My new favorite Three Kingdoms guy is Sima Hui. He's good.

They say the best revenge is a life well lived, but that's unobtainable for most of us. The second best revenge is pushing them off a cliff.

My son made the Honor Band this week so I told him I would form an evil Dishonor band that he had to fight against

My Romance of Three Kingdoms fan art is going to be distressingly horny.

The Blade we got was good. But 90s Forrest Whitaker would have been a good Blade.

My favorite bit of Three Kingdoms trivia right now is that every new translation has a dumber and dumber name for the Yellow Turbans. Moss Roberts calls them the Yellow Scarves and the Penguin Classics translation calls them the Yellow Headband Rebels. I've also seen Yellow Caps used.

I'm writing a WW1 harem anime called Trenchi Muyo.

I need you to know that when I'm chanting USA USA I don't mean the government or the culture of the USA I just really like American animals like bison, possums and hellbender salamanders.

Man if you liked CCA because of the beautiful anime boys and space politics, I desperately need you to watch Legend of Galactic Heroes.

Sometimes I hear stuff about the founding fathers like "Thomas Jefferson taught himself Arabic" and I'm like in 1700s Virginia he could absolutely have gotten away with making up shit and nobody would be the wiser and in fact that's what I believe he did. Theres no fucking way that guy spoke Arabic.

If the fruit of the tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was so tempting and so delicious why hasn't LaCroix made it into a flavor yet?

We're a small independent RPG publishing company with an advertising budget large enough to follow you to literally every website you use. Help us fund our cozy mech TTRPG.

I read some of the first chapter of Romance of three kingdoms yesterday. Chinese omens are next level.

A magic schoolbus style RPG where the GM (teacher) takes the players (kids) on a dangerous magical field trip then makes them solve all the problems they encounter.

When New Woke fails can we go back to Woka Cola Classic?

Saves the day could never have predicted that the definition of dump truck would change.

Sports betting is dumb as hell. Get addicted to something cool like drugs or alcohol.

What game is gonna give me Megaman Legends vibes right now? I'd like something with a semi modern UI and controls but I'm open to emulation.

More like Pee Pee's Delivery Service.

Shampoo for my real friends and real poo for my sham friends.

When you're a kid you're afraid that your parents will find your horny drawings. When you're a parent you're afraid your kids will find your horny drawings. The life of the horny artist is like poetry.

Did you hear about the hot new romance novel? It's about two gay owls and it's called Hooted Rivalry.

Does everybody else keep acquiring health conditions that severely limit your diet or am I just lucky?

Dungeon Crawdad Carl. Is that anything?

Now that Scott Adams is dead have we considered letting the CW do a Dilbert but it's like the Riverdale version of Dilbert?

Why do we all assume Waldo is good and Odlaw is evil? Why is Waldo always hiding?

I'm writing A sci-fi novel that only uses He/him pronouns called "Mancillary Justice"

Brother you are gonna hate my game "You can be anything as long as it's no faster than a fairly quick human being."

New sport: reverse equestrian. You run an obstacle course carrying a mini horse.

Sky Cards by Flight Radar 24 is like Laser focused at my friend group.

Oh no! The places you'll go.

idea: a pokemon miniature skirmish game with a dexterity mechanic that involves flicking a d12 at a 'mon as if it were a pokeball. If the number showing on the D12 is greater than the number of inches the D12 is from the mon you cought it. If the D12 touches the model it's an auto fail

Holocene face with a Pleistocene booty.

I made this while running on an elliptical machine

Heated Rivalry: how does it compare to Legend of Galactic Heroes?

Every Issac Asimov book.

What ails me is tinnitus almost certainly exacerbated by live music. (I still love live music but I wish Teenage Me had worn earplugs.)

If you like Castlevania and live theater and all female productions I cannot recommend enough that you import a copy of "Castlevania Awakening in the Moonlight". I am enjoying it so much. I hope the Takarazuka Revue starts seeing a shitload of DVD sales in the US.

I just read the three most recently translated chapters of Moon Gundam and that book is wild as hell.

North Korea is leaving money on the table if they don't let somebody film a Mukbang Gangbang on Mount Kumgang.

For me the big Gundam Moment of the year was a weird one that only 6 other people shared with me. My friends from my Gundam Group and I finished the UC this year and to celebrate we rented a theater to watch G-saviour. Watching G-Saviour in a theater with your 6 best friends is peak Gundam viewing.

I played a small game of Voidfighter yesterday. It continues to rule.

My drag queen name is Marge L'anguage Model

Okay hear me out: A Male Keijo League.

Ultimate Muscle is already the best name for a franchise but you're telling me it's also got a guy named Dik-dik Van-dik?

Eye of the B-hole der

Wake Up Dead Man was pretty good.

Make it clap if you believe in fairies!

President Ronnie has been kidnapped by Ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to let them keep him?

The sin of Hubris was invented by loser priests to keep people like me, who are better than the god, in check.