Okafor would have scored that. #lufc

Put Okafor on, you coward. #lufc

#lufc reject Djed Spence there, taking up James Justin's rightful spot in the team.

The G-Unit woke up and chose violence, and I am so here for it. #lufc

I think I might be Cape Verdian. #lufc

Summerville playing, Tanaka not. This is not the good stuff. #lufc

Leeds players not getting picked. Knackers to the FIFA World Cup. #lufc

A Jesse Marsch team that can't take corners, concedes shit goals, and has no cutting edge? Shook. Shook I tells you. #lufc

Actual terrific country, Canada. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Surprised but not shocked that Rasmus is somehow starting for Canada. #lufc

He hasn't deleted his Just Eats app, then. #lufc

David Sullivan? A wrong 'un? I'm shook. Shook I tells you. #lufc

I am literally begging you. It is an amazing book, even if you don't love the old sports. amzn.eu/d/08Dw15Pw

Not the greatest coach or commentator, but damn good at both, and a wonderful human. I beg of you to read Underdogs, the book about Keegan Hirst coming out whilst playing for Batley. JK is such an understated, decent man at the centre of a gorgeous story. #lufc www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...

Arsenal, lol. #lufc

I refer you to my most recent post. #lufc

Shook. #lufc

It's been a brilliant season. That is all. #lufc

Well done Spurs. You spent a fortune and were utter shit. Same again next year? #lufc

This may have been the funniest outcome. #lufc

West Ham. Lol. #lufc

Well done. Enjoy the Champo. #lufc

Welcome to Leeds United, DCL. #lufc

Landed in Singapore at 7pm Sunday. 12am local time celebrating DCL's winner with like minded folk. On why would you support anyone else? #lufc

Important point on @thesquareball.net West Stand today. Bielsa was once in a generation lightning in a bottle. #lufc was not prepared to take advantage of it. Now is the time.

Willy is such a lovely fella. #lufc

I was brought up in an Irish Catholic family, love Celtic and have zero Hearts connections... but that was absolutely gutting. #lufc

This is the quote. He's not wrong. I also suspect he is not out of line with what the owners are thinking: "We as a club had exactly one good season in the last 25 years in the Premier League, and we missed [the chance] to build on it... it's important that we don't repeat the same mistake." #lufc

Can I shock you? I love Daniel Farke. #lufc

The main thing is, Luke Ayling is a brilliant human. #lufc

Ayling being a great person, they hugged and made up in the second half. People make mistakes and presumably he apologised, which is to his credit. I hope for all the people in the world with speech impediments, Harwood-Bellis owns it and something good can come of it. #lufc

Southampton’s Taylor Harwood-Bellis allegedly made reference to Middlesbrough defender Luke Ayling’s speech impediment during Tuesday’s Championship play-off semi-final decider at St. Mary’s. Full story which is free to read below.

Longest of long shots... I'm gonna be in Singapore Sunday afternoon/night. There has to be somewhere I can watch the game, right? #lufc

Wait. What? #lufc

Ref: I have a meeting at 6am, FFS. #lufc

Lol #lufc

It's a pen. All day long. Get on with it. #lufc

Get Nmecha on. Get it launched. I want big man big man. #lufc

Come on the Barn Owl. #lufc

Can we wake up now please? #lufc

This. 100%. The weird De Zerbi press requires getting it launched, IMO. #LUFC

Reckon the lads were on the lash last night? #lufc

Come on Stanakadu. #lufc

Plus added Dan James. I don't know what I am looking at, but I think I like it. #lufc

He's gonna pick Brendi for Okafor isn't he? #lufc

He's gonna pick Brendi for Okafor isn't he? #lufc

Love our team. #lufc www.nytimes.com/athletic/726...

Two words: 'Willem. Korsten.' The streets don't forget. #lufc

Your thoughts now, my dickhead friend? #lufc

Guys. We're staying up. #lufc