Naomi is not wrong. She is pointing out that when one says far side of the moon, they should say wrt earth. Without that full information, an English major would find the sentence lacking in information and seeding an iota of doubt. Jokes not on her but how science is communicated to the gen public.

Welcher ist es? In my mind, I am organizing a mehl weltmeinschaft, I will judge the best Punjabi parantha that comes out of one or a combination of them in this month. They all will get the same filling n pan treatment thereafter, let the best mehl win!

And where can I say fk u Github?

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What a week, huh! Captain, You got it right this time, it's a Sunday Late Night. 🫡 I am going to make this into THE platform that it always deserved to be #KapoorLabs-Lightning

If you wanted to always know when to buy a stock, when to avoid it: you need more than News, you need techincal analysis of support and resitence levels of a stock, not to mention Rolling Sharpe ratio etc that I read more than tea leaves of oil and USD prices. Q is, are you willing to pay for this?

War is not over, Oil rising, USD rising. Reading the tea leaves, God damn that implies Banks and Airlines falling. Get your cash ready to buy Banks and Airlines if you have and can sell Oil, but not today. As good as a newspaper of tomorrow. tradingeconomics.com/commodity/br...

ONEAT just got a complete rewrite. Action classification code behind → www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1... was Keras-based as was everything else at the time: CARE, U-Net, StarDist. Not anymore. Built fresh on PyTorch Lightning. Cleaner. Faster. Production-ready. → github.com/Kapoorlabs-C...

Is it just me or does everyone ask the AI these days about themselves in a condescending way in incognito mode? Then the AI replies and it is always like 'au contraire'.. I feel so validated right now, like with watery eyes of joy🥲

The answer is clear when you put it like this

First Sunday of the Spring, All Sunday's should start like this, Amin.

I like this guy, Sadhguru. As a human I was told as a kid we are social animals but that is our periphery, but in the center we are energy beings, people waste their whole lives trying to find someone to spend their life with and they miss themselves in this pursuit. youtu.be/DqVROnPOQ3k?...

Me when I am coding something in the library of trl, transformers, huggingface, langchain, lightning et. al. and I tell people around me don't worry I got this. This is how I really feel ATM. This is my emoji face then. You are welcome.

The best job isn't the one where you work to earn big bucks, for me it is the one that gives enough money so I can find time for my hobbies. The great thing about doing physics studies at the PhD. level is the ease you gain for life in following logic, math, derivations & code in a #weekend

Shubh Labh, Waheguru jee ka khalsa waheguru je ke fateh

A very nice book, lots of people/professors say 'oh all of electrodynamics in in these 4 Maxwell equations' yet when have you seen the derieve potentials of stationary and moving charges by solving them! Yeah, I felt betrayed, too, but this book does justice, and I will eat it this #weekend #munch

Kapoorlabs style 2026, we are on fire, bond fire.

KapoorLabs January 2026

Flammkuchen samosa for Sunday'sbrunch! With mango mint chutney. Unique recipes, unique tastes, only at kapoorlabs office space.

First day back in KapoorLabs office, Since 2021 the opening time always has been 12:00 and closing time 24:00. Now the codes run overnight and do their thing of segmenting mega volumes of ZYX image of shape (200, 8000, 8000) pixels with StarDist.

And we are open for Business year 2026 from today on, back with full force. Open for business 🔔 #meetings, #analysis, #coding, #cookiecutter-templating Ding Ding Ding.

Stat physics lives in 6N dimensional (D) space. volume in 6N space is sum over 6D distributions. thermodynamic limit: only peak term survives Compute volume of Nd-spheres → students get why thermodynamics works → partition functions become algebra nobody starts here. they should

Transcendental Meditation Diaries: This is what I experienced today: 🟡 colored structures appearing and then vanishing at random closed eye locations followed by 🟢and then 🔵. Mostly it was yellow and then at the very end black dots tinnier than the previous circles arranged in a high angular

I built a free app that tells you if you're actually beating the S&P 500. Rolling Sharpe analysis. Real-time prices. EUR conversion. No signup. If it makes you a better passive investor, buy me a coffee ☕ (link at the top of the app): huggingface.co/spaces/vkapo... Good ☕costs around 10 EUR

Mint, coriander leaves, cumin seeds, lemon, chilies: grind and add to mango yogurt, this you can use as a condiment and spread it on your wrap as a base, add cooked food on top and you get a refreshing better than döner essen in Germany, never understood the cold veggies in döner for freshness sake

📊 Built a free portfolio tracker for Europeans investing in US/EU markets! ✨ Live prices from Yahoo Finance 💱 Auto USD/EUR conversion 📈 Sharpe ratio vs S&P 500 📉 P&L waterfall & scenario analysis 🎯 Risk-adjusted returns All in EUR 👉 huggingface.co/spaces/vkapo...

One of the underrated papers this year: "Small Batch Size Training for Language Models: When Vanilla SGD Works, and Why Gradient Accumulation Is Wasteful" (arxiv.org/abs/2507.07101) (I can confirm this holds for RLVR, too! I have some experiments to share soon.)

Kept my sauce promise! 🌿 Mint chutney with German twist—mango yogurt instead of curd. Just ONE chili but unbelievably sharp! Sweet mango notes underneath = perfect sweet-sharp burst. Never buying supermarket sauces again! 🔥✨

This page in randomly chosen book reminded me of a pet project of mine. holiday brain: "should actually finish that" dec 28: code done, paper submitted live at kapoorlabs.fr/Entra/ & huggingface.co/spaces/vkapo.... Take theorems, derive corollaries, implement, then you understood it #FunnyBrain

Skip India Movement, I never go there. If you want the Indian experience just visit London UK, there are some regions offering authentic food, clothing n cultural experience sans bad air, water, roads, tobacco stains n ill mannered people, well last bit can still be. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Just submitted "entra" to JOSS! 🚀 Entropy-conserving transformations using divergence-free vector fields for Gaussianization. From code to paper in 2 days. ✅ PyPI package ✅ Streamlit demo ✅ HuggingFace space ✅ Full docs Info theory meets differential geometry. github.com/Kapoorlabs-C...

Just deployed our entropy-conserving transformation app on kapoorlabs.fr/Entra 🚀 Transforms uniform→Gaussian distributions while preserving entropy using Levenberg-Marquardt optimization. Live demo available (DM for credentials). Looking for clients with real data challenges. #DataScience #Python

Just released Entra 🚀: transform any distribution to Gaussian while conserving entropy using divergence-free vector fields 📊✨ Try it now 👉: huggingface.co/spaces/vkapoor/Entra No data? Click "Generate Uniform Distribution" → "Run Transformation" → watch the magic happen! 🪄

After 10 years, finally ported my C++ divergence-free transformation algorithm to Python! 🎉 Transforms any distribution → Gaussian while preserving entropy. Mixed physics/CS/math challenge. Claude helped with docs, flowcharts & viz. Holiday coding wins! #MachineLearning #Python #PetProjects

There must be a way to compute internal room pressure & temperature by analyzing this video of escaping heat (hot air molecules). The angle of escape wrt the horizontal table shadow must mean something, does anybody know what and how to do such a Christmassy thermodynamic calculation? Merry X-mas

Holiday weekend setup: ☑️ Cozy blankets ☑️ Hot drinks ☑️ One very thick nanoelectronics textbook Made my first pick from the book pile based on a bit of market logic - DRAM prices up 30% has me wondering what all the fuss is about 😄 #HolidayWeekendReading #Semiconductors

1 year testing AI coding tools: ❌ ChatGPT - disconnected from our code ❌ Claude Chat - manual context every time ❌ Custom RAG - we built it ourselves lol ✅ Claude Code (Opus 4.5) - THE ONE Runs in terminal. Knows our codebase. Writes code that looks like ours.

New hobby unlocked: Learning Sanskrit... through German 🇩🇪 Why? To create the most niche fusion genre ever: Varuna-Purana-Techno - ancient Vedic verses meet Berlin's hardest techno. This is either genius or madness. Probably both. #Sanskrit #Techno #Berlin #MusicalExperiments

Man of my word, ever since our longest term paper was submitted as a pre-print I locked the doors of KapoorLabs office for this year to focus on my hobbies and proof of it can be found in my Github contributions map. Life is not that short, you just have to know how to manage time.

Sundays are for working all the muscles - arms, legs, brain cells,tubules mRNA and doing things with your hands (fingers included). Like how to derive Taylor series for real and complex variables? 16 pages to do it right handwritten, no screens. building from first principles is meditation 📐✨

November 6th has made itself an auspicious day, all good things happen at an angular frequency of 2π/4. 2021: KAPOORLABS founded 2025: Morphodynamics preprint drops Quelle coïncidence 🎯 See you in 2029. 2021: annuaire-entreprises.data.gouv.fr/entreprise/k... 2025: www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1...

A novel recipe, battered bread with tea, start your Sunday spicy.

Six years of work, and we've finally connected microscopy images to physics in ways that actually work. That foundation is solid now. Next move: cell behavior and drug discovery through physics principles. It's the hard problem, but we've got the right pieces in position. Time to play. 🧡

If Cramer says it's a buying opportunity for Nvidia stock, it means don't buy www.cnbc.com/2025/11/25/j.... My take: open AI uses broadcom for internal model training, Google uses it's TPU internally and externally. SO I would stay away from it for those logical reasons too 😊

And we have added a new tier to it, a research patron for 5000 €/month that is interested in sponsoring us to apply non-equilibrium statistical mechanics to decode how cells make decisions, respond to environments, and how diseases emerge.

Thanks to our recent publication we have revised our sponsorship costs. Our revised monthly project sponsorship is just 1200 € (minimum three month duration) or take advantage of our yearly discounted sponsorship price of just 12K € (Compute and storage included). github.com/sponsors/Kap...

Schneegestöber. Feels like home! #Kashmir

Ich bin erstaunt aufgrund einer unerwarteten Schnee situation. No physical exercise today!

Germany has so many kartoffel recipes, there is even a restaurant called kartoffel house and yet the lack this dum aloo recipie which is art of making kartoffel absorb sweet n sharp spicy oil. Germany has so many breads yet no Naan bread. Germany has so many ice creams, yet no butterscotch. #poem

Always, Always do the opposite of Jim Cramer's investment advice, zum Beispiel: Cramer's advice on Cerence: 'I am not touching it' finviz.com/news/232233/... Two days later, after the company released it's earnings: Of course I had bought it because Cramer said not to do it, my (anti)Guru 😁