Trump: “So how do you like what I’ve done with the Oval Office?” MBS: “Well, it’s a little gaudy for my taste, but if you like it…”

Are Jonas Brothers the last great rock band?

Hegseth: “But the most important reason I’ve gathered you all here is, I need you to tell my wife I was with you last night.”

Line at end of every TV drama Season 4 trailer: “I’m gonna burn it all down…”

Canceled family Disney+ account today. Grandkids pissed, but they understood when I explained that late night talk shows are in danger of becoming extinct due to government oppression.