Another wet caturday so I’m catching up on my reading, what mew up to pals? #Caturday #Hedgewatch

Friday afternoon mischief with da zoomies and my arch nemesis, da squizzer! 😼😹 #Hedgewatch

Tonight Matthew I am …….. a woolly mammoth 🤩 😹 #Hedgewatch #Throwback

Is a little breezy today 😹 #Hedgewatch

Muvver dis stack of books almost as big as me! 🙀 #Hedgewatch #catchatbookclub

Gub night pals, sweet mousie dreams 😴 #Hedgewatch

Am I in mew way dad? Oh dats a shame isn’t it 😹 #Hedgewatch #WhiskersWednesday

Da sky is leaking again 🙄 #Hedgewatch

I paused my hedgewatch to sit and think about dear departed friends, friends who I know would approve of my soggy bottom and muvvers fresh sheets holding a meeting 😹 #HedgewatchforHamilton

Nothing like a pedicure and a good hurkle durkle with da Muvver to start mew Sunday. #Hedgewatch

Always supervise mew hooms at craft time. Dem little diamonds are harmful if eaten and mew don’t want to spend mew caturday rushing mew hoom to da vets. #caturday #hedgewatch

It’s been pretty wet and windy here but no snow so I’z been snoozing most of da day. Muvver and I did invent dis new game called catchy crawl which was interesting for about 5 seconds 😹 #Hedgewatch

A #ThrowbackThursday to 5 years ago when I played a game of go fish with my then small hoom #Hedgewatch

I waited until dark for my #HedgewatchforRosie as dats when all da stars are out and Rosie was da biggest star of dem all. Always had her paw in something whether #HWCafe, #SupperClub or just being a friend to all, our dear Rosie always shone da brightest. Lub mew always pal ❤️

Aww but muvver it’s cold out, I can’t leave out here all alone he might freeze 🥺. Nah much better if I bring him inside for a bite to eat 😉 #Hedgewatch

Muvver: oh sure you’re all sweetness and snuggles when dad gets home from his night shift. Where’s the little demon that spent all night mountaineering and singing the song of his people? 🙄 Ozzy: Dats no way to speak about teen hoom Muvver 🤭 #Hedgewatch

Bored bored bored 🥱 Muvver entertain me! 😹 #Hedgewatch

Yeahhhh dats a no from me Muvver. I’ll just stay here wrapped in my blanket from Auntie Alyson and watch da little people go to school. What’s for brekkie? 😻😹 #Hedgewatch

I did my #HedgewatchforOzzybop in da doorway as it’s a bit damp out der today. Den I remembered how my twinsie loved books as much as me so I settled down with a good book and thought about all da fun times we shared together ❤️.

A bootiful clear night but da moons far too bright for meteor watching unfortunately ☄️ #AstronomerOz #hedgewatch

Eyes to da skies pals for da Quadrantid meteor shower. Tonight is its peak so the best time to bundle up and head out, however tonight is also a full moon which will create natural light pollution and drown out a lot of the meteors. #AstronomerOz #Hedgewatch #meteorshower

Muvver please turn da snow off so I can go play outside, thank mew #Hedgewatch #Caturday

My neighbour came to visit me today 🐓, I didn’t under what he said but we both enjoyed the sun puddle together and then I treated him to a roly poly of furriendship 😹 #hedgewatch

“Ohh ders treats in my house, ohh right da spy camera. Maybe I’ll sneak back later and stick a leaf over it” 😹 #Hedgewatch

Muvver says start da year as mew mean to go on so I’ve dug out my bow tie to make a gub first impression. What do mew think about da beard floofage, too much? I’ve got 12 hours to go, just enough time for a nap and an extensive licky bath 😹 #Hedgewatch #NewYear2026

Crazy time with my new nana phone 📞 Muvver says I look like I’m trying to remember if I left da oven on in da 3rd photo 😹 #Hedgewatch

Muvver bought a camera in da Boxing Day sale for my little house. She says it’s so she can make sure I’m ok if dey are out all day but I think she just loves spying on me, why else did she bribe me in with treats so she could check it worked 🤨😹 #Hedgewatch

Ever the helpful boy I offered to wash up for Muvver after dis morning’s brekkie of scrambly eggies and salmon 😹 #Hedgewatch

Some paw was a big brave boy and didn’t freak out when da hoover started eating all da crumbs and floof round my house. It was me and I earned myself some turkey, more purrlease Muvver 😻 #Hedgewatch

It’s twixmas so dat means long uninterrupted snoozles 😹 #Hedgewatch

Where’s muvver put my big tub of Garfield treats dat Santa got me? I know der here somewhere, ohh hi muvver 😬😹 #Hedgewatch

Meowy crispmouse every paw and claw. I’z starting da day with scrambled eggies and salmon in bed, like da king I am 😹. #HedgewatchXmas #Hedgewatch

Merry crispmouse every claw and paw🎄 #Hedgewatch #HedgewatchXmas

It was the night before the night before crispmouse and not a creature was stiring, not even a mouse……. because the bag dwelling floof monster ate him 😹. #Hedgewatch

Oh dear hers reading again, think I better take a nap now because it’s not gonna be bed time for a lonngggg time 🙄😹 #Hedgewatch #catchatbookclub

Muvver it’s way past mew bed time, bed now! *Bossy ears* #Hedgewatch

Last day of term for my teen hoom so I’m warming up da bed ready for his return 😹 #Hedgewatch

Oh my gubness, a present for me? Ohh it’s from my Lottiepop 😻. Could mew help me open it purrlease brofur? One moment purrlease pawparazzi, dis bubble wrap be tricky 😹. Oh my gubness, a reindeer toy 😻. Thank mew so much my love, it’s purrfect ❤️ #Hedgewatch

Morning pals, it’s brekkie time. Come to Ozzy mew meaty gubness 😻 #Hedgewatch

Afternoon pals, I’z ‘helping’ Muvver wrap da presents 😹. Hurry up with da tape Muvver, I’m not gonna hold dis paper all day. Oh da tapes stuck to mew fingers? Here lemme help mew 🙄. Right sniff inspection of da label purrlease, yes dis ones satisfactory 😹 #Hedgewatch

Come on Muvver, time for bed. Yes I know I’z laying on da covers, mew’ll just have to climb in from da over side won’t mew 🙄😹. No put dat book down, mew need mew sleep. Besides mew’ll be up in 6 hours to witness my 4am zoomies 😹 #Hedgewatch

Dat cheeky squizzers back to taunt me with his tail to rival my own and den he brought his Mrs along! 🙀 Muvver says I mustn’t chase dem or Santa will see but it’s sooo tempting 😻😹 #Hedgewatch

Gub meowning furriends 👋. I’z here to start mew day with some Ozzy asmr 😹. #Hedgewatch #MondayMorning

Muvver loves dem marshmallow snowball treats mew get at crispmouse and when she’s finished dem I get all da little bits of coconut left in da packet😻. Win win 😋 #Hedgewatch

Back in my bag for a caturday snooze while my Uncle Mowgli plots nighttime terror in retaliation for Grandmuvvers crispmouse cheek 😹 #Hedgewatch #Caturday

Afternoon pals 👋 I’m just spell checking teen hooms story. He’s been busy writing all morning but he’s dyslexic so needs my help to keep dem pesky letter still. Hmm yes looks good, hey why mew laughing brofur? Dis my concentration face 🤨😹 #Hedgewatch #Caturday

I love it when my hooms do some crispmouse shopping because deliveries means new boxes and bags for me 😻😹 #Hedgewatch

Time for my favourite game, lemme out, lemme in, lemme out, just joking I’m staying in….for now 😹 #Hedgewatch

Zzzzzzzz….who what where? … oh it’s mew muvver, is it brekkie time? #Hedgewatch

Not so patiently waiting for my hoodad to get home, hims late with my head scritchems 🙀 #Hedgewatch