I am not at work today,yay me. I am however getting messsges saying “where are you” “I need you why aren’t you here “ 😂 Nice to be missed but I would rather be where I am thanks ☺️

I was meant to go see Hamnet on Friday with a bunch of Shakespearean actors from the Pop up Globe only now I can’t make it. 😭😭 “Expectation is the root of all heartache”

Fk cancer, one friend has had good news though so happy for them but another it's not good news and I am not sure how to process 😕

Someone called my dog a furry paperweight today. I mean they’re not wrong but even so 😂 Dog tax attached

Why does seven year old me look like I wandered straight out of a Guillermo del Toro film. Solemn, slightly haunted, and I absolutely know where the secret door is. 🫣🤫 Yes it was hand colored, my Mum did it on a black and white photo.

Just hearing Tim Shadbolt has died, my Dad ( who died a long time ago ) was his “mate “ I remember we had a copy of Bullshit and Jellybeans at home. Another part of my childhood memories gone. Tim was iconic in a very Kiwi way. RIP Timbo

Yesterday I called my friend a silver fox and he replied, “more like a weathered badger” tea literally sprayed onto the table when I laughed. Obviously I can never talk to him again lol

I just sent a text that said Gappy Anniversary to my friend, apparently I made a whole table full of people laugh.Skills 🤣🤣 ( and poor typing)

Did you wake up and think someone had given you a pair of Valais black nose sheep then spend the rest of the day sad because it was a dream, or are you normal? Asking for a friend 😊

I made myself cry over a fictional character that I had to kill off just end his story, now I honestly feel awful I did that,as he would have said, "get a grip Wendy" lol. Btw don't ask to read it, this will never see the light of day ( and neither will he anymore 🤣🫣)

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Why

Perfect

Someone told me “ oh yeah I am doing Christmas alone too, just me, my husband and the kids. Sorry what lol Mam I am not sure you know what alone means!

I hope you all have a great day. I got up and Santa hasn’t been so went back to bed with tea and toast.

Oh my goodness, the cake has arrived and she is majestical 😍😍 The perfect summer cake.Lemon tiramisu with pistachio crumble topping. I really don't want to cut it!!

Got home invaded yet again lol. There were two of them just flying around the living room when I came out to put the kettle on. Good thing I am in cleaning mode. Now they are sitting on the deck wondering why I kicked them out. Sir this is a Wendy's 🤣

Last day of work this week done! I get to stay home tomorrow and clean my house. Three different people gave me Christmas presents and I might be wrong but I am sensing a theme 🤣🤣

I just won a big cake that is being delivered on Christmas Eve YAY but also oh no now I have to eat said big cake all by myself because I’m going to be alone with it, just you and me cake 🍰🤣🤣🤣 Lemon Tiramisu 😍

Christmas postcawwwds ready for people at work tomorrow ( see what I did there)

Rewatching Stranger Things and couldn’t figure out why Eleven’s biological aunt looked so familiar. It’s because I spent a whole day filming with her on Sweet Tooth ( duh)

Celebrating surviving another year of preschool ( my secondary job ) The world is healing, asked for two potato fritters and got four, as is the way.

I have to wear a Christmas tshirt to preschool today, they have obviously never met. Colourful tshirt with writing on it, yikes. 🖤🖤

Waves, I have nothing positive to say so waving it is 🖐🏻 Christmas shouldn’t be this stressful.

Trying to prove I don’t know someone because there are “no pictures” online of us together is the stupidest take I have heard in a while. I rarely if ever take photos when I am with friends in real time enjoying each others company. Most pics of me with others were forced red carpet/ premiere pics 😂

Happy Sunday or as I call it , my Monday. First day of my work week. One day weekends are not a good balance but neither is starving to death so… off to the mines for me

Happy Saturday to most of you 👋😄 I am finally getting to see a friend today after a year of trying to coordinate our schedules lol, adult friendships are very calendar based sometimes 🤣 I get to “pay” for lunch using a voucher I won too so winning all round.

This is too good not to share @janecopland.bsky.social owns Tolkiens house in Oxford and got this in the mail today 🤣

Yesterday a four year old visitor at the Museum told me my name badge was wrong and that isn’t how you spell Wendy. Ok WENDI, if you say so😂 Wendy is practically obsolete as a name now so I was VERY surprised to meet a 4 year old by that name ( even if her mother spelled it wrong 🤣)

Go Kate, SO deserved 😍

I’m just finishing off the third in the Violet and the Velvets series and it has inadvertently become an anti-AI manifesto that I hope will sow some seeds of distrust in children who are future adults (and encourage them to call shit out).

Peanut REALLY hates it when he realizes we are about to go back inside after a walk so he does the dig in paws, go limp refuse to walk thing, he forgets he weighs 1.2 kgs and I can pick him up with one hand 🤣

When people think you're an extrovert and always act surprised when you tell them otherwise. My work end of year party is happening right now, I am at home and it's my Friday night 🤣

Lol I just told my friend I was at work eating gummies and he thought I meant *edibles 😅 🙃 🤣 I am eating gummy snakes and milk bottles !!

That thing where something or someone has made you so mad you leave the room quickly but your robe sleeve catches on the door handle so you just look like an idiot 😂😂. *definitely was not me

lol talking to friends today and more than a few of them are a bit worse for the wear.NZ screen awards aftermath 😆😂

Le sigh, that is all

I asked AI a bunch of questions that I knew the right answers for, it got 80 percent of everything wrong. It attributed me with things I definitely don't have anything to do with lol ( and yes it was definitely me not someone else with the same name) Scary how wrong it was on several fronts.

My one day weekend is over, there is a huge Lego display day tomorrow at work so that is my “Monday “ also known as Sunday to everyone else lol

Bloody fireworks and a dog near by is absolutely losing it’s mind barking. Poor thing

Happy Movember from the MOTAT (Museum of Transport and Technology, Auckland, New Zealand) Mustache on point.

Happy Beltane Southern Hemisphere folks. It's Friday morning here,get your spring on.

Kia ora, Aotearoa BS, we've got a small request for help. A lot of Pōneke BS and Twitter folk know Beckie, and she's always been ridiculously generous with her time, knowledge, and support for others, so hopefully we can help with a bit of karmic balance givealittle.co.nz/cause/beckie...

FK cancer, hug your loved ones. 😭 Just heard some heartbreaking news from a friend. Life is so unpredictable 😞

I took today off instead of getting time and a half and a day in lieu. One can only do so many “bubble weekends “ without losing their mind completely and I have very little left as it is🤣 I roasted a chicken last night and that felt like a luxury, the time to actually cook.

My work magpies brought me this years fledgling last week 🥰 third year in a row. That's his proud Dad feeding him half a peanut and explaining that I am the peanut bearer 🤣

Time to move my crow wreath from inside to outside on the front door so people think I have decorated for “Halloween “ lol *Samhain was in April/May here people.

My current view, I am sure there is some amazing allegorical story there somewhere but I am too tired to think of one. Day six of my work week lol

Goodnight all, sorry I am not around more but I do try and keep up with your news ( those I care about 😉) I often miss big things but it’s not on purpose. Speaking of which I became a MorMor again earlier this week, very sweet baby girl. Anyway goodnight it’s a very big busy day tomorrow at work.

I hate tearing up in front of people ( unless it’s in a script lol) and I did it not once, not twice but thrice today. Get it together Wendy

Highlight of my day horrifying Elijah Wood by telling him puriri moths are born without mouths so they die within 48 hours of emerging from their cocoons. Sorry. 😂