Chunch Bunkley
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The opposite of Hooting and Hollering is Tooting and Wallowing.
9 months ago
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Come and take it flag with a hammer instead of a cannon. Specifically for smashing AI.
6 days ago
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Hmmm I wonder if OpenAIs chat bot has met my hammer yet.
6 days ago
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"WAHHH I'm scared of a drone with AI!" Fuck you, Ive got a hammer. I'll win every time.
6 days ago
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Hey
@bencollins.bsky.social
when is The Onion going to bring back Globie the Global Tetrahedron Penguin? As seen in The Onion Movie (2008)?
9 days ago
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If trump was smart he would have just talked about things from the 80s and 90s he was going to bring back and his base would eat it up. "Just in time for St Patricks Day the McDLT is coming back. Tim Hamburger promised. Tears in his eyes said 'Sir, we're working on the weird clam shell box now'".
9 days ago
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*TOOTHPASTE COMPANY PITCH MEETING* "And yes, the new formula will still look like a cum stain if you get it on your clothes while brushing"
10 days ago
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What if IT happens while he's doing the state of the union?
10 days ago
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Denty Moore Beef Stew is actual canned dog food for humans that I will never not eat if it's in front of me.
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12 days ago
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Does raising a child increase the electricity bills on an entire city and pollute the air?
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12 days ago
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Masterful gambit by the president to not take the way out given to him by the Supreme Court to remove his idiotic tariffs and then call on business to lower prices because of it. Wouldn't want that cost of living to come down.
12 days ago
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First candidate to promise to delete the internet wins.
14 days ago
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Launching my new startup called Data Center for Worms. It may look like a compost pile but I assure you it actually a data center that makes crypto or AI or something. Give me money.
20 days ago
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Gonna get a jump on things and mute the word Clavicular.
20 days ago
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Starting a cemetery business but calling it "innovative skeleton storage solutions" so I can get some of that sweet venture capital from rich idiots.
21 days ago
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The jobs report is just going to say we are all fired.
24 days ago
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They should have got Werner Herzog in that Pokémon ad
25 days ago
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Can't trust any musical performance where one of the acts names could be something like Gramply Stungert.
25 days ago
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youtu.be/QjL7D33xpS4?...
Its that time of year again.
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Viagra Boys - Sports (Official Video)
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25 days ago
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I love seeing people calling on trump to apologize for his racist video post. The dude has never apologized for anything in his entire life but I'm sure he'll start now.
28 days ago
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Swedish Chef: Stork borket
11 months ago
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Wow kamala is bringing back that internet game show we were all obsessed with 10 years ago!
29 days ago
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We've got movie sign!
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about 1 month ago
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Shit I almost forgot, how's that turning point usa alternative to the super bowl half time show coming?
about 1 month ago
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Closing the Kennedy center for 2 years so he can be sure the memorial part applies to him too.
about 1 month ago
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This is the pile of Reese's peices under a propped up cardboard box to catch sovereign citizens.
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about 1 month ago
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In Woke 2 we're bringing back the old Sun Chips bag.
about 1 month ago
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Get fucked short stuff
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about 1 month ago
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All of you just wait. When we see the tiktok dance Chuck Schumer has been working on all this time, trump will be finished!
about 1 month ago
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They're going to get much more brazen with killing innocent people in the streets.
about 1 month ago
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The president should prove how strong and healthy he is by going to Minnesota and holding an outdoor rally this weekend.
about 1 month ago
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Gotta make sure he gets on a plane with more than a minor electrical issue next time.
about 1 month ago
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I think given our current world situation, the pope should start a smite list and read it to God on camera every week. Get people in line.
about 1 month ago
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Great bit putting more tariffs on Europe right when Canada and China just struck a huge trade deal because of all the tariffs we put on them.
about 2 months ago
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If you are in ICE or DHS or anyone who works to deport people, you should be forced to eat nothing but tepid milk and stale white bread for the rest of your life. You don't want people here, you don't get to eat their food.
about 2 months ago
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Proud of everyone for bullying CBS into saying that stupid whiskey friday thing wasn't actually supposed to be a thing
about 2 months ago
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Someone should invent a windshield ice scraper that works
about 2 months ago
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I see we are starting the stock market roller-coaster early this year.
about 2 months ago
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Marvel execs looking at everything BUT the box office for Sinners last summer and screaming "See?! Vampire movies with black people just dont play!"
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about 2 months ago
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It's cool that our malignant narcissist president thinks about death all the time now. Probably won't impact the rest of us.
about 2 months ago
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He should take some extra aspirin today as a reward. Take a whole bottle, hes earned it.
2 months ago
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At this point we should be the only country WITHOUT nukes.
2 months ago
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Any word on if it was a good idea to let a game show host be president yet?
2 months ago
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Let's all make a prediction for if IT happens this year. If it happens, someone is bound to get it right. Mine is May 18th 2026. Lock it in.
2 months ago
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Starting a rewatch of The Expanse for the new year and want it known that Steven Strait is one of the worst actors to ever do it.
2 months ago
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Cinematic universe where every Tiny Tim has to fight to the death until there is only one true Tiny Tim. The Tiniest Tim
2 months ago
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Trumps battle ships are going to be just as real as the trump phone.
2 months ago
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We can take solace in the fact that billionaires will never understand that the average Americans gut reaction to "hey, you can't look at this" will always be "the fuck I cant!" That fence and those snipers don't stop people trying to get into area 51.
2 months ago
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Truly I bet less people would have watched the 60 minutes segment if they had just let it air. How did she not think of that? Bari Weiss is real fucking dumb, huh?
2 months ago
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Timothy Burke
2 months ago
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Aha you fools! This was all part of Baris brilliant plan to bring young, fresh new eyes to 60 minutes! It wasn't a total debacle trying to appease a tyrannical government!
2 months ago
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