Fun fact: I think this is hypoglycemia, of which I do not suffer

Anyway, in regards to this: Every 9 to 12 months I get this random thing, where every square inch of my skin is hypersensitive, chills, strained fetal position, pain... and then it disappears as quickly as it came on. So yeah. That just ended. Thank fuck Mr Man was asleep for all of that 😮‍💨

Super quick question: who has my voodoo doll, and what the hell did I ever do to you?

Okay, it's a gorgeous day out... But it's March ffs 🫩 I have to travel to our North region on Thu or Fri, and I checked the weather to make sure it wasn't going to snow... And the high is 75° 🥴 Also, I feel like I'm channeling the bitchy popular girls from middle school, wearing a pacifier 😅

I don't know how I feel about seeing a bill for, and I quote, "serviceman's orifice asst"

Meanwhile, in riveting news of the day: Fuck you, Colorado sales and use tax (and other types of taxes). Such fun, with a monthly filings 🥲 (I guess not really, I'm a sucker for a spreadsheet and a puzzle)

The problem with these "assume" posts, and to a similar extent those NGL posts... A) I never know what to ask or assume, and B) I don't tend to post them, because I just figure I'm boring enough that there's no point posting something that won't be interacted with?

Randoms: * At least Planarcadia is already 150% more interesting than Amphoreus * Borrowed some pins from my friend, so finally setting up craft stuff to start in the next day or two * Not horrible look, for ripping a scab out of my nose -- tired af of having dry nose, from travel weeks ago 🫩

Brb, learning this 😌✨

I like how on YouTube, you used to be able to skip an ad completely after 5 or 10 seconds. Now, you click skip and it just assumes you don't want to see that ad, but shows you another one for the remainder. It's not that I didn't want to see that specific ad, I don't want to see any fucking ads 🫩

Why yes, I am chillaxing with Mr. Man while feeding, and watching an old Misora Hibari TV special, thank you for asking 👶🍼🤓 😌

Hey, I'm a bit tired, how are you?

There has been, uh, much more bodily fluids on my floor and walls, etc, today than I would like there to have been 👶

Wait, is there some kind of award show on?

Oh geez, we're back in the realm of, every time you post something some spam page likes or reposts it... let me just spend the next week blocking 15 pages an hour 🫩

Also, I'm not at a point in my life where I want to "thrive in a dynamic work environment" or "work in a fast paced environment" or "play a pivotal role" in much of anything 🫩 Hire ya' damn staff to do a 40 hour a week job, and be a responsible employer, that's about it, folks.

Me looking at jobs: oh, that looks interesting, I'm 100% positive that I could do that The job: absolutely nothing that I have any experience in I mean, to be fair, as long as one puts in effort there is not tons that can't be done, but let's be practical... 🥴

My mom keeps mentioning that my aunt has commented that I "blocked" her on social media. Which I didn't, I just defriended her (like 10+ years ago lol) -- because she made a post about how there wouldn't be a problem at the southern border, if people were allowed to shoot on sight. 1/?

Fell asleep listening to a whole bunch of Annette Funicello, since we're aiming for kind of more peaceful / easy listening things to get Mr Man to sleep as well. So naturally I had dreams of having a mild beehive, because why not? 💁😌✨

QTP with an anime that has an awesome theme song 🎶

Hashtag first world problems, I guess... I have 45,002 songs on my playlist on my phone, and not a single one of them feels right at the moment 🥲

Meanwhile, have to decide if I'm going to drive or fly down to central Cali come spring -- need to visit þe olde homeland, since my dad's getting on and I want him to spend some time with his first grandkid 🥲 Driving: long but enjoyable Flying: closest is Oakland or SFO, so a bit of logistics

Still fighting a cold, btw, so a neck ache that just won't quit and holding back a slightly runny nose 🤧

Pretty lazy day in, staying out of the up to 50mph gusts that have been going on for 3-ish days (they've closed the highway outside town for parts of all three days, due to dust and low visibility) 😶 Anyway, applied to four jobs so far, maybe one more tonight. So, somewhat productive still 😌

What, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, the actual fuck?

Happy medium of nonsense TV on in the background while I found five jobs to apply to later today. Now: nap 🌈😴

Name four 10/10 video games! 🎮🙌🏻 (Bonus computer based ones, to show some love to some of my OG's)

Name four 10/10 video games! 🎮🙌🏻 (Four of many, these just came to mind first 😌)

I have a whole crazy long list of things that need doing (as in, I actually listed them out so I don't have a brain fart about any of them) 🧠 Currently have a pot pie getting all toasty in the oven, so... do I do some of the important things, or just be as lazy shit for a little bit?

Once again, sorry but not sorry. I mean, I feel like my posts on here went from an eclectic mix of interests and mild horniness, and then whiplashed over to baby things and being thrown up on. But that's life, hope y'all are okay with the ride, if not then I'm not offended 🫶✨

I just got thrown up on twice in rapid succession, how's all y'alls late night going? Poor guy 😢

Ok, that made it a great night -- finally an album drop 🙌

Will he (me) get any sleep tonight? Will he (me) stop looking like a tired pigeon? 🕊️ The world may never know!

Hey super quick, can someone please tell me why my brain decided to have a music hall song from the 1870s stuck in my head tonight? 'cause that's different...

Wacky clean-out-the-pantry style dinner, but still ate too much and in a torpor regretting my life decisions. Meanwhile, cuddle applications open 🫶

The whores persist, but so do I. Or something like that, right?

The problem of my life is that I have a sweet tooth, and I know it. I generally have pretty good self control when it comes to most things in life, so I don't tend to buy too much sweets. But when I do, I then get to judge myself as I inhale an entire bag of jelly beans in 20 minutes 🫩🙃

Apparently I forgot to eat today, so that's cute. After work / picking up Mr Man, but before viewing the condo I'm buying, got super light-headed. So after non-sexually deep-throating a Spam musubi and two pork spring rolls, feel much better. Now for dinner and chillaxing (and gaming quietly 🤫

Oh hey, going home and taking an hour and a half nap on my hour lunch was definitely the ticket, I feel a lot better 🥱 I have a feeling I'm getting a cold, and possibly Mr. Man is as well 🥺 Inevitable both in life and due to travel, new things, adjustments, etc, but still 🫩🥲

My mom: sending me a clip of Sister Rosetta Tharpe. Girl, I have her discography, calm yourself.

Did I enter some alternate dimension? There's so much ass on my feed here, I had to check that I'm not on my alt or something. Something must be in the BlueSky water for hump day, y'all 😶

Throwback vibe for the night:

Hey, quick question: what the fuck are you talking about?

Last minute reminder, if anyone was secretly holding out to let me know they wanted to be a sugar daddy so I don't have to return to the office tomorrow, now's the time ✨

I guess I can clean up halfway decent when I give it half a thought? 🤷

Hashtag beard problems, when you trim your beard, and for the next day or two afterwards you're in danger of getting a legitimate splinter from your beards stubble being so sharp. This is based on a true story 🥲

Hashtag exhausted pigeon status

Anyway, in more normal things... Last day before back to the office (and solo, with daycare in the mix 🥲) so focusing on errands, light gaming, adult-oriented things, probable job search, etc. Might make onigiri for the next few days 🍘 (I know that's senbei, so sue me) So much fun adulting 😌✨🌈

I tend to dislike when people only care about something once it affects them, and this isn't specifically that... I always knew it to be the case, but it just stands out more. Just that the Western (US) obsession with being in the office taking precedence over everything else is... just exhausting 🫩