Evening pals, mew had a good Sunday? I’z spent it supervising Muvvers diamond art and being helpful by sticking my tail to da canvas not once, not twice but three times 😹. Just thought Cheshire Cat could do with some more floof Muvver, honest 😉😹 #Hedgewatch

The crime. The criminal. (Actually quite impressed it was only the pieces I hadn’t fit yet that slid off). #Hedgewatch #caturday

Caturdays are for creativity, craziness and connection 🥰 #Hedgewatch #caturday

Muvver do mew think da mousies will deliver demselves today? I’z not going out in dat 🌧️🌬️😬 #Hedgewatch #Bumblecats

Thank mew so much for all da love and condolences sent our way, it is extremely appreciated ❤️. #Hedgewatch

My brofur going back to school today after some time off due to loosing his Grandpaw. I made sure to give him lots of love before he went and I’ll be eagerly waiting for his return with a big whiskery kiss. #Hedgewatch

Pals I have some sad news, my Grandpaw passed away yesterday 😿. I’z looking after da pawrents and my brofur at dis difficult time so I may not be around. Purrlease know dat I luv mew all and am very thankful for mew furriendship ❤️. #Hedgewatch

Nothing like a bit of birb watching and an al fresco licky bath to start mew weekend. Now what to hab for lunch 🤔 #Hedgewatch #Caturday

Muvvers been working hard on her course and passed da 2nd test, 2 more to go. So we’ve having a little downtime before teen hoom gets home by doing her stinky doggie jigsaw. I’m lending a paw of course 😹 #Hedgewatch

Mew know the weathers getting colder when floofius maximus returns with his Santa beard and cavernous mouse muncher 😹 #Hedgewatch

Gud evening, I bring mew tonight’s mews from my bunker. Tonight’s top story - a shortage of rodents has caused widespread panic among the cat community. We’re in for a dry night with many sky booms and stress eating from mew mews reader. Muvver open dem snackies 🥺 #Hedgewatch

Der be mischief afoot dis morning 😹 Can’t catch me Muvver 😜 #Hedgewatch

Gub morning, what’s for brekkie? #Hedgewatch #tongueouttuesdays

Gub night furriends, sweet dreams 😽 #Hedgewatch

Aghh muvvers got da hoover out 🙀. If it can’t see me it can’t get me 😬 #Hedgewatch

And just like dat it’s time for skool once again. Hab good day brofur, I packed mew a tasty mousie for break time 😹. #Hedgewatch #MondayMorning

Snackie bliss 😻 #Hedgewatch

Another bootiful evening for star gazing 😻✨ #Hedgewatch #AstronomerOz

Crikey da bed floof was strong dis meowning 😹 #Hedgewatch #caturday

Just doing a little trick or treating, I wonder if dey have any lick-e-lix? 🤔😹 #Hedgewatch #Halloween #Halloween2025

Ohh da rainbow bridge are starting der Halloween pawty it seems, have a fab time dear sisfur and pals ❤️🌈 #Hedgewatch #Halloween2025

Happy Halloween pals #Hedgewatch #Halloween2025

Evening pals 👋. Da hooms watching scary movies so iz hiding but I smell popcorn 😹 #Hedgewatch

Oh 30% off mains at beef eater, do mew think dey do mouse brofur? 😹 #Hedgewatch #whiskerswednesday

It’s called guyliner Muvver, mew wouldn’t understand 🙄😹 #Hedgewatch

Afternoon pals, just doing a much needed pedicure on dez adventure beans 😹 #Hedgewatch #tonguesouttuesday

Found myself a throne in da neighbours garden, bow down to me hoomans 😹 #Hedgewatch

Oh hi Muvver 👋. I’ll come in in a minute, I’z just doing some star gazing ⭐️ #Hedgewatch #AstronomerOz #Space

Sunday meowning snuggles in da pawrents bed 🥰. It was a tight squeeze with all 4 of us, mew gonna need a bigger bed Muvver 😹 #Hedgewatch #sundayvibes

Afternoon pals. Teen hooms been charging around da house all day like he’s got da mega zoomies so I sat on him for a bit of peace and quiet. He’s not too pleased but at least he has plenty to read from Muvvers book trolley 😹 #Hedgewatch #Caturday

After all da rain I was afraid da giftshop wouldn’t be open for muvvers bday but da sun is shining and look what I got for mew 😻. All together now *muffled meows* Happy Birthday to mew Squashed mousies and shrew stew Happy Birthday dear Muvver Happy Birthday to mew #Hedgewatch

It’s horrible out der today so I’m lending a helping paw with muvvers jigsaw. I’ll start on dez green pieces and mew work on da purrple ok Muvver? #Hedgewatch

“Eyes to da skies” pals. My apologies for da lateness of dis tweet but iz been very busy with my other projects. Der is a comet to be seen in da skies dear friends, comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon) can be seen in da western sky after sunset not far from da big dipper #AstronomerOz

Is dat my nanaphone?! Dats it talk to da butt for mew nana massacre 🙄😹 #Hedgewatch

Is mew cheating again brofur? Ok I better bet da banker to make sure, ohh is dat tea? 😻 #Hedgewatch

Caturday’s are made for mischief 😹 #Hedgewatch #Caturday

Morning pals. I’z just enjoying my last day of peace for dis month as it’s half term for teen hoom for da next two weeks. I’m sure he only just went back after da summer 🤔. Anyways I hope mew have a lovely day, mines filled with long snoozles and snuggles #Hedgewatch

Where’s my sprinkles? Mew know I like my fishy wet foods with some whiskas sprinkles *diva ears* 😹 #Hedgewatch

My muvver struggle with da brain zombies and sometimes dey don’t let her sleep. Last night was one of dem nights so once she’d gotten teen hoom out da door for skool we went back to bed and she woke to some gorgeous ginger floof hugging her head and purring 1/2 #Hedgewatch

Regular snackies make for long luxurious whiskers 😹 #Hedgewatch #WhiskersWednesday

Gub meowning Muvver, oh don’t mind me iz just mew furriendly cupboard monster 👋 😹. How about scrambly eggies on toast for brekkie? I like mine a little runny and extra butter on da toast, thanks mum 😹 #Hedgewatch

Dez adventure paws brought mew a bumper crop of tail art tonight muvver. See how much I luv mew, I shower mew with gifts 😹 #Hedgewatch

Psst hey mew wanna see something cool? Look at dis rainbow we’z just got after a little rain shower 😻. Da misty sky behind it makes it all moody and spooky, like da rainbow bridge getting onto da spooky vibe. #Hedgewatch

It’s a foggy day out der so I’ve headed upstairs for a long snooze. Although it seems like my muvvers been taking cat assembly lessons from Doris’s mum and my heads gone missing 😬. #Hedgewatch

Da sun is shining, it’s caturday and I snuck a present through da kitchen window. Didn’t see dat coming did mew dad 😹. #hedgewatch

Excuse me Muvver, dressing gown and pjs is not proper Ozzyversity attire. Mew gonna gets detention! Oh it’s comfy is it? Well I’ll be da judge of dat, move mew notes. Ok actually it’s very comfy zzzzz 😴😹 #Hedgewatch

A #ThrowbackThursday to two best buds having a cuddle 🥰. #hedgewatch

Muvvverrrrr tell teen hoom to stop turning me into a unicorn *huffy ears*😾😤 #Hedgewatch #WhiskersWednesday

“Our mousie distribution manager will be late into the office this morning after a busy night astronomer-ing” 😹. #Hedgewatch #AstronomerOz #Bumblecats

Haven’t used my shark bed since last winter and heard Muvver saying she was going to put it away as I wasn’t using it. Guess again Muvver, gotta keep dez hooms on der toes 😹. #Hedgewatch