Jerseys are fine, but you can't do gray pants with a powder blue jersey that has navy accents This is the problem with the Cowboys home uniforms--you've essentially got 3 shades of the same color in the uniform, and that doesn't work

Fortunately for us it turns out that Shaka’s buyout is just a copy of the complete works of Pablo Neruda

Hello, yes, I would like to uninstall the software update that made the coach of my team talk like a self help guru

I hate to be a dick about this but (1) He wasn’t healthy in 2025. (2) He said for months as he was rehabbing in the minors that his velocity would come back when he got on a major league mound. It never did. Great dude, love him, etc. Taking the QO means he knows he’s cooked.

I know this wasn’t the point but Dude stayed with her for 4 more years *after* he found out she was banging the “hiking the Appalachian Trail” guy?

I know time is undefeated and comes for us all but seeing one of our great posters reduced to explaining his nicknames in parentheticals … it’s hard to see, man.

TO: whoever FROM: me RE: Edmund Fitzgerald content I’m good

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

Did yall not finish the reading on how things went for Marie Antoinette after the “let them eat cake” thing

Woodruff is by all accounts a tremendous dude so I hope he gets the contract he's looking for, but I'm not sure what kind of market is going to exist for a 33 year old with a dead arm.

baseball, imho, is not good. it is instead bad.

Start the lockout now. Over this shit.

Obviously every episode is a must listen but this is my favorite one every season I know Curt’s “Ashby will get Cy Young votes” prediction is coming and it still draws a genuine LOL when I hear it again.

I feel like publicly talked about the dementia test you take every couple weeks is a sign of dementia

It’s never happening for any baseball team that’s been based in Seattle

It’s never going to happen.

A bummer of an ending but really impressive that a AAA team made it to the NLCS

Shockingly really good players are pretty impervious to Brewer Bullshit

It’s called the contact play because it PREVENTS you from winning Wait

I’ve got concerns about Miz but this was some Serious Big Boy Shit right there

When they try to come for Curt

The Brewers had 6 pitchers make a combined 130 starts this season. In total, those 6 pitchers made around $20MM in salary. The Dodgers paid Tyler Glasnow, who’s never made more than 22 starts in a single season and who made all of 18 this year, $32.5MM this season.

(dejectedly) sell the team, mark

Never wrong, sometimes early

WHAT DO WE WANT A salary cap with a series of escalating luxury tax penalties akin to what they have in the NBA WHEN DO WE WANT IT Now, but recognizing that’s not possible I guess in 2027

On the bright side at least the Brewers get to cite that awful at bat in Turang’s arbitration hearing

As I’ve been saying for years baseball needs a hard salary cap and the owners should lock the players out for as long as it takes to get one

SIGNORE

CACKLING

Listen if the pitcher gets to use those tendency cheat sheets now I think it’s only fair that we get to put the strobe effect on the ribbon boards so it’s harder for him to read

Two pitches for a ball that clearly would’ve been overturned to a strike with the challenge system If these are the good umps, how bad are the bad ones

The idea that the owners are going to have some Grinch-like “his heart grew 3 sizes that day” reaction and drop the demand for a salary cap if the Brewers win is hilarious

Would like to respectfully ask that we stop with the comparisons of this Brewer team to any prior Brewer playoff teams, but especially the 2011 Brewers. That team ruled. Great players and great personalities, and good starting pitching with Gallardo and Greinke (still too soon to talk about Marcum)

You will never lose money betting against the Brewers in the playoffs

Sac bunt down 3 to set up a lefty-lefty matchup Absolute braindead shit, the big guy is peerless

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I hope this is Murph’s “Kotsay in CF in game 3” moment but I think the big guy has much stupider stuff up his sleeve

Quinn Priester picked a really unfortunate day to remember he’s Quinn Priester

When the 18th amendment gets repealed

Murphy should be a legend and get himself run so Rickie can take over and save the day

I have never seen a pitch that buckled an umpire’s knees because he was so badly fooled, but MLB umpires are a special kind of terrible

I would like a new manager

Fearless prediction: Salomón Torres will throw more pitches in the Brewers postseason than Brandon Woodruff

If you want some solace, and this may be copium, it does appear this shit bombed.

Come for the Graham Mertz wearables discussion, stay for JR trying to explain one of the central conceits of LOST to Curt at 1:00am

The Brewers now have more wins (97) than any team in franchise history. Pocket pancakes. The Quinn Priester trade. The Andrew Vaughn trade. Miz arrives, all-star after five starts. Sweeping the Dodgers. Freddy Peralta. Brice Turang. Elvin Rodríguez? Nestor Cortes? Here's to you, 2025.

My version of radical acceptance w/r/t to the Brewers in the playoffs: They can be playing great going into October. They can be playing like shit. They can have great pitchers. They can have bad pitchers. They can be mostly healthy. They can have key guys hurt. They’re going to crash out regardless

This is a start but I want teams to get a few Angel Hernandez Memorial Mega-Challenges every season Like if ABS shows an umpire missed 5 strike-ball calls in the first 2 innings, a team can do a Mega-Challenge and have a new home plate umpire assigned for the rest of the game