Work into David Morales. #Hacienda #WHP #MayfieldDepot

Now do Farage

Making Braverman and Patel look like light touches with this shit. What the fuck has happened to us? Abhorrent