Late night feeding, and accidentally (👀) stayed up a bit after to decompress and game a bit - still working through Elliot, etc. Anyway, I have mixed feelings about the weekend... Fuck yes it's a 3-day, but it also sounded like a war zone as I was going to bed. Spoken word vibe for back to bed:

Brb, falling asleep at 9pm 🥱🧓 Anyway, drifting off vibe for the night:

Wait, why is everyone all of a sudden posting their twink eras? I mean, that's great, I just don't know where the trend came from 🤔

My mom's telling me to stop being bitchy? Ma'am, I came home to a broken window in a new apt (landscaper's fault), you explaining 500 things to me like a spastic puppy, you unpacked boxes that I told you were donations, and a baby's screaming when he usually doesn't. I'm tired not bitchy, yo.

Since starting this job, I have had to type the words "iron nipples" way too many times. In case you were wondering.

Finally put up my normal shower head, instead of that weak-ass one that comes with the unit 🫦

Good morning, phone weirdos 🥱 Slept through the night and it's this week's Friday, so let's go get this done and then come up with a plan to avoid the psychotic nationalists this weekend 💪😌✨

Friendly reminder that this exists (watch with translated subtitles, yo):

You know what one of my favorite things about the base concept of this app is? If you have to put it in the background and come back to it later, the gd feed doesn't refresh, so you can know where you were on your scroll 🙌

Switch up of vibes:

Vibe for the playlist this afternoon -- fun fact, my great aunt ran an inn that was in the family, literally with a straight on view of Haystack rock, until she died recently:

I engaged, just for shits and giggles -- bro sent me a pic with duck lips and broccoli hair 😆

Pro-tip on how to not look like a douche: don't be tossing a baseball up and down at your desk in a gd office building 🫪

Past post aside, this account has been getting a bit more racy on the flirty side lately, so going to try to dial that back to regular again. If the need arises I'll make an alt, but I don't tlneed things mixed, with how life is these days 😌✨

I mean I guess yay confidence?

Drifting off -- while I don't have tons of experience with a range of anime, I will always and forever believe this is the best theme, case closed, no feedback thanks 😌

Btw, petitioning to make it illegal to be hot and in a cutoff tee and backwards ball cap in a 100 ft radius of me, just because today was NOT the thing 🥴

If I'm not in the closest ring of the skirkle, I'm not bothering enough to browse to see if I'm elsewhere. But that's just because I'm lazy. And since I'm not in anyone's inner ring (😏), I just skip those posts haha

Still running around today, although I think I'm hitting a wall, need to sleep for ~4 weeks, please. Anyway, getting whiplash from the temperature swings: 95° last Wednesday 45° and raining yesterday, 80°+ today 🫩 Also, jfc not exaggerating, in that every gd guy I see out today is way too hot 🥵

In a pretty foul mood this morning, so that's fun. Lort save us from parents that don't fucking listen 🫩

I like how Amazon is basically heading into the "Wish dot com but pricier and with a global multi-billion dollar corporate machine behind it" territory. Like, wtf are these flash deals and all that bullshit, it's just tchotchkes and nonsense?

Well folks, the move done be moved. Tired af, not least because I didn't sleep well last night (kudos to my mom, who apparently is whatever the opposite of a baby whisperer is 🙃) I think I've lost 5 lbs in the last week, taking all those stairs, boxes, what not. Final walkthrough tomorrow ✌️

I think I'll miss you most of all, mantis who died at the top of the wall of the breezeway two years ago when I moved in 🥺

You know what they say, a stitch in time saves a penny earned, and if you teach a man to have a bird in the hand then the early bird gets the worm. Or something like that.

This meeting could have been a fist fight.

Vibe for powering through the day, but I'd like one sleep please:

I mean, they should really move pride month to August, since pride cometh before the fall. But what do I know 🤷

I'm sorry, coffee shop near me... I just don't trust a product called "chocolate plunge"...

Thank y'all for humoring my shit-post replying while I stand around and 20-somethings move my furniture 😌✨✌️

Nice day for furniture movers ☠️ ✌️

Anyway, music to drift off to -- g'night, phone weirdos ✌️

Chat, I used the distraction of today to sneak in a belated birthday text to one of my throuple exes, so I wouldn't dwell on whether I got a decent response or not. Follow me for more life advice (but don't, really, I don't want the latent responsibility) 😌✌️

What’s it like inside your head?

Well fuck me, that was a day. My dogs will be barking tomorrow for sure, and my hands already hurt from all the boxes carried down stairs. Guesstimate of about 50+ trips up / down. But all boxes and everything except furniture and needs for the morning, done ✔️ Furniture movers in the morning 😌

Cranking the vibe for the last moving day push, so loud that I'm a certified public nuisance and my ears bleed (positive) 😌✨:

My neck My back My headache And I want a snack ---------- (Still a work in progress)

Saw entire flats of strawberries being sold today for $12, but... I have nothing I need to do with that many strawberries, and also I'm moving so no time to figure it out 🥲

Been a fuck of a long day, paired with occasional babysitting of a strong willed mother as well. Need to replace the horn in my car, but they have to special order it. Moved plenty, only a bit more to go (but it's scattered and needs to be boxed up tomorrow) Take out for le dinner 😮‍💨😌✨

Me: *Explains to my mom the baby's schedule while putting him down for morning nap* Mom: *2 mins after getting him down, sneezes super loudly 3 ft away from him, and then rifles through her bag loudly to set up her computer* Also mom: Now, why did he wake up? 🥺 🫪🫩

I'mma need everyone to take it down about 3 notches, please and thanks.

Chaotic good chosen by the playlist, to rock me through the Friday workday funday:

Why yes, I am a massive dork and splurged to treat myself to a book I've been eyeballing for years, since it's for a very specific language that I'm interested in that has very few other resources, even though the base language it teaches from is French😌 Should be delivered today, and I'm excited🫪

Love how, when I took my last few days off I got all my work done ahead and didn't have my coworker do anything of mine while I was out. He's out one day and is like, can you do my whole job for the day in addition to yours thanksbye?

Brb, actively muting media pages that wish happy birthday to celebrities. Out of all things that are just there for engagement bait, that's pretty high on the list of hard passes.

Blasting the vibe for the afternoon:

Also, please send your condolences... My mom is visiting starting tomorrow, so I won't be able to squeeze in even my usual 20 mins of gaming while Mr Man is napping 🥺

My legs are not loving me for the 4,000 trips up and down stairs this week, for le moving. Got MOST of the boxes done, probably another carload and a half to go. Then have to get all the misc bullshit packed and then furniture moves on Monday 😮‍💨😪

Therefore, vibe for the morning 😌✨

I slept for 9 hours last night. Everyone clap for Mr Man and me 👏