You could do porn with those knees 😍

Vhen Vill Vou Vear Vigs?

Wam Wanch

Ain’t no reason to laugh today yall

Happy 50th birthday to my favorite trillion dollar super evil mega corporation, Apple

Anyone else find it kinda annoying that every single time you open steam rockstar games need an update. Every day. Without fail.

So why did you leave donut media to start speeed only to be bought out by the own erof donut a year later?

Who up tryna get Chipotlaid?

Stabigail

WeS5

Let’s not forget Trump campaigned on bringing down the value of the US dollar and not longer having usd be the work reserve currency.

Time traveling to tell 2020 self to vote for Trump I think you know why at this point.

Like Clockwork:

I wanna go to Glove World SO BAD 😫

You’re the goat of all time bro

Russian oil tanker arrives in Cuba as Moscow vows to stand by Havana reut.rs/416Gxmi

Sad I’m not magnetic too :(

Nixon was an icon of virtue.... ....compared to the present GOP

I hate that politicians are allowed to lie. I hate that political candidates are allowed to lie. I hate that, after they've lied, there are no consequences for them or their career.

its insane that we’ve been in a brand new war for over a month now and it really doesn’t even feel like the average american knows that its happening

Reuters: Pope Leo said on ‌Sunday that God rejects the prayers of leaders who start wars and have "hands full of blood", in unusually forceful remarks as the Iran war entered its second month. www.reuters.com/world/pope-l...

In all seriousness though, elder millennial jokes aside, I think it’s important to resist the media framing of any mainstream resistance to the status quo as just the shrill nonsense of middle-aged women with nothing better to do. This isn’t the first time they’ve run out this playbook.

Joe Rogain

Gay USA be like One nation under GAWD, with libertea and justice for all

Swingin Schlong With Cheech n Chong

Posting here since I can’t be mean and send it to him…

Now how the hell does this work?

Okay explain like I’m 97. What on gods green earth is going on around these parts anymore?

Oh yea, that’s hot 🥵

And this is why I thought use Threads. It just pisses me offf.

Ok but why does he NEED to color his skin to be Erika Kirk? Seems like an unnecessary addition and feels at best EXTRAORDINARILY hypocritical.

Fruit Pleather

Especially with the constant price increases, we need a reason to give a shit.

Xbox series X. Dual boot windows 11. Do it. Microsoft. For the love of god. PLEASE. 2 more year of this dust collector is unbearable just for it to be killed.

The devil went down to Florida

Goon and let Gawd

45 minutes and it’s still going

It’s been half an hour since my dryer said it had 11 minutes left…

Dryer minutes are far longer than real minutes

Can’t wait for baseball to be over. Yall annoying asf

Trump is gonna try to disband the TSA once the ICE agents are semi trained.

Filuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbuster

McDonald’s sprite taste like Sonic’s cum

Still wondering if inequality is out of control?

Lead my horse to water. Now the fun begins.

Peeair