Realistic Toto lyrics: I stopped an old man on the way, hoping to find some long forgotten words, or ancient melodies... He turned to me as if to say: "Long forgotten? I'm only 65, you dick. Go read a book."

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ICE now has a bigger budget than the entire Canadian military, and $45B in govt contracts will now go, without bidding or competition, to geogroup and corecivic, companies which donated $1M to Trump's campaign. So... there's that. #ice #donaldtrump #fascism

How are his supporters not cripplingly embarassed, just, all the time?

Humanity reflected in nature: At the zoo and the peahen is just eating and minding her own business, peacock is behind her displayed and shaking FURIOUSLY and the look on her face is like "Ugh, Fuck, Riley I told you 'No' doesn't mean 'Try Harder'" #consent

US involvement in the Israel-Iran conflict being the final straw for so many conservatives is super fucking weird. Lockheed Martin alone gets $75B a year from the pentagon, they make $150k every time a hellfire missile is fired, did you think your govt wasn't going to find another place to aim them?

Question for all those interacting regularly with Trump supporters: Have they finally given up claiming to give a shit about the constitution or are they still saying they love it while cheering every time he wipes his ass with it?

She must be a little old and unrelated for his taste. 🤷‍♂️

I don't get caught often, but "Trump's AG who worked as a lobbyist for Quatar has signed off on him getting a $400M plane as a gift from them" got me good. I really thought that was a joke.

#donaldtrump #thanos #uspolitics

Karl Marx didn't quite advocate specifically for socialism or communism, he theorized that they'd be the inevitable outcome of inequality and exploitation. He never could have imagined this world, where workers not only believe their interests align with their exploiters', but fucking worship them.

It is SO hard to be nice about all these regretful Trump voters now that 13 billionaires have govt posts and one of them got cheers for a nazi salute. "How could anyone have known it would be like this? The only warning signs were every single fucking thing he's said and done over the last decade!"

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I'm so sorry 😆 couldn't help myself. #pierrepoilievre #canadianpolitics

Talking to right wingers about the Jordan Peterson/Pierre Poilievre interview is so fucking depressing. They actually think great points were made. They think those points are supported by evidence. They think Poilievre has great leadership qualities and Peterson gave him a tough interview. 🫣

Sometimes I miss having cooler, if legitimately scarier nightmares. When I was a little kid I'd have them about being chased by the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. Now at 37 it's being back in high school, coming back from holiday break and forgetting which locker is mine.

Fellow parents of BlueSky, does Paw Patrol ever actually explain where the kid gets the billions of dollars to finance this operation, or are we not supposed to ask that question? #pawpatrol #parentsofbluesky

Song: "I don't want a lot for Christmas" Ok 🙂 Later in the song: "All I want for Christmas is you" Wait a second, what?

By far the best part of this video is my son yelling "Try harder!" 😆 #leftistswholift

"Mom, can we go out for 98lb #kettlebells?" "No honey, we've got 98lb kettlebells at home." The 98lb kettlebells at home:

Sometimes when my son wants to wake me up we play a cute game where I pretend to still be asleep so he tries different things. The other day, he decided to crawl onto my chest and loud as he could "WAKE UP, JANET!" He's never met anyone named Janet in his life. No idea where he got it.

'Portugal. The Man' is so fucking good. I don't think I've ever skipped one of their songs in my life.

#tantojutsu #knifefighting #martialarts

....he said, not realizing that he had run into the point at 200mph and still somehow missed it.

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The knees in Bluey don't make sense and I'm trying SO HARD not to let it bother me.

Sure am glad that "Don't You Put It In Your Mouth" jingle is still stuck in my head 27 years later. Otherwise, no way I would be able to resist the urge of those delicious looking beets I find randomly lying around on the street. #90skid

Being *good because an omniscient immortal overseer won't bring you presents otherwise is exactly the opposite of being "good for goodness' sake". Just saying. * Good in this context is that you'd better not cry, pout, sleep, be awake or fail to WATCH OUT. #wholesome

"Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is. And you must bend to its power or live a lie." - Miyamoto Musashi

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😆😆😆 Perfect.

Looking for a man in finance. Trust fund. 6'5". Blue eyes.

Working class Americans whose real wages actually overtook inflation under Biden voting for Trump's tariffs to increase consumer prices 20% by 2028 while he gives away another trillion in tax cuts to billionaires:

So Trump voters regret voting for him because he's actually going ahead with his tariffs. The tariffs he campaigned on for months. That he said were the heart of his economic plan. Trump voters regret voting for Trump, because they COULD NOT TRUST HIM TO LIE.

It was gross to think of it. Even more gross to make it, but all great art is suffering.

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Proud to be on this list. I love BJJ but you can't truly love something without acknowledging its flaws and a significant portion of our community is toxic AF right now.

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Anyone struggling with whether to say Donald Trump is a fascist? He literally checks every box, but few ppl actually know the definition and immediately think I'm hyperbolically comparing him to Hitler, which I am not. What's more important, being correct or having productive conversation? #politics

If you need it to survive, profit is immoral. Not everyone needs a mansion, but no one should be homeless. Not everyone needs a Ferrari, but reasonably efficient public transit should be free. Have as many rungs on the ladder as you want as long as the bottom few aren't underfuckingwater. #socdem

These motherfuckers sat around a medium-sized dinner table are worth more than the GDP of Chile, and you think they represent the interests of the working class???!!!!! #corruption #latestagecapitalism #uspolitics

My bi awakening probably should've been the gutpunch of disappointment at the prince's transformation watching Beauty and the Beast as a kid. 😒

If a woman was filing for divorce, and there were a bunch of emails and texts that were going to come out in discovery but he was suddenly like "Ok I'll just give you the divorce RIGHT NOW, so those don't have to come out right?", probably nothing to see there, right? #republicanlogic

The fact that Elon Musk's $100k cybertruck in 2024 can't handle the same off-roading tests as Model T's that were made in 1908 is a pretty apt metaphor for how his involvement in the US government is likely to go. #elonmusk #uspolitics #corruption

The Founders put ‘advice and consent’ in the Constitution for a reason. They wanted Senators to have oversight over Cabinet picks of a President to ensure that they were properly vetted. Winning an election 49.89%-48.24 doesn’t dispense with that constitutional responsibility.

If you post shit like this, there better not be one word on your club's site about how welcoming you are. BJJ is supposed to be about self-defense for those who need it the most. LGBTQ people are 4x more likely to be victims of violent crime, and they don't feel safe coming to learn. Disgrace. #BJJ