Snozz print on mew brioche toast? Dunno what mew talking about Muvver 🤷‍♂️😹 #Hedgewatch

Yes Muvver I know it’s not jelly belly Friday but dez curls need fresh air ok? 🙄 #Hedgewatch

Muvver a word purrlease. Now I know mew love me very much and I love mew and I knows mew also love all da other animals of da world. But when I’z busy hunting don’t shout “oi leave it!” at da top of mew voice ok? Thank mew, love mew 🙄🙈 #Hedgewatch

Oz’s 5 tip for waking up hooms. 1. Start nice and early with da song of mew peoples, remember to breath from da diaphragm and pronunciate mew caterwaul. 2. Gentle acupuncture to mew hoom helps get circulation flowing allowing muscles to warm up ready for movement #Hedgewatch

Dis my pizza, it’ll cost mew 10 treats per slice #Hedgewatch

Muvver doing a little gardening so iz helping by giving her some floofy lovings and rolling in da freshly weeded spots 😹 #Hedgewatch

Happy #jellybellyfriday pals, make sure to air out dat floof 😹 #Hedgewatch

What a damp dreary day. If any paw needs me I’ll be in my robe making puss in boots eyes for treats 😹 #Hedgewatch

What? Oh dis, its called tail art it’s da latest fashion 😹 #Hedgewatch #whiskerswednesday

Happy #Tongueouttuesday pals. I’m just cleaning second brekkie of mousie off my snozz inbetween showers, what mew up to? #Hedgewatch

Dis da face of a cat whose Muvver bought him £12 worth of treats at pets at home today. That’ll last me about a week 😹 #Hedgewatch

Mine hooms been out gallivanting visiting hoonan today so I’m laying on muvvers feet in bed so she can’t leave me again 😹. Good night pals, sweet mousie dreams #Hedgewatch

It’s a rainy windy caturday so I’m helping Muvver with her jigsaw. What mew up to pals? #Hedgewatch #Caturday

Oh hi Muvver 👋 just limbering up for da weekend and giving myself a purrdicure 😹 #Hedgewatch

A #ThrowbackThursday to sibling shenanigans with my dear sisfur. We used to beat each other up den 5 minutes later we’d be cuddling each others head 😹 #Hedgewatch

Got to lick Muvvers bowl after lasagna 💪 I knew she’d forgive me 😹 #Hedgewatch

Pals Muvver said she’s gonna sell me!🙀🥺 Muvver: it was a joke Oz 🙄 you were being a menace chewing my pen and boshing the sticky notes off the table while I was trying to do my course. Oz: Nope admit it, mew don’t love me *dramatic ears* #Hedgewatch

It’s a no from me Muvver, I’m not going out in dat 😬. Nevermind mew get da honour of entertaining me, sooo whatcha doing? 😹 #Hedgewatch

Dis is mew captain speaking, thank mew for flying floof airlines. Purrlease ensure mew trays are in da upright position, all luggage is secured and seatbelts are fastened. Now hold on to mew loons, zoomie take off in 5…4…3...2…1 ✈️ #Hedgewatch

Another Monday and da half term funs over with teen hoom back at school. Time for me to get in da way ermmm I mean help da pawrents, starting with helping dad make lunch. Poison check mew ham for mew sir? Hmm I’m not sure, I’ll have to test another piece 😹😉 #Hedgewatch

I’z on Muvver guard duty as she’s decided to sit outside to read her book. Doesn’t she know der could be zombees just waiting to chomp on her brains 🙀😹. Don’t worry Muvver I’ll protect mew and a little sip of mew water when I think mew not looking 😹 #Hedgewatch

Ohh steaky and fishy time in my jungle bunker 😻Thanks Muvver #Hedgewatch #caturday

A caturday afternoon brushie and loon care to restock da best liner furder, with a small shark attack to finish. We’z sped up da video as dis was a loonngggg brushie session, Muvver not actually dat heavy handed 😹. #Hedgewatch #caturday

Purr pop al fresco 😻 #Hedgewatch

It’s a little breezy dis meowning 😹 #Hedgewatch

Just a smily boy getting head scritchems from der favourite hoom 😻😹 #Hedgewatch

I seem to have melted 😬😹 #Hedgewatch

It’s boiling so I’m having a little licky bath and nip time in front of da fan. Stay cool pals 😎 #Hedgewatch

Steak and fishie al fresco for dinner, score. I better eat fast though, da winds picked up and I think ders a storm coming 😬 #hedgewatch

Oh hi Muvver 👋. Don’t mind me, just cooling da undercarriage 😹 #Hedgewatch

Another mousie with an alien abduction story to tell his friends. Dis time a field mousie took a trip up da hoover nozzle and was released unharmed if a little shell shocked 😹. Da pawrents are still useless at mousie hunting though, da hoovers cheating #Hedgewatch

What? Can’t a paw work on der tan in peace?! 🙄 #Hedgewatch #caturday

Muvver iz need my apron for tomorrow, could mew run it through da wash for me pretty purrlease with a mousie on top? 🥹😹 #Hedgewatch

My brofur got his GCSE options back today and hims got into art, photography and music. Dis pawsome as hims always loved dez and I look forward to helping with more arts and moosic in da future. I’z only too happy to help his photography with some action shots 😹 #Hedgewatch

Blooming pawrents abandoned me to go out for lunch and a little retail therapy. So roods Muvver, dis will be reflected in mew monthly review…. Oh is dat five guys fries? *intrigued ears* Oh erm a lil help? 😬😹 #Hedgewatch

It’s ok Muvver, I’ll make a hunter out of mew yet. We’ll just strike a line through dat failed mousie hunt and start with something a bit smaller, like a worm 😹. *whisper ears* pals managed to get passed da doorman with a tasty mousie and 1/2 #Hedgewatch

Ah yes brofur, dats da spot scrape da brain 😹 #Hedgewatch

It’s a tad damp under paw dis meowning 😬😹 #Hedgewatch

Rains stopped outside play today so I’z playing with my toys until I can go hunting. Muvver says I’m her “special” little boy 😹 #Hedgewatch

No dad dis my rodent, I gib mew ratty last night Mr greedy 🙄😹 #Hedgewatch

Da morning after da night before 😹 #Hedgewatch

I’m a sleepy croissant, I missed my afternoon nap due to all da bbq and firepit fun, good night pals #Hedgewatch

Quick hoodad get me da marshmallow roasting stick, I got us a fatty ratty 😻😹 #Hedgewatch #caturday

Mmm steaky and fishy for me on my compost heap bed. Hoodad enjoyed his huge steaky but now We’z hiding from da rain under a shelter ready to do da s’mores. #Hedgewatch #caturday

Henlo pawrents, is it bbq time yet? I’d like steak and fishy purrlease but hold da s’mores, dey get stuck in my floof #Caturday #Hedgewatch

Thank mew for all da birthday wishes for my hoodad. I heard a meow der be a hugggeee steak arriving today for da bbq tomorrow so I’m watching out for my delicious snack, errr I mean for hoodads delivery 😹 #Hedgewatch

Just a little light reading Muvver, nothing to worry about 😉😹 #Hedgewatch

Happy birthday hoodad 🥳 My apologies dat mew gift is slightly damp but der be a few storms about today. I’m looking forward to da better weather when I can “help” mew with da tent and especially da bbq 😻 love Ozzy 🐈❤️ #Hedgewatch

Ah a new customer, good meowing how may I help …….. annndddd der gone 🥺 #Hedgewatch

Muvver da skies leaking again! 😩 #Hedgewatch