Once again! I did not get topped! One of the girlies got sick :c

Daylight savings can’t hurt me if I stay up past the change

Girl I thought would be my new regular top had revelations after our second hookup and she’s not being intimate for awhile as she sorts out thoughts. I suspect I’ve once again made a top realize she’s a comp-top that’s actually a bottom. I really need a top 🙃

“Ha! Buddy brought CUStard to our MUStard event! What a loser!” I say, turning to mini-putt my ball towards the hole, missing for the sixth time

Considering a wheelchair for occasional use cause I kept fainting from pain and exertion, but gods are them things expensive

Girl soup

Epilated my boobs and now I have 1,000,000 ingrown hairs and tiny pimples what the hell

Got her so worked up that she came in 5 thrusts 😌💅

I hope she fucks the chemistry I didn’t study into me

Just based upon my messages with this girl, im get LAID

Wow I really should have called my refill of my hot girl meds (ADHD pills) so I could really stunt on these b*tches (study for my midterm)

It’s not that I care about Canadians winning the Olympic events, I’m not that patriotic. It’s that I care about the USA losing.

This is you @skribblebird.bsky.social

I think her swimsuit might be a bit small on me

I want my gf to hunt me for sport because she’ll look really cute and flustered when she realizes she’s bad at it

Who tryna do sword fighting tactics with me

I’ve woken up a little more. I must get railed and/or roughly taken advantage of. Any takers?

I want to get fucked so bad, it’s been too long since I’ve been able to have enough sex

Grabbing my cat for a cuddle every 30 minutes until he actually decides he’s sleepy and settles in. The joys of motherhood.

Gonna go do a wellness check in for a friend tn and cook a good meal for her, she’s been really depressed and loves being cooked for so I hope it helps

Elevator was broken at the university that takes me to my lab, so I did the stairs and I regret this fully. Had to take a couple breaks going up those 4 huge flights, and I was late to the lab, and the TA didn’t think it was appropriate to give a few extra minutes on the quiz to the disabled girl

Thinkin bout girls and also painting warhammer minis

Gonna learn how to photosynthesize so that I can eat even when I’m too sleepy to cook

Waow this top rules

One day I’ll get around to making a nsfw bsky, my tits look amazing and I only post them on fet

So you freaks like funny girls huh

My Mom Beat The Hell Out Of Me Every Day And Now I Have 999 Stamina In This Fantasy World?!

This just in: the groundhog looks outside it’s hovel and screams until it dies, scientists baffled

Had a sweet date with my partner, we got manic at a Boston Pizza

Up at 3-4am for two nights straight, drunk with girls. My life is very cool but also I am very tired

Oh the hangover. Oh the yearning.

I arise for the second time today

I like mushrooms and I like boobs

gf is here and I love her

I would have done so well as a street vendor in Europe. People would pass by and whiff my frying onions in butter. They would marvel at the copious seasonings (chili, salt, pepper, nothing else). They’d gasp and froth as I add diced tomato’s to the large cooking bowl. I put it on bread

We back in the second semester

Guy in attack on titan who becomes the female titan and suddenly learns a lot about herself

Against all odds, I’m still on a topping spree

Remember that I’ll send you an ass pic if you show proof you were at an ant!fac’st rally or at a counter-protest against fac’sts!

Perhaps I get laid tomorrow

Posting nudes on my fet knowing full well it’s mostly my friends drooling over me

T4T orgy and the New Year’s party crossfaded on shrooms and booze 😌👌

At long last I wake up well-rested

Merry Christmas, I have new restraints 🪢

Holy shit why am I so depressed

My friend is gonna mod my GBA SP so then I can play my favourite games on the go again 🥰🥰🥰

We practiced suturing on a tomato for fun before the soirée

Once again I get to zoom out and think “my life is pretty cool” when me and the girlies get crossfaded on various substances before the lesbian foursome, and then get high again for the next foursome

It’s crazy to me when people don’t have tattoos

I got tied up, beat up, and railed. That was an awesome night 🥰