Realm of the elderlings makes me feel like i’m a flagellant priest, i love the story and fitzchivalry, but jesus christ almighty does he need to be crucified every other chapter? leave him alone

update: nephew 2 made my dogs on minecraft and promptly lost them somewhere in the open world (?) came to me very apologetic and said: you must understand that dogs are wild creatures and need freedom….also i think a skeleton killed laika

i know i’m a beloved aunt because every time my nephews play a game where they have to create characters they always name one after me

frank ocean thinking about you started to play and i fell to my knees mid work out

i know what you did to natalie mom and i won’t for give nor forget

e eu que nem fazendo a pausa do anti concepcional tô e ainda tô tendo 1 semana de cólica???? a gente devia tirar o útero criança e por na geladeira até querer ter filho

i’m on my kpop feeling bc gd keeps liking edits of them together like a fangirl (me)

T.O.P. leaving bigbang was probably the most painful kpop breakup of all time. modern kpop groups dynamics used top and gd as the blueprint there’s no other musical relationship quite like them gtop was a generational connection and much like gdragon im not over it top please the kids & gd miss you

let the light in!!!!! at your back door yelling cuz i wanna come in!!!!! turn your light on!!!!!!! look at us you and me back at it again!!!!!

Today is Land Day. 50 years ago today, six un-armed Palestinians were killed by Israeli forces and more than 100 were injured during protests against Israel’s confiscation of Palestinian land. Palestinians observe today by holding protest marches and planting olive trees.

just started all the creatures great and small and everything is sooo idyllic i’m in love

birth order is crazy my middle brother opens his mouth and i’m like: oh yeah you’re a middle child fore sure shut up

took my friends to get vaccinated (one of my goals of the year is update my vaccination card and i love taking my friends to do mundane activities) and they got vaccinated and i didn’t!!!!!!!!! they told me to come back in november!!!!!!! cruel and unusual behavior

pushing daisies is the most perfect thing that has ever graced television screens

it’s pushing daisies rewatch season!!!!!!!!

we are back to the schedule!

yesterday i put a q tip full of little ants into my ear (no i didn’t know they were there. Yes, they were alive). This morning i drank water with sunscreen what’s going on?????????

matthew and i just taste tested 5 chocolates, fuck

semi related to that, i’m going to start an intense exercise routine to achieve my weight goal before the clothes arrive (it usually takes at least 45 days for them to arrive) this is closest thing to motivation i’ve felt in months, will it last? no idea

illegally bought some clothes with my siblings #love

i made a list of best of the year (yes, i’m still alone at work) and i’m very surprised by the fact that the only movies i watched this year were zombie movies starting with shaun of the dead and ending with bone temple

i’ve been alone at work for so long i’ve forgotten how to behave as a human being

you and i go from one kiss to getting married

also happy birthday to the only man ever

also my 12yo nephew (whom i watch the show with) calls him dr. pitt or the pitter

on tumblr seeing people defending dr robby from the pitt like he is real

i’m too miserable to read, write or do any kind of pleasurable activity it pisses me off so much and i can’t cry about bc crying makes it hurt more

also i’ve been having constant headaches from (possibly?) period, stress and light exposure and none of these things are solvable so i spend 75% of my free time miserable…..is it mercury retrograde or should i just be put down like old yeller

having the only other person in your family that shares you medical diagnosis be “child who had bad headaches and died” means that every time i have a bad headache my father’s CPTSD gets activated and he rounds me like an anxious border collie bc he thinks i will die but doesn’t want to mention it

this was the highest level of humor when i was 14

society is collapsing and it’s because teenagers don’t have a wonder showzen phase anymore

weird thing about my new job, i’ve never been somewhere where so many people share my first name before. My boss, my coworkers, my students everyone has my name, freaks me out a little

having to explain to people that although my deformity is not very visible, it does cause me quite a bit of discomfort and anxiety and hearing “well i don’t see it so it can’t be that bad” is so nice and helpful, thank u so much! you cured me of my ailments please run for mayor of kill yourself city

just remembered how good the rise and fall of a midwest princess is

every goddamn time i open assassin’s quest is fitz being tortured in a new and exciting way and developing types of PTSD that haven’t being invented yet so yeah it’s taking me a year to finish the fucking book leave my boy alone he is just a boy (canidae)

life is about texting people to ask things you’re to anxious to ask live

having the “i wanna kill myself” week and radiohead is playing on the radio. they don’t wanna see me winning

every single aspect of my life is in shambles, but academically i’m doing fine and my dad fixed my favorite earring so the tide might be turning in my favor

13 year old me watched skins for this….. go white boy go

‘Another internet is possible’: Norway rails against ‘enshittification’

watching pre social media movies is like a drug to me. Seeing people reading magazines and newspapers….. plastic surgery content being more of a mockery than something aspirational…..i want to shoot mark Zuckerberg in the mouth with a shotgun

feeling miserable today so i’m self medicating by walking around in socks and a fuzzy robe and eating nothing but yogurt and jello

googling testicles

tooting my own horn: elderly women love to call me beautiful……i know my audience

shout out to WELL organized crime i admire your work ethic

being friends with people who’ve known you since middle school is fantastic bc you’ve been through it all together so you can just say insane shit and the group chat is like: EXACTLY say it queen!! 🗣️🗣️ meanwhile im declaring support for terrorist factions i find cool

the national theatre premiered “the important of being earnest” on youtube and its the best thing ever, best three hours of my week.

love when i read a book and the news start to be about its subject

friends bullied me into deleting tiktok (for real, this time). It’s day four and i need it dudes i need to see a 30 seconds video of something stupid and meaningless but specifically target at me i’m desperate

i need gothic novel authors to step up their horny dialogue game. I can’t keep reading “take me” “make me your woman tonight” i’m not into spicy books, but like, throw me a bone