Ew. #fart #AI #neuralnetworks #funny

A text chain. 1st poster: If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either. 2nd poster: Wait-- whoa 3rd poster: [Original poster] woke up and chose logic today and [I don't know] how I feel about that

Yeah, that tracks. #funny #sentience #sentientbeings

Ikr? #funny #attorneys #attorneyatlaw

Imma be the second one. #funny #humor #enlightenment #findthehumor #unhinged

Yeah, I kinda get it, too. #funny #happyasaclam #clams #ignoranceisbliss

This reminds me of Louise on "Bob's Burgers". #kids #toys #splitting #Solomon #funny

#puns #Sunroof #sunroofcar #dog #doglife #funny

My cat says, "Same."

Oops.

I've upended a mesh wastebasket and filled it with milkweed. So why, pray tell, are they all huddled in one spot?!? Are they... are they maybe plotting something? Should I be worried? #monarchbutterflies #caterpillars #milkweed #growing #rearing

Instant karma! #instantkarma #rude #obnoxious #domainname #funny

#EmailAddress #typing #tvremote #tvremotecontrol #losingit #funny

#happyasaclam #funny

#Monarchs #caterpillars #milkweed

I feel ya, little dude. #frenchtoast #legos #working #schoollife

So tempting.... #leafblower #glitter #tinkerbell #funny

Same. #dragons #problemsolved #funny

And I'm *always* eating oreos. 💩 #cleaningtips #cleaning #resistanceisfutile #oreos #funny

😄 #GettingOld #oldpeopleproblems #stayoffmylawn #prunejuice #heatingpad #funny

Follow me for more household hints! #cats #changingthesheets #bedding #BeddingGoals #trapped #Wastebasket #funny

They will try to tell you, “Resistance is futile.” It is never so.

I understand this song way too well. 💔

#idonthaveacat #cat #funny

Been there. #thoughts #drifting #absentminded #funny #penguins

#boyfriend #significantother #cat #sleepover #funny

#cicada #coffeebreak #funny

😉💜😄 #NerdLife #Nerds #purplemath

#DoctorWho #bluebox #biggerontheinside #funny

We finally have Monarchs in the neighborhood! I've been checking the milkweeds every day, and today I found our first egg!

Awwww!! 🤩 #hummingbird #GroupName #flock #happy

💩 #BurnedOut #burnedoutmom #funny

🤦🏻‍♀️

Definitely! #cheese #birthstone #funny

#driving #speedlimit #funny

Well played, horse; well played. #horses #horselife #funny

Well, yeah.... #Pride #straightpride #parade #funny

#trust #gecko #funny

"Ever since I found out that spiders learn our daily routine, I haven't been the same. This just affirms my belief that they are the most polite and considerate insects. Always tucked away somewhere, pay rent by killing other bugs, and now you're telling me...." #spider #houseguest #loveit