If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

My X app keeps crashing, so in the meantime these are exclusive Fran Honks for only y'all

she blue on my sky

fate/samurai remnant really is just everything i've wanted from a fate game gameplay's not perfect but it can be really fun, the narrative is great so far, lots of little things that are faithful to the franchise

worst part of baking cookies is waiting for them to harden and be edible after taking them out they're just sitting there smelling good and I have to not touch them

the grocery store clerk brown-bagged my sake like I was gonna drink it in the parking lot, so I guess I have to now

got permanently suspended from Twitter for violating the rules without actually telling me what I did, so that's fun guess I'm here

got put in twitter jail for haha funny contextual joke very cool!

born to be comfy, forced to sleep

hey babe you smell that? me neither, start xeeting