Pray the slay away...

Knowing that ive using bacteia contaminated wipes makes sense as to why my crotch has been on fire the past month . thank u random tumblr user for posting about the recall .now we just need to install bidets in every toilet in america

am going to spend 5 monthes miserably monitoring ebay listings for enter the dragonfly because theres something wrong with me

“Why is vegeboop so unique” A question even the greatest philosophers can’t answer

When people hc Mandy having real parents and them being some Magical Creatures imma just think of this

I feel like my humor always boils down to something like this

my moeslop

FUCK bill cipher. thats not a command he just pisses me off

deep lore drop: the reason i type "hullo" sometimes is because i read harry potter as a nine year old and thought hagrid was moe. i only liked the first book

cortex means... nothing to me

ougg

is gideon burikko? now i want to check out the japanese dub lol

mit pills

hot dog. boy you know you just a hot frog (hot dog)

The 9 year olds after watching Night of the Living Dead that Roger Ebert witnessed

Sometimes i look at lovely amazing godlike art and i can tell their faith in humanity was broken at art school

i dont like you but i like your dog. can i have it please?

que aquiiiiiiiiii todo esta peoooooooor

watching 5 seconds of villainous unlocks a sleeper agent in white people that causes them to be able to say things without the use of a brain, pretty cool

Gay N. Brio 5

Oh, me and my big butt. Hmph!

baff

Know this.

nina

jet vac trans man ocd canon. jet vac times square toys r us canon.

r/SplitEnds

The skin between your finger and your nail is the best part to chew

using all my willpower to force another person across the globe to think of everything exclusively in relation to crash bandicoot so i can have more friends

I forgot what year it was in marshalls

mitalonious stricgantagous! Oh fuck....not again..

kitten spit, i will make a mit

cuz if you like it then you should have put a mit on it

we could be Penis in the night

toad goes to maccas: bups gotta eat

the lyrics for the skylanders academy opening are spiritually ai generated everyone say thank you timbaland

Frame of Yaoi but also the name of someone on the epstein list is on screen

pornni