Anyone coming to my hotel room to sit on this? 🏨🐓

Long ass day over, relaxing with a long soak & stroke 🛁🍌

The hotel balcony looks out onto the jungle, and turns out the CCTV looks onto the balcony 🌴 📸 Security guy turned up to “make sure everything was okay” 😏😈

Woke up wanting to be productive, but it’s turning into a lazy day in briefs 🩲🧸

Horned up on the bus and the bumps aren’t helping! 🚍🍆

It’s #humpday, so might as well show off to the gym dad across the road! Maybe today he’ll come over 😈

Still suffering with random chub ons! Might be a while till the horn calms down 🥵 🍆

When sunrise hits all the right chunky bits. Who else is showing off their dad bods today? 🐻 🍑

Hot and heavy balls, that is all 🍒 Have a great day! 🛁

Wet and soapy, the right way to start a day. Who’s joining me in the shower? 🧼 🚿