Ohh cheese on toasts, don’t mind if I does 😻 #Hedgewatch

Oh post for me? Ohh it’s a gift from my furriend BooBoo, a very scrumptious, crouchy gift 😻. Thank mew so much BooBoo and mum for such a delicious gift 😽. #Caturday #Hedgewatch

Ohhh churu pop, well I guess dis a start for da trauma of last nights soggy botty 😹 #hedgewatch

How could mew muvver? How could mew wash me just because I had poopy loons 🙄🙀. Id sleep with one eye open if I were mew 😼 #hedgewatch

I smell peanut booter toasts 😻 #hedgewatch

“To catch da squizzer mew must be da squizzer” ~ a wise cat 😹 #Hedgewatch

Celebrating #TongueoutTuesday with my very last purr pop 🥹. If somewhere in Newark in Trent would stock dez dat would be great because I don’t know when I’z gonna get some more of dez deliciousness #Hedgewatch

Fine don’t eat my shrew stew, has da beef soups and stay poorly *humph*. Silly hooms no knowing da health properties of da shrew stew, dats healed generations of sick kitties dat has *grumpy ears* #Hedgewatch

My teen hoom still sick so I helped him finish his yoggie #Hedgewatch

Henlo pals, I’z relaxing with my teen hoom while he plays on da pawstation. Hope mew having a lovely sunny day #Hedgewatch

Henlo pals, it’s a tad damp out der today. Thankfully I have a very attentive teen hoom to deal with my damp floof emergencies 😹. Mew should all get one der very useful, a bit stinky but I let dat slide when he’s generous with da treats. #Hedgewatch #caturday

Uh oh da skool germs have found my hooms, teen hoom’s woken up with a cough and muvver with a fever 🙀. If anyone needs me I’ll be hiding from da germs in da washing basket 😹. #Hedgewatch

I’z treating da pawrents to a game of guess dat smell 😹. So far muvvers guessed pond water and hoodads guessed next doors compost heap, psst reader der both right 😹. Nighty night pals 😉 #Hedgewatch

A #ThrowbackThursday to last autumn when I wanted to make sure teen hoom had a gub brekkie before he went to school. Muvver wasn’t so appreciative of my help though, can’t think why 🤔😹. #Hedgewatch

My teen hoom got a little stuck with his geography homework today so I lent him a paw. For some reason my teaching method of marking his work with my butt was highly amusing, can’t think why surely all teachers mark work with der butt don’t dey? 🤔😹 #Hedgewatch

It’s a wet whiskers and muddy paws kinda day out der pals. Stay inside in da warm and dry and let me provide mew with tasty fresh mousies. Call 1-2-3-M-E-O-W for fresh hot mousies, warm shrew stew and vole vol-au-vents. #Bumblecats #Hedgewatch

Muvver says she can tell how cool it is at night by how far under da covers I go. Dis is about a 4.2 on da snuggle metre 😹. Gud night pals, sweet dreams. #Hedgewatch

Morning pals and happy #tonguesouttuesday. It’s another rainy day here so I started da meowing with some delicious porridge and now I’m being naughty and attacking muvvers jigsaw dat she started in da summer holidays. Ugh why’s it taking mew so long Muvver? 😉😹#hedgewatch

Get on with mew studies Muvver, professor Oz is in a meeting right now with his eyelids 😹. #hedgewatch

Any paw for a game of poker on dis rainy caturday? 😹 #hedgewatch #caturday

Class dismissed, an hours break for lunch everypaw 🎓😹 #Hedgewatch

Come on Muvver get mew ass outta bed, it’s time for University da Oz. First lesson of da day ‘exploring brekkie with Professor Oz’ followed by ‘floof maintenance 101’. Den mew boring digital marketing before we explore lunch and den snack time 😹 #hedgewatch

Afternoon pals 👋 how’s mew day been? I spent da morning chasing dis cheeky squizzer but now I’m hiding from da thunder 🙀😬. #hedgewatch

Did I come in from da rain just for a rub down then go back out get soaked and do it all again? Yes, yes I did 😎😹 #hedgewatch #Grumple

Ugh it’s raining and da farmer harvested his crops from da nearby fields very early dis morning so I can’t even go mousing 😩. Now I gotta find da rodent hotspot all over again 🙈 #Hedgewatch

Morning teen hoom, oh is dem Cheerios? 😻. Mew need help finishing mew brekkie? 😹 #Hedgewatch

Ohh da rainbow branch is calling me 😻 Henlo? Sisfur can mew hear me? #Hedgewatch

Meaty treaty stick for my guarding da Muvver, score 😻 #Hedgewatch

Morning pals, time for da morning guarding of da Muvver while she cleans her teefs. None getting passed me! 😼😸 #hedgewatch

Happy Sunday pals, wake me when dinners ready 😹 #Hedgewatch

Happy caturday pals. I’z been meowing on da nana phone bout da new chef in town, he’s called chef teen hoom and on today’s menu is spaghetti 😻. I’ve reserved a table for later to try dis delicious dish 😻 #Hedgewatch #Caturday

Dear oh dear, no don’t go meowing dat some for teen hoom. Not one of dez is course related or edible, dis shall go down in mew report 🙄😹 #Hedgewatch

Alert 🚨 da Muvver has escaped university McFloof and gone book shopping at da new Waterstones dat opened in my town *tisk tisk*. Mew gonna be taking home a bad report dis term Muvver 🙄😹. Muvver: Oz it’s self study and my work doesn’t have to be in till Jan 🙄 #Hedgewatch

Gub meowing pals 👋 I started da day with some flooftastic scritchems and a few love bites to make sure da Muvver was up and ready to gib me brekkie 😹. Hope mew have a pawsome day floofs #Hedgewatch

Ohh mew busy studying Muvver? Ok I’ll help mew 🙈😹 #hedgewatch

As it’s back to skool for my teen hoom, here’s a #ThrowbackThursday to my sisfur walking him to skool when he was a small hoom 🥹 #hedgewatch

Quick muvver open da fridge, I got teen hoom a snack for school tomorrow 🐭😹 #hedgewatch

Nothing like a good wash after dinner to find all da bits mew missed 😹 #Hedgewatch

I think my teen hooms secretly a Sasquatch, des are his shoes on muvver and hoodads feet’s 😹 #hedgewatch

Ohh is just heard it’s #GingerCatAppreciationDay Appreciate me! 😹 In all seriousness though life would be boring without us crazy gingers and our shared brain cell. #hedgewatch

Ah yes must be nearly time to go back to school as it hasn’t stopped raining for nearly a week now and we’z forecast another wet week. Teen hoom mew gonna be needing mew raincoat on Thursday me thinks. Stay dry pals ❤️ #Hedgewatch

Who needs a cat bed when mew can make one out of da fruit bowl 😹 #Hedgewatch

Hoodad treated us all to pizza tonight so teen hoom and I picked out our favourites. Pepperoni for him and chickems for me 😹 #Hedgewatch

My teen hoom wanting to try his paw at cooking so he’s been flipping through cookbooks and reading da recipes. I decided to help him by trying to learn da recipe via Ozzy- mosis 😉😹 #Hedgewatch

After a hiatus bumblecats is back with a buy one get one free offer much to the amusement of my teen hoom😹. #Hedgewatch #Bumblecats

After spending da last 2 weeks laying on muvvers jigsaw I decided to mix it up a bit and stop teen hoom from doing his drawing 😹. With a little sibling squabble mixed in, it’s amazing how quick mew can wind up mew brofur by kicking dem 😹 #Hedgewatch #caturday

Kea tinks you're awesumb! Herez da mews so youse can be uptodayte! #breakingmews #nipfest2025

Today is #RainbowBridgeRemembranceDay and I’d like to remember my dear sisfur. She had many funny little quirks dat still put a smile on my hooms facing when dey remember her. Her happy dancing and jumping on backs like a mountain goat are remembered most fondly.

Lemme in Muvver! Service is terrible here, I’ve been meowing at da back door for a solid min waiting to be let in. Apparently da front doors open for da breeze as well as da kitchen window. Well maybe I wanting my arrival announced. Ever think of dat huh Muvver? #Hedgewatch

Henlo paws, dis is what I’z been doing for most of da day 😹 #Hedgewatch