My one day weekend is over, there is a huge Lego display day tomorrow at work so that is my “Monday “ also known as Sunday to everyone else lol

Bloody fireworks and a dog near by is absolutely losing it’s mind barking. Poor thing

Happy Movember from the MOTAT (Museum of Transport and Technology, Auckland, New Zealand) Mustache on point.

Happy Beltane Southern Hemisphere folks. It's Friday morning here,get your spring on.

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FK cancer, hug your loved ones. 😭 Just heard some heartbreaking news from a friend. Life is so unpredictable 😞

I took today off instead of getting time and a half and a day in lieu. One can only do so many “bubble weekends “ without losing their mind completely and I have very little left as it is🤣 I roasted a chicken last night and that felt like a luxury, the time to actually cook.

My work magpies brought me this years fledgling last week 🥰 third year in a row. That's his proud Dad feeding him half a peanut and explaining that I am the peanut bearer 🤣

Time to move my crow wreath from inside to outside on the front door so people think I have decorated for “Halloween “ lol *Samhain was in April/May here people.

My current view, I am sure there is some amazing allegorical story there somewhere but I am too tired to think of one. Day six of my work week lol

Goodnight all, sorry I am not around more but I do try and keep up with your news ( those I care about 😉) I often miss big things but it’s not on purpose. Speaking of which I became a MorMor again earlier this week, very sweet baby girl. Anyway goodnight it’s a very big busy day tomorrow at work.

I hate tearing up in front of people ( unless it’s in a script lol) and I did it not once, not twice but thrice today. Get it together Wendy

Highlight of my day horrifying Elijah Wood by telling him puriri moths are born without mouths so they die within 48 hours of emerging from their cocoons. Sorry. 😂

The “public” can be so annoying some days,it’s a pity my job involves many of them daily. I was having a good day until the last 20 minutes or so too😂😂😂

This looks SO good

“Feminists” who disparage other women are amongst some of my least favourite people.

Perfect day off, laundry all caught up, I did an air fryer experiment that worked ( mini apple pies) and watching a great series someone recommended because he knew I would like it 😀. Very sad about Jane Goodall though 😢

Preschool done, it was intense for several reasons! Now I have two days of leave which I am actually using as leave, I will NOT be leaving the property and you can’t make me.

I feel like it may have been a tactical error working at preschool today on my leave from my full-time job. The day after daylight saving kicks in is apparently always bad 😲 Home now until tomorrow when I do it all again ( fun vacation lol)

7 o'clock and still light outside, yay spring

This timeline is so messed up, I don’t think we can even skip to the good part, I don’t think it exists anymore. Also ffs Winston and co.

Birthday late lunch early dinner was fab. Home in my pj's now eating cake in bed because I can

Taking myself out for lunch for my birthday,I swear I have colour on up top. Funeral for the year gone by 🤣

The other version of the book has the correct spelling of Mum btw 😂

Meanwhile in New York yesterday. Jacinda’s new book came out so Cooper went to check it out, he gave it two thumbs up.

@knhannah.bsky.social look who Cooper went to see yesterday 🥰

I am so proud of myself I didn’t well actually a conversation I overheard today where they were BOTH wrong and showing off to each other. I just let them be wrong and walked away 😂

I think one of the better, more subtle tributes to Robert Redford's life is the string of utterly iconic female co-stars who've come forward to eulogize him; each of them take-no-shit types like Fonda and Streisand, and every one of them without a single bad thing to say. A model for male behavior

It's my Friday so naturally I am already in bed with the lights out doom scrolling. Preschool tomorrow and I am in the Nest aka the under twos area. Pray for me 😆😆

Just in case you need it.

Tomorrow would have been my 40th wedding anniversary, I don’t like Rubies anyway 🤣 * “only made it to 32 years.

I am not sure why but my Instagram and Facebook algorithm seem to think I am getting engaged/married soon. It's getting tiresome now 🤣🤣

If anyone needs me I am in my room watching Wednesday. ( I know no one needs me I am the very definition of disposable lol)

Happy September 😍 Persephone is on her way back ( down under ironically) if you know you know lol

So much for an early night, the hugest thunder crash right over my house just set off the neighbours car alarm lol

There is a child at preschool who can’t say Wendy but can say Wednesday ( I know it makes no sense) so she just calls me Wednesday and I am not mad about it 🤣

I have obviously missed something today, why are people thinking he who must not be named has croaked?

Due to rising food costs, the 5-second rule has hereby been extended to 10 seconds. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I just got told to wear yellow tomorrow to preschool for daffodil day, YELLOW! have they even met me lol. No yellow anywhere in my wardrobe lol.

All of this 😩

Wednesday, home from my weekly dose of aircraft and slightly insane old men 🤣. Who even am I at this point. *slightly insane is being polite

I thought I was hallucinating today at the Aviation Hall when I looked outside and Officer Karen from Wellington Paranormal was standing there lol. Readers I was not hallucinating and she even came in to use the bathroom 😂

My whole life is that “record scratch yup that’s me you might wonder how I ended up here” movie trope 🤪😂

My Monday is done and dusted. Fake fire truck driving over for the day. This is exactly how I saw my life playing out said no one ever 🙃😫

Today is my weekend so I need to do all the housework and laundry so I can get back to work tomorrow. Work life balance is not balanced.

Took a day of sick leave for a doctors appointment, now I am broke again but have inhalers so that’s a good thing. Breathing is not really my super power.

Spending $671 million on not buying ferries. #OutOfTouch

Party that was implacably opposed to wasting three quarters of a billion on a bridge that might have got people moving in a new way in Auckland has now wasted three quarters of a billion that leaves us with absolutely nothing at all. NOTHING.

Tiger balm is great, until you inadvertently rub it in your eye.

How many nice school lunches $600m could have bought and for how many years? Nicola Willis needs an hour of maths and reading every day cause she clearly did not read the fine print or know the cancellation maths 🙄