I need a mood booster, let's talk about capybaras. Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom. They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water. (📷: Fernando Maidana)

The Trump Justice Department says it's still reviewing more than two million Epstein-related documents. Just 12,285 documents have been released so far. That makes up less than 1% of all the files. The deadline to release all the files was Dec. 19. Three-and-a-half weeks ago.

It was a ploy to keep playing out his sick hospital fetish

Heterophilia 🥴

WTF is even trying to be accomplished here?

You’ve had an iPhone since 2009 and still “don’t know how” to update or login to Apple ID? You’ve had Apple Music for 8 years and stilll don’t know how to use playlists? But I’m the asshole for getting exhausted having to explain everything to you every other fucking week?

Donald the dove. Hillary the hawktuah

Peet’s Uhhhhhh

Pete ZUH

Pizza in my tummy. Yummy Yummy.

Gutter sluts. The lot of you.

This has to be the last fucking straw right?

Is there a reason Trump is so determined to proclaim perfect health? Is he hiding something or what?

Well that’s the problem ya see

The automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open.

lmao jfc

Jack Smith told House committee he had ‘proof beyond reasonable doubt’ in cases against Trump .. the fact that Trump's Jan 6 coup attempt didn't end with him in prison is perhaps America's biggest miscarriage of justice ever

Read the whole thing, but here’s the gist: There was “proof beyond a reasonable doubt that the President of the United States committed crimes to overturn the results an American election and to prevent the peaceful transfer of power.” Trump should be in jail. Happy New Year.👇

Sorry Kathy but I can’t imagine you’re okay when men do this then brag about it…

Wow. My neighbors must be celebrating EVERY FUCKING TIMEZONE THIS YEAR

Happy New Year!

So brave.

First post of 2026

#RealWaterDrinker #RWD

That stomach of yours, constantly filled with warm puke. Just food for thought.

Thunder Thighs

Is it okay to be mean to people that are purposely dense?

Just got home from 🌟 Floptropica 🌟. 👉🏻E V E R Y O N E K N E W Y O U 👈🏻

The biggest oppression women face today is having to get dick pics in the dms

INBOX: @jkbjournalist.bsky.social, an investigative reporter at @miamiherald.com who has covered Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking story for nearly a decade, accuses the Trump Department of Justice for tracking her flight history in 2019 and releasing them partially unredacted in the Epstein files

Twas I who stank the house down boots okurrr

No the fuck you didn’t you’d goddamn attention whore

Brigitte Bardont be with us anymore

I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me

To Too Two Tue Twho

Donald Trump has closed the FBI Headquarters and has moved it to a smaller building which it will have to share with other agencies including ICE. He is putting his ICE thugs in charge.

Santa is the most insidious form of Classism because it spreads the bizarre message that some kids didn't get nice things because they are bad people and not because their parents were a little too poor for a new bike this year

Who said blondes can’t wear shorts at noon?

My internet is down so if you’re seeing this nuh uh

[snoop dogg voice]

SHEcago

LGBTQIA+ friendly dentist office called “ Tooth Fairies”

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