There's no war in Ba Sing Se

Movers said my furniture won't fit on the truck We have the movers for 2 hours, and I can hear them complaining about us lying about the truck. My anxiety is through the roof and I'm just hiding. At this point I don't care if I lose most of it, just please let me off this ride

It's because fandom in and of itself has long since crossed the parasocial threshold No longer content to just enjoy the media, they feel like they're entitled to creative input, often greater than the actual creators

Revisiting this and I am reminded of this John Leguizamo bit when he talks about growing up poor and his father complaining about feeding him and his bro "And I'm not gunna buy any more food if you can't stop eating it!" Same energy

It's way too weird and nuanced for even a whole thread here, I really recommend diving deeper to get a better understanding But in a nutshell, cults feed off things like insecurity, transitional times, tragedy. So even a really intelligent person is weak at these times and can be singled out

Cleaning lady confronted me about a "missing" jug of detergent Dear readers, I stocked it "But I just stocked it" Sorry, laundry happens every day. Sometimes extra detergent is poured in by mistake. Sometimes shit just spills Instead of indirectly accusing me of theft* just ... put another out

*at work* Me: I can't pair this tech with just anyone, she likes picking fights CW: Isn't she friends w (2 other techs who share her nationality). They're of the same culture Dear readers, how I wish I snapped back and asked if she is friends w all Americans

May his Mancini's always be rock hard *spits*

I'm not completely heartless, seeing all the pleas for help from war torn areas. Especially Gaza Please though everyone, do your research. Many of these places cannot access electronic funds and cannot pull paper money as banks and ATMs are usually demolished first What's needed are tangible goods

m.economictimes.com/magazines/pa... There's no cynicism or "unsettling duality" behind this quote. The man was gay and didn't romantically love women This article is trash. Yes I read it. No it doesn't mention anywhere he was gay

It's not cute that tech bros are in control of blue sky However I do find absofuckinghilarious that we all collectively went, "you can try" and kept blue sky weird

One printer out of toner and I found every cart except the one I need and the other printer still keeps jamming every time I try to print Lucky LUCKY I have backups of the paperwork my techs need tonight There is a mythical third printer but I don't have the key for the door it hides behind

A vintage millennial large jacket is not the same as a modern large jacket

Me: Yeah, lost my debit card* but the bank will print me a new right there Coworker: oh, did you check your car? Me: No, I saw it wasn't in my wallet and gave up right on the spot like a deranged person

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Bro's been chasing that Butler high for a while now

It's like the Masque of the Red Death, but instead of a plague it's gun violence. And they're letting it in willingly for show

I do think more info needs to come about this shooting but I don't think it will in a timely manner All I can say is that it must be fucking Groundhog Day because again motherfucker?!

Deathwatch Day 2: He's been rushed out of the city, avoiding Walter Reed, going to what appears to be a private hospital He's overdue for his annual checkup I wonder if Dr. Frankenstein has been summoned for a second opinion

I'm very proud of the one unhoused person who managed to escape the gulag roundups into the jail and hospitals around here before the draft

Watching old colleagues mourn the death of a psych prof I just can't She tortured a lot of us including myself She can rot

The amount of cops in town makes me think more of dystopian movies than football tbh

Go little post, be muted and be free

Oh look, another POC they can exploit and then throw under the bus

I don't hold tourists to high standards but walking onto closed highway ramps to get to the draft? NFL must stand for No Frontal Lobe

I love looking at exotic venomous snakes too but there's no reason for hobbyist herpetologists to own hots Leave them to the actual zoologists

I want to be a creative who posts tarot and witchy content But I also sleep too much

To be clear, call off whenever you want, it's your life But don't make your call off patterns easily recognizable. Switch it up a bit

I find the balloon-pop to date someone trend to be very off-putting That being said. Reaching over to pop someone's balloon for them? You sir, are the tactical nuke they are dodging. Not the other way around

I remember tabloids camping outside rentals to speculate on big names renting what movies That's how in-home theatres got big for the really wealthy back in the day. Same with bowling alleys for some reason

I love how construction in this city means begging with penndot for the right to park in your neighborhood even when they don't have it blocked from parking

I know it's difficult to hold space for the fact that the people in the Epstein Files a.) did those things and b.) are not actually demonic beings from another dimension Friends, we need to be able to start holding space that humanity is capable of doing great evil without a demon in their ear

I understand feeling frustrated when ppl use grape and put "m" in words to get around filters I don't get mad at the creators though. I get mad at the platform owners banning talking about it. It's not to protect kids, it's to hide. The owners are preds Terrified of accountability

Once again stumbling on witchtok and I find videos again the notion of magick for money and needing lots of material things First of all, lady why are you on tiktok then if not for the manifestation of attention and an extra bag? You're not fooling anyone. Ok, you're fooling some but you're good at

Maybe Druski would have pulled a bigger crowd

Look Witchtok, a single tigers eye isn't going to bring down rape academy. I'm sorry to tell you There's egregores out there and things beyond your fluffy bunny dead eyed ring light stare Get a Pew pew for physical world shit and actually put together some real protection

We could have been told a month ago and been given a 90 day heads up Instead the landlord wanted us sat and paying rent as long as possible instead of doing the decent thing and telling us he was selling We could have been signing a new lease at this point in time What a fucking joke

Sobering to discuss the very real logistics of being intermittently homeless (A potential of 3 weeks between getting kicked out because your landlord is a fucking doorknob who is selling from underneath you and a lead on a good place) And making sure the kids will never ever realize

May have punched the realtor sign my landlord put outside the house today Thinking of putting up my own signs "Raccoons come free" "This neighborhood gets plowed last" "Garage still broken" "Kids shot in town over" "Drunks at 3 am"

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Alright, so you're coming to Pittsburgh for the NFL draft thingy The Fort Pitt Bridge separates the weak from the strong but I do have some tips 1. Don't stop. Slowing down is ok. Don't slam the brakes, ease them 2. We respect the blinker 3. Zipper merge and you got 2 options

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures

To be clear, none of the D candidates signalling their presidency run appeal to me as a POTUS That being said If we start the doomerism now that there is no real difference between R and D, that there's no point in voting, we're handing Rs another victory

Deathwatch day 1: thehill.com/homenews/hou... Dementia can kill by difficulty swallowing. Someone call Bill

An old client said she found Melania beautiful. Asked if I did too Said I dunno, I never saw her eyes before

Spring goal: make friends with the crows

I would love to see him tried and found guilty by the Hague but we all know how cowards go out. If the cholesterol doesn't do it first, my bet is a cyanide tablet But everyone else is young and fit enough

Fuck yes

Interesting how ass-backwards I fell into performing as female Could never grow long nails naturally. I still take the vitamins but they go straight to my skin + hair so I buy them. Not because women are supposed to have long nails, but because I want to look like I could disembowel with one swipe