Tonight on Nightwatch: This post is not the same on the other site.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Mysterious ball of fur turns out to be a cat.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Fireflies when you're having fun.

My girlfriend drew this amazing cat. I love the expression on its face.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Person tries to save money, realizes they can live without cheese but don't want to. 💵 🧀

Tonight on Nightwatch: Pirate with a heart of gold has a treasure chest.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Person wants everyone to be quiet while they eat raw fish, is shushy with sushi.

Tonight on Nightwatch: E.T. phone home but they would prefer he just text instead.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Person loses will to live, finds it in their coat pocket.

Gonna try the Harold game on stream a few minutes from now. twitch.tv/chatchito

Tonight on Nightwatch: You were right all along.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Person tries to be romantic for Valentine's Day but causes cuts and bleeding instead, forgot the point is to only throw the petal parts of roses on the bed. 🌹

Tonight on Nightwatch: Potatoes are a lifehack.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Anyone can interact

Tonight on Nightwatch: Art critic admires René Magritte's painting of a pipe while trying to drink from a picture of water.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Sleep I guess.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Witch does radio show, is broadcasting spells.

More Jusant in like 10 minutes. twitch.tv/chatchito

I like how last year some people were complaining about Kendrick's Super Bowl halftime show because they couldn't understand his rapping and this year it was in Spanish. 🤣

Tonight on Nightwatch: Hungry person gets excited overhearing that today is the Supper Bowl. 🍜

Streaming some more climbing in Jusant about an hour from now! twitch.tv/chatchito

Tonight on Nightwatch: Cheese is a divine invention, it is holy. 🧀 🙏🏻

Tonight on Nightwatch: Atheist doesn't believe in Godzilla.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Current events.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Local cat climbs on top of sleeping human, wakes them up with sheer attitude.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Whatever I can scrounge up.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Cheese has always been there for us.

Starting Jusant now! twitch.tv/chatchito

I'm either going to stream Jusant or Harold Halibut in like half an hour from now. Not sure which.

Tonight on Nightwatch: The Ugly Duckling goes back to visit family in the winter.

Tonight on Nightwatch: The first month of 2026 is finally over, just eleven more to go!

Tonight on Nightwatch: Local cat appears in way too high definition.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Quentin Tarantino releases his own condiment product, calls it Inglorious Mustards.

Mewgenics releases feb 10th! wishlist on steam today! www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8X4...

Tonight on Nightwatch: My phone is almost out of battery, I ain't got time for this.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Lighthearted comedy robot tells inoffensive jokes with a lamp in its chest.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Local pastry turns out to be a sleeping cat.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Canadian grows antlers while asleep, doctor explains it to them with "You snooze, you moose".

Tonight on Nightwatch: Yes, the current month is still January.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Concerned parent removes their child from English class after hearing they're teaching them pronouns in there.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Paul Thomas Anderson's latest film gets nominated for one Oscar after another.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Group of mice devour CEO after hearing them being referred to as "big cheese".

Tonight on Nightwatch: Movies are good. youtu.be/D4oED1q-R5Q?...

Tonight on Nightwatch: Poseidon has male children who put on different clothes as the year goes on and the weather gets colder, the sea sons change.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Horny guy goes to see 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, was expecting more boning.

Tonight on Nightwatch: A$AP Rocky takes advice from the title of his latest album, finally releases it.

This was a photo my girlfriend took while I was still asleep. Apparently Cookie has a habit of stealing her seat in the mornings.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Local cat starts day with coffee and porridge.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Disgusting person uses AI on photo to undress a salad.

Tonight on Nightwatch: You just missed it.