at what point does it get annoying and repetitive, me saying that i'm distantly related to a B-list actress? because i love bringing up that fact but i fear it's gotten annoying now 😭

she can make deals with the devil because her dick's bigger

i know my 9th grade English teacher didn't suggest i go into accelerated English in 10th grade (grade i went online and therefore was ripped from this option) just so i wouldn't be a Taylor Swift stan, honestly

oh so there's a reason i've been sticking to the following feed for the last 23 hours straight and not the discover feed okay

originally claimed Actually Romantic but now i’m claiming Ruin The Friendship before it gets tiktokified because that bridge literally killed me on my first listen (and every one after)

y'all remember when we all LOVED TTPD and then we peeked outside of our sparkly bubble and non-Swifties dragged TTPD for days and weeks? remember how little that mattered in the end for our appreciation of that album? your energy is expensive. don't give it to haters. they don't deserve it.

do you ever wonder if your parents really love you or if they just tolerate you or am i special

“i’ll be your father figure” — Olivia Benson today, probably

have a feeling i'm super easily impressed because this album has blown me out of the water and i genuinely can't imagine being disappointed by any of Taylor's songs

can i decide that i'm one of the youngest children Taylor mentions in Eldest Daughter as the youngest of 20 cousins because i fear this is the closest i'll get as an only child

Taylor really knew what she was doing putting those three tracks first because woah

okay but my favorite character i'm writing was nicknamed Kitty by her sister when she was young so she's basically mentioned in the titular track which means that this album is hers. that's how that works, i'm pretty sure

me on every relisten: this is my fave wait no this is my fave hmmm no this is my fave

i'll be your father figure, i drink that brown liquor, I CAN MAKE DEALS WITH THE DEVIL BECAUSE MY DICK'S BIGGER 🗣️🗣️🗣️

besties did i miss any? i feel like y’all are all way more observant than i am 😭

but i whispered at the grave, "should've kissed you anyway."

sidenote, i already know most of the words to Eldest Daughter and i'm honestly impressed. never learned anything this fast in my life

lyrics are on spotify but i feel i haven't had enough time to mishear all the lyrics yet so i'm not turning them on. 'tis the life of a swiftie

listening to Showgirl again now that i'm awake and i can confirm that it wasn't so good just because i was sleep-deprived. this album really is that bitch 😌

can’t fall asleep because Showgirl’s streaming next to me and i keep dancing around while laying down and singing along. i fear i’m not streaming for more than an hour as planned and i’m just gonna have to schedule it to stop when i reach the end of the album again because 😭😭😭

anyways tomorrow my regularly-scheduled life will resume

went on instagram and there’s people agreeing about how bad this album was??? didn’t even let it sit for a bit? are people okay over there 😭

gonna try going to sleep now. hopefully i'll actually be able to but i'm not making any promises 😭

showgirl ranking after five listens 1. Eldest Daughter 2. The Fate of Ophelia 3. Elizabeth Taylor 4. Opalite 5. Ruin The Friendship 6. Actually Romantic 7. Father Figure 8. CANCELLED! 9. The Life of a Showgirl 10. Honey 11. Wi$h Li$t 12. Wood

anyways this album might finally be the one to break the vow of letting my parents think i'm still as pure as the virgin Mary because i've been keeping this vow my entire life for literally no reason; they wouldn't care either way lmfao

contemplating a username change...

shamelessly streaming the life of a showgirl at full volume because why not? lol

besties did i miss any? i feel like y’all are all way more observant than i am 😭

finally forcing myself to take a step away from Showgirl before my fifth listen because i haven't done anything but stare at a screen and jam out for the last 3 hours lol but i'll be back in an hour's time, just you watch

WAIT IT'S 'PENNY'S UNLUCKY', NOT 'PANTIES OFF, LUCKY' ??? 😭

anyways now ditching bluesky to stare at the wish list on the swift alert app while i continue to listen. ttyl besties <3

ok apparently i can't do math

“My brother called it eating out of the trash” AUSTIN YOU ICON

acquire a Nugget mentality and just sleep through all the dancing and accidental noises. i’d love to be like him 😌

no because i need a music video for CANCELLED!

going for a drive in 3 days. nobody ask me why. my CDs definitely aren't supposed to arrive that day nooo

just took my glasses off because i keep dropping my face into my desk in despair at Eldest Daughter and Ruin The Friendship and my glasses are probably gonna give out if i keep doing that so i'm removing them from the equation and choosing to be half blind

Of everything I thought I’d get on the album, Ruin The Friendship being the sequel to Forever Winter wasn’t it

ok but i've literally just been listening to an album on repeat and doom posting for the last 3 hours help

when nobody else gets Eldest Daughter, i get her as an only child. i got her right away and now i can't stop worshipping her.

can we just ask Taylor to shift tracks around last minute so i don't have to keep going from jamming out to Father Figure to crying to Eldest Daughter because i can't keep doing this

okay so I think i’ve narrowed down a top 12

really want to change my profile picture but i would be indistinguishable then... might do it anyways

Every song on this album is a fucking banger omfg

if it says anything, this is the first album that's had me actually dancing around the house like i'm a fucking disney princess

my only question is how is my cat still fast asleep next to me when i've been bouncing the bed for the last hour(+) straight just dancing to this album 😭

THE FATE OF OPHELIA THE MASTERPIECE YOU ARE

third listen now 🤭

OH MY GOD JUST REALIZED THAT THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL (SONG) HAS BEEN REMINDING ME OF MACAVITY THIS ENTIRE TIME WAIT-

if anybody's wondering how my second listen is going, i literally can't stop patting my leg and clapping to the beat of The Life of a Showgirl (song)