so sorry to be the debbie downer but the tag “sam wilson is bad at feelings” truly should not exist on ao3 like im so sorry but im so serious

has anyone tried making a pipe that looks like an airpod?

i would sacrifice half of the universe if it meant getting shemar moore in a marvel movie

i’ve been in a depressive episode since like late april but i cleaned my room, started laundry and unloaded the dishwasher:) i feel very proud even though i had to stay up until 4:30 am to complete it all:) now 12 hour sleep woohoo

i couldn’t have been in thunderbolts cause my dumb ass would’ve mid fight said “has anyone tried to kiss sentry? yknow to like distract him or something?”

did i just block someone for trying to explain to me that “john walker is actually REALLY likable”? yes! i did:) i think wyatt russell is really likable! i love hockey!:) do not speak to me about john

if i have to see this fuck ass mission impossible trailer one more time i’m going to lose my mind

new favorite thing: putting my industrial suspenders on with a fit that for sure doesn’t require it, sweatshirt sweatpants combo with suspenders goes HARD

need to rewatch twilight

shoutout to everyone born in june of 2002, ur parents were the real freak4freaks

god bless men with full pouty lips

Today is their day😍😍😍

what the fuck are pinkies even for

just begging for buck to listen to amy winehouse and sob in eddies bedroom pls

posted about buddie too much on tiktok now they put all my videos under review 😔

eddie feelings realization arc is just him watching the birdcage and out loud saying “am i robin williams in this situation?”

the realization that i don’t have to have a comforter or a top sheet has freed me

i need the opposite of a hearing aid, just something that turns everything down for a bit

if jesus turned out to be a white man with blue eyes and a weird birthmark i think i would have to re evaluate my life choices

feel the fire by peabo bryson is just begging to be used in 9-1-1, don’t tell me it wouldn’t be hilarious

trying to explain buddie lore to my mom and the only thing she keeps saying is “don’t call tommy a bitch! that is rude” she just doesn’t get it😔

i forget that religious ppl r like that all the time. gang shit

the context never matters, anytime i hear “fork found in kitchen” i cackle

i love when a movie is old enough that when i buy it on dvd they don’t have trailers or even a title screen it just immediately starts playing the opening credits 🩷💓

shoutout the one mexican guy that u can always find working at a sushi spot. u make me feel welcomed

yall don’t understand how much these silly firefighters mean to me oh fuck

fuck i love 9-1-1, i wish firefighters were real

3 different ppl complimented the cardigan i knit for the tyler concert😌 anyways i knew all the words to tron cat so public apology coming soon🙏🏾

would kill to hear hey jane performed as a duet

okay so maybe i’m too into 9-1-1 bc i started hyperventilating thinking about eddie not being in the show

sometimes ur just watching a movie and everything is all chill and then BOOM n word jumpscare like oh? u had to say it just then? r we sure?

rewatching the movies that formed my personality that i haven’t seen in a long time is a trip. anyways i rewatched juno so who knows what ill be like for the rest of the week

kinda sad i wasn’t alive to hear happy nation by ace of base in the club. i just know that shit went so hard

i will never understand the beef ppl had with eddies mustache, am i the only one who thought he looked hot???

what’s the best 911 episode and why is it oceans 911?

“he might be doing you but he’s thinking about me” is actually a crazy opening line to a song. esp a song called he’s mine, like girl u claim that fr?

Buck finally got the perfect couch but the people who make his house a home are no longer there

buddie edit to the jersey edit of epiphany (i’m leaving)

i don’t care about 911 don’t ask me about 911 i don’t want to talk about it im not talking about it

if flirting with my mutuals on social media was an olympic sport i would have only gold

next yt vid is either about peter parker or pepper potts either way i will be talking about a pp i love very much

need a dating app specifically for weird black people. i would do numbers on there

i’m just now understanding what god was trying to do with the whole flood thing. i say we get a sequel. now pls

man sometimes u just have to say fuck it. not literally but also sometimes literally. more so like “i don’t want to do this so no” or “i don’t like you” or “fuck you that parking job was perfectly fine”

need to bring back crazy party movies. if we’re doing a recession we’re doing it right

i posted a new youtube video!!

finished it:)

totally told myself i was gonna finish my sweater tonight and that was a LIE:)!

whoever thought “musical using only ABBA songs” i need to full on kiss you on the mouth