Garnish yuor goodboy so he become a gourd boy

Yuo can tell Franklin and i are dad doggo and skele-son bc we can both make our faces go ": D"

As per skeleton family court law, i amb legally required to take one(1) photo with my skele-son Franklin minimum per hallotween season I amb currently fighting this injustice tooth and nail in court

Oh no is it skellinton time already

The deadlights are back there but I don't feel like witnessin em right now

It's a time for spoops And a time for boops

I amb not in the mood to behold any scary skellumtons today I simply want to be hold(ed)

Shall i drink it? Perhabs a no..

I amb glowing not bc the sun is on me but bc I amb achieving my superb stateb

They had me on the news today

The lurking horrors...

ATTENTION HELLO: it is a labor dabor day tobday so if you were thinkin of doin any kind of work CUT IT OUT

Nothing like a nice doggy treat for #nationaldogday

It is #nationaldogday tobday so evryone needs to give me one(1) compliemint under penalty of law and also if u dont I wilb be sad

Its the great new game evryone is playing,, "put your hand on my chin and do nothing else"

No one distrub me please.. iam chumblemaxxing rn....

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God rays <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< dog rays

Oohh hello there mine chiledren,, its me, Granny Babushka, evryones least favorite character. Why i laughing, you ask?? Oh, just thinking of hitting you with wooden spoon.. hwee hee,.

Watcheing the worlde go by.. if it twas not for this arm on me I'd be jumpin through that window and creating all types of ruckus

I'm here to be held and be beheld and both of those needs are being met now so I got no complaints here thanks

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Ate 49(40rty 9ine) pennies this weekend. It was a good weekend

Thingin of all the cool things im gonnea eat this weekend..... fried egg, dried grass, giant stinkbug.....the possibilties are endless

I amb proud 2 be the winner of the annual cutest little guy award for the 55th year in a row. The award is handed out by me and winner is also decideded by me. Any arguments about the judges decision will be met with flamethrower violence

Sniffing out some amazing deals here today

If yous leaves your furnitures out im gonna sniff it. That's rule #1 of nature, baby

No i was NOT scared by the big bangs in the sky last night becuase i was protected by this protecting coat of protection which protects me from all scary noises and also sorcerers but that second one is less important

🌌🌌 #Gundam_GQuuuuuuX #GQuuuuuuX

Jupst extendting my form over here,, do not mind me. I said DO NOT MIND ME

I amb an expert grass inspector.. this grass is seriously lacking in me peeing on it

CAUTOIN: this floor is wet bc i may or may not have peed on it. we dont know and it's better like that

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Its a friday and i got sent to silent hill Frigk

Check it out you guys, its MOUND MONDAY. Tag a friend to totally MOUND them!!!!!!

You habve been vosited by THE DOG OF GOOD HEARING. Good hears will come to your ears but only if you type "He's all ears" down below 👇

IN CASE YOU WERE NOT SURE IF IT IS JAMMY TIME: it is. it is jammy time.

Da big cheese an me got cool matching sweaters so now everyone knows we ate best buds (look at me though, not at him)

Da big cheese says he's takin me to the V-E-T today. He cant fool me tho bc im p sure that spells "mcdonalds"

Hmmb.. *plibbt*

Today is a good day to wear a nice sweater. Its ok if you dont want to tho

Thisp is the newest type of face expression there is,, i call it....... "the chumbly"

I may be tired but never too tired to complain

Tilt ur face upwards to collect maximum sunshine into brain

Santas been hangin around with me bc Mrs Claus got him in the doghouse (my house, bc i am a dog)

It was me that done broke the twotter machine i aint sorry

It was me that done broke the twotter machine i aint sorry

Mmmmmmschlurp

Nop,,, even clasmping me can contain my rage