Okay hear me out: A Male Keijo League.

Ultimate Muscle is already the best name for a franchise but you're telling me it's also got a guy named Dik-dik Van-dik?

Eye of the B-hole der

Wake Up Dead Man was pretty good.

Make it clap if you believe in fairies!

President Ronnie has been kidnapped by Ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to let them keep him?

The sin of Hubris was invented by loser priests to keep people like me, who are better than the god, in check.

Hear me out: "Legend of Galactic Heroes" but it's set in Atlanta.

Rumors of my supposed hotness have not been exaggerated.

Roguelike elements.

I'm not much of an Anime guy (I'm really a two-years-into-Gundam guy that's slowly becoming anime-curious) but like why were y'all keeping Legend of Galactic Heroes from me?

Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild: Alligators, Hellbenders, Common Snapping Turtles, Flamingos, Snakeheads, (Bonus animals) Sandhill Cranes Wild Horses

Man I only have like 10 accounts blocked on here and most of them are sexy lady bots. But I see "blocked post" or "replying to blocked account" all over the place on Bluesky and I figure there must be 2-3 assholes among my block list that are just putting in some real work.

I fully believe that aliens won't communicate with us until we get rid of capitalism.

In DC Comics there's a character named Snowflame who worships cocaine as his god. I want to write a comic where his religion starts taking off and the federal government has to recognize it.

Mega Man Legends was one of my favorite games growing up, but I never had an opportunity to play two. Thinking about playing one after getting used to modern controls really doesn't seem like a ton of fun. This post tells me I should probably track down two and see if they fixed the controls.

I've been reading the Marvel Super Heroes RPG from the 80s and I love it. I wanna make an RPG with an inscrutable universal resolution table.

The fact that the Hellraiser game is gonna be an FPS and not a remake of Intelligent Qube proves that there are only cowards left in game development.

I went to a retro toy convention then I spent like an hour outside today trying to get a picture of a C17 I knew would be flying around my town today. (I eventually got the picture.)

"Listen kid there's two things you don't know about the Earth. One is me, the other is Godzilla, and I'm all out of me." -- Roddy Piper if he started in Godzilla Final Wars.

I'm gonna put pineapple and ham in my spaghetti tonight. Will report back.

Pineapple should be in more Italian food, not less.

Old and busted: damsel in distress :: new hotness: Femboi in distress.

I drew some standees at work today. I like to imagine I'm making an all index card wargame sometimes.

Happy birthday Char Aznable. Your mommy issues were a planetary level threat.

"the bad guys have magic armor so the good guy has to go find the last magic gun" is not where I thought this book was going.

It's a lovely day on Phobos and you are a horrible marine.

There was a brief fire at the burlesque show tonight and I got blasted with a fire extinguisher. Crossing that off the bucket list.

Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?

Me: So if I kill somebody their soul goes to heaven, but if I go back in time and prevent them from being born their soul never exists right? The Pope: Who the fuck told you about double secret excommunication?!

My favorite part of this comic is that the Mayor clearly hasn't watched any new anime in 20 years. (He's just like me, thus relatable.)

I fell asleep one time in a meeting with the postmaster general so I can't criticize the guy too much here.

Hey Manga fans: what's the "Watchmen" of manga. Like what's a short contained manga that's so deep people debate its layers decades later? (Also what's the Doom Patrol of Manga, which is the same thing as above but horny and gay.)

I need somebody from Bandai to tell me that all the sexy Digimon are at least 35 years old.

Hamilton was initially presented to me as just some hip hop songs. Like I had no idea it was a Broadway Musical. And divorced from its context, let me tell you, It's not good hip hop.

This proposed pictogram for Nuclear Waste sites is kinda adorable.

Snagged the Halloween spot for Wargames Vault Deal of the Day for Sword Weirdos. $3!

We should Vania more types of buildings

According to the quick bit of research I just did there's only one strip club in America with a fully unionized staff? Now I know why I felt so dirty the one time I went to a strip club here in SC (it's a right to work state).

I bet whoever wrote Hot Cross Buns is fucking rich as hell.

I understand that when somebody says "X Celebrity is problematic" it's uncool to be like "I never liked X Celebrity!" But man the urge is there.

I'm gonna train myself to make horny art as a revolutionary act.

I have been part of a Gundam watch group for over two years. I've helped design patches, helped plan events, organized manga read-alongs and also watched every single bit of UC Gundam media. I just now realized I am part of a Fandom.

Keep kink in Toyotathon.

Friday morning the president announced his plan for the new ballroom: "I read the first 7/8ths of the Great Gatsby and I'm gonnna throw increasingly wild parties until I get to fuck my neighbors wife. People are saying it worked out for Gatsby."

This government shutdown is really affecting my Gundam DVD purchases.

Ozymandias II: The Rise of Gatsby.

My name is Ozymandias, King of kings: look up on my works, ye Mighty, and rejoice! Everything lasts forever when you're rich and powerful!" Then Ozymandias' statue did a sick kick flip off its pedestal and skateboarded away. 'Twas no statue after all! I wiped a single tear from my eye. Ozy was back!

The Queen Alien is included in the subset "space mommies"

Mad respect for Rita Repulsa.