at least she won't have to make it herself anymore

my island needs to be nuked

him doing that and then hitting that fuckass pose...

don't ever let me cook

ignore the fact that it's a horse, I can't fucking draw

good ol shitting and farting

1 hour retro tv loop let's fucking go

everytime I try to watch a youtube vid on discord, I always forget that ublock origin doesn't apply so I get jumpscared by a million ads, like genuinely how the fuck do people get by without adblock?

Pokemon Champions really makes me miss when Pokemon games actually had fun SINGLEPLAYER challenges. Like how the fuck did we go from a whole ass battle frontier to not even a battle tower in SV, and then gacha mechanics, constant online, and battle passes?

literally that one video of the old people at the casino mashing away at the slot machines

can't wait for this game to sell 4 copies

yeah sounds good guys

deadass like 99% of the people who played mario kart wii back when the official servers were still up typed their username like this

scamming the scammer

had a lady at work say to me "who turned up the gas prices?" and I literally just looked at her like

after playing retro rewind online for 15 minutes I can say without a doubt that you can make a mario kart wii mod called "mkwii but if you pick daisy or funky kong you get diarrhea irl" and people would still pick them exclusively

not enough room 💔

me: hasn't played the game in months the enemy team:

"I heard that, in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral"

gotta love local only multiplayer in the big 2026, dunno why I thought it would be any different lmao

you will stay as twitter and you will like it

I feel like "gatekeeping mods for games behind a discord server" is slowly turning into "gatekeeping mods for games behind ko-fi", like no bitch I do not want to put in my email to download a rom hack, put that shit on a forum or GitHub like a normal person!!!

recently picked up xenoblade chronicles 3 again after dropping it halfway through at launch, and the chapter 5 ending literally made me cry over a video game for the first time ever

dude hit the fruitiest pose ever but somehow still had three women going after him

newest splatoon 3 update is basically just "I love rewarding aggressive play styles but I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever add a deathmatch mode"

i peeked at twitter last night and saw that post along with someone defending them saying something along the lines of "I make more money from being on twitter", like man it's actually crazy how many artists just casually admit they're a sellout without an ounce of integrity.

oh my lord

Nintendo Has REMEMBERED Mario Kart World...

cant believe kirby air riders is transphobic

it just ain't the same bro

i fucking love sonic games

12 player animal crossing and STILL no mini games come the fuck ON nintendo

after a three day hunt

probably more than a few people out there that would be jealous of me for just randomly stumbling across this

game freak don't use furbait pokemon for the mega evolution tutorial challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

they called me the geometry king in college

occasionally I'll open up twitter and it's like honestly pathetic how badly people cling to that hellscape "waaah someone made a transphobic remark and twitter mods said it didn't violate the rules!!!" yeah cuz elon is a nazi and that should matter a hell of a lot more than bsky being "boring"

was on my phone, then looked up and saw this

first time I've seen a WUT tag in someone's name in like over three years and it's in fucking mario kart of all things

TOAD LOOK OUT

ice soup

my switch 2 is expected to come on Saturday but it's shipping through FedEx so that shit is definitely getting stolen lmao

"we limit media uploads from accounts that are new here" my account is 7 fucking years old, why are so many subreddits so allergic to people actually engaging with them?

birthday today :)

sometimes i wish these stupid steam points were like the gold points on the eshop cuz i'm literally never gonna use these

everyone says how much better the Gamecube Animal Crossing villagers are when they're rude, but I think they're even funnier when they're blatantly advertising Nintendo peripherals

out here living his best life

what if you wanted to look up something on a wiki but god said 502 Bad Gateway