Hmm whatcha think Seamus, shall we upgrade or keep HMS Floof? I mean dis vessel has more room but der does appear to be battle damage to da hull. Can we take it for a test drive err sail purrlease Muvver? 😹 #Hedgewatch

Behold, da pantaloons! 😹 #Hedgewatch

Caturdays mean brofur time 😻. Teen hooms making some cards a bit like top trumps style. I don’t care what we’re doing as long as it’s together 🥰 #Hedgewatch #caturday #bestfriends

Drat foiled by da doorman again 😾. Sorry Muvver I couldn’t get my gift past customs 🙄🐭 🔊 *sound up* #Hedgewatch #Bumblecats

Gub meowning pals. My Muvver recently been diagnosed with night blindness so she bought some rechargeable under counter lights for da kitchen to help lighten up da dark spots. She’s set it to motion activated and I’z been having great fun jumping up to set it off 😹 #Hedgewatch

Happy #WorldBookDay pals! 🎉📚 Mew all know how much my family and I love to read so here’s a #ThrowbackThursday to when teen hoom was small and dressed up for school. Is mew celebrating with a good book? If mew is what mew reading? #Hedgewatch #catchatbookclub

Ah ha, I knew it! Look what I found in da farmers field 🙄. Get home now we’ve missed first brekkie! 🙈🙄 #Hedgewatch

Hmmm where could it be? Maybe in da treat cupboard? Nope. My office? Nope. In teen hooms drawer? Nope 🤔 I better go check outside incase it’s gone hunting without me 😬 #Hedgewatch

Oh my gubness I’ve lost me head in da night! I hope it appears in time for brekkie!🙀😹 #Hedgewatch

Spring is in da air and da great tumblefloof migration has begun 😹 #Hedgewatch

It’s a lovely sunny day out der pals. Da birbs are singing and I’z be spying on da neighbour doggies 😹 #Hedgewatch

Muvver says I’m like a chocolate bar, because when she calls me baby I just melt 😹 #Hedgewatch

Due to heavy rain Muvver and I weren’t able to see Venus, Mercury and Saturn before dey went below the horizon after sunset. But once da rain stopped and da skies cleared we saw Jupiter although we couldn’t get a good photo as da moon drowned it out with its light #AstronomerOz

Der be a cheeky crow doing da soft shoe shuffle in my garden 🕺😹 #Hedgewatch

Excuse me, mew haven’t submitted dis snackie for inspection. I’ll have to increase mew cat tax to cover dis misdemeanour 😹 #Hedgewatch #caturday

Der be a six planet parade to look out for just after sunset tomorrow pals. Paws crossed for clear skies 🤞. #Hedgewatch #AstronomerOz

It’s raining again and I’m bored, active goblin mode 👹😹. #Hedgewatch

Oh does my eyes deceive me? Is mew finally awake? Ohh mew is! Hi Muvver 👋 About time, what’s for brekkie? 😹 #Hedgewatch

Ahhh Henlo sunshine my old furriend 😻 #Hedgewatch

No disturb da Muvver! 🤫 Hers had eye test today with some extra tests for some night blindness issues she been having and it’s given her a headache. Dr Oz clocking in for his shift as head warmer and gentle massage #Hedgewatch

Waiting patiently to welcome my brofur home 🥰 #Hedgewatch

Holy space floof Batman 😻😹 Der be get another comet whizzing its way past us soon, eyes to da skies pals. #AstronomerOz #Hedgewatch

A Sunday hurkle durkle on da last day of half term. #Hedgewatch

Look Muvver, a rainy bow! 😻 It’s sisfur and my furriends calling from da rainbow bridge, yoohoo I sees mew 👋 #Hedgewatch

🚨Breaking mews🚨 There are reports of a large ginger floof spotted using Muvvers book trolley as a scratching post. Oz: I will not be taking questions at dis time #Hedgewatch

Da rains back and it bought da wind with it so I think it’s time for a good book and cup of hot mousie tea. #Hedgewatch

Whoa look who finally went to da barbers. Now brofur can actually see 😹 #Hedgewatch

Oz: Woohoo da sun is shining, teen hooms coming home and …. Muvver: we’re going out today Oz so be a good boy. Oz: hold da nana phone, mew abandoning me?! Muvver: Well you can come with us but there will be …… people. Oz: On 2nd thoughts I’ll guard da house 😬 #Hedgewatch

Da skies leaking again Muvver 🙄 #Hedgewatch

Oh good it’s raining again 🙄 #Hedgewatch

Oh da postie brought me a Valentine’s card from my gurl, a little privacy while I read it purrlease Muvver 🙄😹 #Hedgewatch #caturday #ValentinesDay

Even more exciting news, dem clever space hooms be finding a new planet! Do mew think I could persuade dem to call it planet Oz? 🤔😹 #AstronomerOz #Hedgewatch

Morning pals, some very exciting things in da cosmos coming dis year so eyes to da skies! #AstronomerOz #Hedgewatch

Cheessseeee 😻 #Hedgewatch

Brofur burger time 😻 #Hedgewatch

Catching up on my sleep after a night shift at da cat opera house. I put on a special show just for my pawrents called “I haven’t eaten in years” and followed it up with “how to dismantle a lamp in 3 easy steps” 😹 #Hedgewatch

Da river Trent burst its banks overnight due to all da rain we’ve had recently and now my hunting field is flooded. Don’t worry mousies, rescue cat Oz will save mew 😹 #Hedgewatch #Flood

Muvver: to stop Oz from climbing on everything, I hung the nip banana I got him for Christmas from the beams in our living room. Now every time he’s in the living room he looks up in the hopes of more sky fruit 😆 #Hedgewatch

I hear mousie movements in da bushes 😻 #Hedgewatch

Just mew average caturday mischief, nothing to see here 😹. #Hedgewatch #caturday

Boarders secured muvver, time for bed after a good grumple to dry off dis wet floof and a little love nibble of mew fingers 😹 #Hedgewatch

My teen hoom’s still poorly today so we’re reverting back to childhood with da cars my sisfur and I loved to chase as kittens. Nothing like a bit of childhood comfort when mew feeling poorly. #Hedgewatch

Muvvers got a new colouring book and says dis cat seems very familiar, I wonder who? 🤔😹 #Hedgewatch

My teen hoom off school today with a nasty cold and a fever. I tried to help look after him but his swishy blanket was just too tempting to attack 😬😹. #Hedgewatch

I’ll come in later Muvver, I’m star gazing ⭐️ #Hedgewatch

Somebody meowed from about 4am until Muvver finally got up at 6:30am den jumped in da warm spot she just vacated. Not sure who *innocent ears* 😹. #Hedgewatch

Celebrating #tongueouttuesday with a delicious churru 😻 #Hedgewatch

Ohh look at all dis fishy in my dishy 😻 #Hedgewatch

Look what Muvver caught on Ozzycam last night 🙀. A delivermew delivered itself but I wasn’t home at da time, drat 😹 #Hedgewatch

It’s my hoonan’s birthday today and da hooms popping over to see her. Muvver can mew take my gift for her purrlease, it’s super fresh and very tasty #Hedgewatch