Cookie in her Brat tent 💚

Tonight on Nightwatch: Blurry photo of two cats demonstrating different sleeping styles on the same sofa.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Person receives jigsaw puzzle featuring oil paintings of cats as birthday present.

Crabby Birthday to me! My girlfriend got me these socks in honor of the #UnofficialCrabMonth2026.

Tonight on Nightwatch: New olds are old news.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Sad lack of representation at Summer Games Fest during #UnofficialCrabMonth2026.

Crabrooms #UnofficialCrabMonth2026

Tonight on Nightwatch: Local cat tries to fit in.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Chiropractor goes to see the Backrooms movie, is disappointed it wasn't what they were expecting.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Dangerous creature lurks in plastic cave.

A crab stamp for #UnofficialCrabMonth2026

Tonight on Nightwatch: Unofficial Crab Month 2026 is here, it's clear, get used to it.

Tonight on Nightwatch: A morsel of news.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Person prepares an ocean of footwear for their Japanese guests, misunderstood and thought they would like to eat some shoe sea.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Streamer plays sailing game, wants to turn off ocean blur.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Scientist with a farm grows meat in soil, makes ground beef.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Local cat is rumoured to have a secret twin.

STOP TELLING ME AI IS THE FUTURE OH MY GOD

Tonight on Nightwatch: Panda punches a ghost and eats it like bam, boo.

Oh my god... I just realized that the American way to write the date of my birthday in June is 6.7. SiX SeVeN

Tonight on Nightwatch: Tiger DJ is known to scratch.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Person turns off their game console while the auto save icon is displayed, their whole life goes downhill after that.

Went to see The Sheep Detectives and thought it was a fun romp. Also these damn sheep made me cry like three or four times. 😭

Tonight on Nightwatch: There's no rule in the book that says the book can't play basketball.

I was a tiger DJ at an event for the whole family today. There were a lot of k-pop requests and I tried to play many of them while still keeping the song selection varied.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Robots row boats.

Tonight on Nightwatch: If cheese can't solve it, maybe pizza can.

‘Fracture’ (The making of…) Oil and acrylic on canvas #painting #art #surrealism

Tonight on Nightwatch: Local cat fuses together with backpack.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Longtime fan of musician calls out negative review of their favorite, there is a clear bias.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Cookie the cat turns 8, has a happy birthday.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Moshi the cat enjoys the warm sunshine on soft cat carpet.

Tonight on Nightwatch: AGAIN.

"Iceman" is tragically Drake's most cohesive album in a decade, it's just that The Drake Grievance Hour is not a concept worth cohering around.

Drake trying to get Cole to battle Kendrick

It's a strange move from Drake after what he was called on Not Like Us to make his album cover a Michael Jackson reference, mention Dora the Explorer on a song and on another song repeatedly ask "Is this your first time?" to which a female voice answers "Yes." 🤔

Tonight on Nightwatch: Drake innovates on the concept of album bloat by not releasing an album full of filler, releases three instead.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Local cat sits confidently and comfortably on sofa at night.

Kirin J Callinan already made the best Eurovision song and it wasn't even a real Eurovision entry. Seriously though, it had been a while since I last heard this but I listened to it again in the shower recently and it is one hell of a ride. youtu.be/rvrZJ5C_Nwg?...

Tonight on Nightwatch: Gynecologist puts sign on their wall saying "No shirt, no shoes, no cervix".

Tonight on Nightwatch: Hot goth Ann twitching.

Tonight on Nightwatch: The moon is not made of cheese, cheese is made of the moon.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Person looks at paintings of junk food, gets hungry. youtu.be/QV0-M_0xn1o?...

Tonight on Nightwatch: Christopher Nolan apologizes for historical inaccuracies in The Odyssey, is especially sorry they couldn't show the cyclops how he really was back then.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Sheppard finds winning lottery ticket tucked in their sheep's wool through sheer luck.

Tonight on Nightwatch: Person gets mockingly called a "candyass", is worried their sweets smuggling operation has been discovered.

My second art exhibit was a year ago so I released a video tour of it. youtu.be/QV0-M_0xn1o?...