On reflection after that first half the best thing would be one of those new cool sinkholes opening up under the centre circle.

A draw is best. Followed by - I believe - a Forest win. I think they will pull away from the bottom but Fulham are in bother. Keep em down. Also many red cards and some kind of administrative error that leads to a point at deduction. #lufc

Me to Leeds United: it's always been you. #lufc open.spotify.com/track/37URwb...

Merry bloody Christmas one and all. Love this team. #lufc

Actual Lol. #lufc

Just give it. FFS. #lufc

Fold the club. #lufc

Aaronson has been great tonight. Fair play. Glad he is getting his flowers. #lufc

First time this season one of my kids comes down and ask me to stop shouting. We're back baby. #lufc

Brendie is doing great tonight. He's a physical presence. Credit where it's due. #lufc

Our captain. Yes please. #lufc

I know it's Christmas, I've had a drink, emotions are aroused... But I am falling in love with this team. They are so committed and seem like good people. Help me. #lufc

Commentators can wax lyrical about Guehi as much as they like. Geezer won't wear a rainbow flag for... reasons. Deserves a kick. #lufc

Evergreen post. #lufc

Evergreen post. #lufc

Player of the match so far? The lady who keeps giving Ampadu his long throw towel. #lufc

Evergreen post. #lufc

Evergreen post. #lufc

D to the C to the L. My man. #lufc

Rodon the winger. I'm here for it. #lufc

They are good. I don't like it. Please be shit Palace. #lufc

I would like DCL to be okay please. #lufc

Can't believe Propaganda wasn't called 'spit roast football'. (But might that have drawn attention to Seth Johnson- and Jody Morris's alleged extracurricular tag-team activities, putting that segment in a different light?) #lufc @thesquareball.net

We could have done with them doing the right thing, but God bless Manchester United Football Club. Absolute banter. #lufc

Be a real shame if Tyler Adams was to miss the World Cup. A real shame. #lufc

Good point that. #lufc

Brendi getting in trouble for being rough with the bigger boys? #lufc

D to the C to the L. My man. #lufc

This is shameful. From both clubs.

Manchester United Football Club. #lufc

Unfold the club. #lufc

Hang it in the Henry Moore gallery. Or the Armouries. Wherever. #lufc

... And I am not unaware of Farke's faults. But his changes changed the game. Until you can show me a better option, he's our boy. #lufc

This team man. Don't tell me they are not pulling for the Firebeast. #lufc

Not DCL. YES DCL. #LUFC

I don't hate these changes at all. Needs a mental change as much as anything. And Brentford becomes mega important. #lufc

Fold. The. Club. #lufc

No complaints about attitude or hustle. There's a plan and we are sticking to it. But we are going backwards and won't get through another 45 like that. Ref isn't helping. We need *something* to cling to. #lufc

Yeah, Liverpool are a lot better than Chelsea. #lufc

Gary Neville had to call for new pants after this period of play. Bless him. Not used to watching the good guys fight the good fight. #lufc

Oh well. Hilarious comedy club. #lufc

Well done our brave Stretford lads. Keep it up. #lufc

I love that DCL only scores Sunday League goals. #lufc

Unfold the club. #lufc

Class all over the pitch. Subs included. Everyone put in a shift, and gave no respect. Hard to single anyone out but DCL, Nmecha, GG and Strujk were superb. Amps best player on the pitch. #lufc

Where did he find six minutes from? FFS. #lufc

Woof. Bijol is a force, man. #lufc Now come on lads. Keep the foot down.

How many points do you get for competing and losing narrowly? #lufc

Brendie, your moment is now. #lufc

Bloody hope. #lufc