We should join the Scottish Premier League. Much more fun. #lufc

Used to run with some pretty rough firms in the 90s. Could get a bit naughty at times. But this crew is *legit*. #lufc

Arsenal have a drum and a singing section who all have their own t-shirts. Bless. #lufc

West Ham. Lol. #lufc

Yeah, the teams coming up from the Champo are very Champo. Although I suppose like Sunderland they will have money to spend, if we get our investment right next year should be nicely boring. #lufc

First class, 10/10, no comments. #lufc

"Love, Love [of Leeds United] is stronger than death." #lufc

This is the real quiz (watch to the end for the perfect pointless swear at the opposition). #lufc

We love you man. Let's go. #lufc

We won 9-2 this morning. Footbal remains not great. #lufc

Bawled my eyes out in '87. (I was 10.) Today I loved being a Leeds fan. And despite frustration I love this team. #lufc

My man. All class. Imagine supporting that lot? #lufc

Sure, we were rubbish and the game was the usual Leeds game at Wembley. But I met my hair double on the Tube so who's laughing now? Answer: me. #lufc

Scoring. #lufc

Well. It's only 1-0. And we are not Chelsea. Positives. #lufc

Good piece. Misses the fact that in the 80s whilst they were singing about having loads of money we were singing about justice for the miners. I have good friends who are Chelsea fans: but we just cut different. Fuck 'em. #lufc

Let's go #lufc

I've had a drink but I am gonna say it: we are absolutely fine. Spurs won't get to 40 points, and we will probably get 45 or 46. Let's enjoy tomorrow. #lufc

Imagine if we *hadn't* got seven points in the past three games. #lufc

Weird thing about being a Leeds fan, now, who lives in the South of England. So many friends and acquaintances telling me they are rooting for us, love our fanbase, feel we are 'a breath of fresh air'. Happy for me. They can all fuck right off. #lufc

Listening to @thesquareball.net interview with Bairdy. What a legend. It never occurred to me that he could have stayed after Chapman arrived. The two of them up top would have been immense. Pray for centre halves. #lufc

Watching Gnonto's interview on LUTV. What a lovely fella. "Now is not the time to be selfish." Our boy is all grown up. #lufc

Some of them are even refusing to take their night time meds and hot malt drink. #lufc

We were shit for most of tonight. Longstaff lost Adams for their goal. And I say: "Bournemouth we are not sorry." #lufc

Not a Tyler Adams assist. FFS. #lufc

Brendi had a bit of a Brendi night. #lufc

On the front foot lads. It's the only way. #lufc

Be a shame if someone ended Tyler Adams' World Cup dream with a poorly timed, in no way intended (or punished), horror tackle. #lufc

Can't say it hasn't been coming. Annoying that it was in transition. Farke will be losing his mind. #lufc

We're getting battered here. #lufc

Call it 0-0 so we can all get an early night? #lufc

Right decision. Plenty of time to think about Sunday after tonight. #lufc

They are gonna be good on Sunday now. Bah. #lufc

Chelsea. Lol. #lufc

Well this aged like milk. Lasted like a Liz Truss premiership. Let's face it - this post had the longevity of a Liam Rosenior management stint. #lufc

Please don't sack him before Sunday. #lufc

Leicester. Lol. #lufc

Tonight we want Joffy to send Leicester down, and Georgi and Milner to instigate a mass brawl. Multiple red cards and injuries. #lufc

I really like this image. But it's a tad "Bournemouth we are no longer sorry" Is it not? #lufc

Wait. So you can book Brennan Johnson? #lufc

My 9-year-old scored his first ever goal as his team won 7-1 today. An absolute thunderbastard. Me and my fellow coach in tears. Either football is great and this is the best week ever, or I am living fully plugged in to the Matrix. #lufc

Hilarious joke club. Bless 'em. #lufc

Here we go Georgi. #lufc

Here we go Georgi. #lufc

Spurs. Lol. #lufc

The only thing that lad damaged was his pride. Brendi broke him with a mild push in the back? Do me a favour. #lufc

Can't be complacent boys. Come on. Get into them. #lufc

What am I watching!?! Justin's finish... Brendi's quick and perfect pass. Come on boys. Get in there! #lufc

We go again. With Rodon somehow on the bench. #lufc

Lampard has done such a great job I feel they should really let him have a crack at a big club, like Chelsea. Or Man Utd. It's only fair. #lufc