givebutter.com/tlrd-donate Bunny was hit by a car while trying to run from the person who shot her point-blank in the chest.

Nero Griffin was diagnosed with leukemia this week. We're choosing to make him comfortable in the time he has left with us.

Whoa you guys it is FRE*KING cold out today Why did the news not tell me about this?????

Ohhgh,, youmst caught me in the middle of chumbling..

I hope yous guys has been keeping all yours new years resolutions (i am the new years dog) My resmolutions has been to keep being CUTE and HANDSOMe and it be goign well

The time has comeb

Reminder to all youse guise that all chrimbus cookies will turn to dust at midnight tonight so blease discard any treats that are uneats into your local gomblin

I amb reaching maximum chrimbus capacity

You guys remember to stock up on discount nog bc this stuff turns illegal again on Jan 1st

Chrimbus over? Nop. It is now chrimbus 3, and this winter weather has chilled the cheeks of this holiday hound.

You thoguht chrimbus was over? Wrong, dan. Tobday is chrimbus 2

You best believe i got my seasonal chrimbus chicken today too

MERRY CHRIMBUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Good news you guys, the grimch has redeemed hims self by vanquishing the chrimbus cuckle. Yuo can learn about it in his new book "how the grinch poured 90 gallons of boiling lead down the chrumbus cuckle's throat" Merry chrimbus you guys!!!!

It isp a gobolin's duty to put lights on the traffic cylinders so Santa knows to leave gifts here for some rats

The eve of chrimbus is upons us folks so it's time to get supercharged with some of that good goblin fuel (tm)

Who hash is so good when you aint got a chrimbus cuckle in yuor ear tellin you it stinky (like i do)

This was going to be the year i gave the grimch an goblin exoneration for stealing chrimbus, but i just found out he went and lost it again. More like "how can the grinch not doing freakin anything right"

Ok you guys since evrybody was offended and dosgusted at the chrimbus cock's name we have decided to rebrand him as the less offensive chrimbus cuckle. Thank you for reading

Was out for a walk earlier and a guy walking past us stopped his phone call to say "that's a beautiful dog, man" Anyway here's Nero Griffin's iconic frost breath attack

I habve emtered a beutifull wimter womderland ...this womderland sucks im going back inside to sit next to the furnace

It is beginneng to chill my cheeks outside. Soluteion: become a poler bare

Bad news everyone, the chrimbus cock has decided to show up to interfere with our holiday cheer and I guess we are all just expected to be okay with it

Oh no,, a horreble new character has come to encroach all up ons my chrimbus cheer

@dama2spirits.bsky.social Melvin is searching for his loving mother. #foster

Dave: Today I went on a pointy walk and I was "Very good boy Dave!". 😊 I'm now waiting for a roast lamb dinner. 😋 Saffy: It was a Christmas walk. Where was our Christmas attire?! 🤨 Dave: I don't think mum's ready for Christmas. She probably isn't ready for today. Just be grateful we're getting fed.

It isp the time of chrimbus so that means it is time to honor the long stnanding tradition of "being stared at by a goblin"

Ok you guys, I know some's of yous been naugthy this year, so nows the time to come clean and tell the chrimbus goblin all your sins so you can still get on the nice list

Yepsterday I made wizz on this tree. Tobday? It isp a mighty chrimbus tree. This is the TRUE power of chrimbus cheer

The time has come to be jolly

It's decimber so u guys know what that means: nog is legal again

It's officially time to put your chrimbus trees up (unless you kept putting off putting yours away since January, in which case time to get some return on investment)

It is the thabnks of gibing today which means make sure u eat a lot bc you will need to strength to elbow a granny tomorrow at 5 am to get a flat screen tv

This chrimbus crew is crummbing to your town

Doign my sleeps practice so i can dream of more sugar plums dancin in my head. Currently dreaming of a number of sugar plums thats too big for anyone to count(6)

The season of spoopks still lingers, but is no match for a howliday spirit

You guys guess what time it is (hint: it is chrimbus time)

Now that the spooks is over so many gourds habs been kicked to the curb..... heartbreakign

Pizza dawg Dawg wifh da pizza

Ermmm..... he's literally RIGHT behind me, isn't he??

Bonus birfhday pics

I put on the birthday crown And birthday steak i gobble down I eat the steak for turning ten And next year I wills do it again

It is i......... the birfhday boy has arrivéd.......

I habve had enoufh irl scares this month, so tonight i wilb just read a classic halloween book wifh some classic halloween friends : )

This might LOOK like a spooky ghostie behimd me, but its actually an "inflatabble ballon" and there is notheing to be afeared of The blood ghoul behimd me however IS real and you SHOULD fear him greatly

Concocting a mihgty potion,, in honor of the whitches..

Franklin my boy I barely even know you.....

As the month goes on skellyntons will imcrease their size, please be's careful of them

Bony hands umpon mine bony neck