Jupiter says trans rights

People have been speculating this is the case for years, ever since the David Niven Casino Royale. I'm honestly shocked that Horowitz doesn't know it.

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

Took the kids to the Empire State Building. They handled the ensuing giant gorilla attack with aplomb and equanimity. #kingkong #empirestatebuilding #dadlife

It’s wild how having one-quarter of the people in our house gone equates to running the dishwasher half as much. 🤔

This is my shocked face. 😐

I am seeing some folks (some of whom I respect!) trying to explain that the Senate cave-in is not actually a cave-in. That it's actually a smart chess move. But. If this was a good move, there'd've been more than the minimum behind it. If this was a good move, the Dems would be singing it from 1/

Yep.

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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Oh, well, then that's different. We all know that, like the Lannisters, a MAGA always repays his debts.

I fear, Senator, that you keep saying these things in public because in private they fall on deaf ears. If you want to stand up to the tyrant, first you need to stand up to your own party and demand effective leadership. Lead the way, sir -- remove Schumer and fight for American democracy.

"Somehow they didn't anticipate the outrage" My god, these people really are just the dumbest, most feckless spooge-dumps on the planet, aren't they?

I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing Americans that sitting out an election was a strong moral stance.

Any Democrat who folds is in their last term before they are ousted in the next primary. There is no spin, there is no rationalization, there is no apology that will save their careers.

Called Booker, one of my senators. The rest of you should call yours. Yes, it’s ridiculous that we have to remind them what’s at stake and how to do their jobs, but that’s the world we’re in right now.

Elected Dems think it’s their job to end the shutdown. That’s not their job. Their job is to defeat fascism. That’s it.

Just called @booker.senate.gov. I truly cannot believe that we have to do this over and over, calling these people to beg, scream, and cajole into doing the blatantly fucking obvious.

Closest I can come to this is "You Killed Wesley Payne" by @seanbeaudoin.bsky.social

RFK Jr.: Hmm. How can I stop this?

FYI: Gutting SNAP benefits is outlined in Chapter 10 of Project 2025. Remember, this is all by design. ALL OF IT.

That's three cats.

Post you from a different era. 1989. Bruce Springsteen wore a bolo tie…so I did, too.

That @chrismurphyct.bsky.social feels the need to say this in public makes me VERY concerned that it’s falling on deaf ears in private.

From now on, anytime the media questions a Democrat’s grasp on facts, the only response should be a clip of Trump babbling and the question “And how did your newsroom cover THAT?”

Maybe the second time will stick.

If those thunder-brains in Texas are suing Roblox for "pedophilia," this tells me in no uncertain terms that the REAL pedo action is somewhere else entirely.

I have a new shero.

Waiting to see how MAGA will blame this on Mamdani...

I am chuffed at @mikiesherrill.bsky.social's win last night, but these numbers make me ill. How the hell do we get through to these white people who keep voting for the worst of all possible worlds? Ugh. It makes me sick that my race/gender cohort is so blinkered and so abjectly stupid.

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Mike Johnson out here making the case for Dems in 2026!

You know, I remember feeling really good after election night in 2018, too. And 2020. The issue -- as always -- is FOLLOWTHROUGH. Obstruct. Indict. Prosecute. If that glorious day ever comes when Dems control the WH and Senate again, several SCOTUS justices need to be impeached and replaced. 1/2

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How does he know this? I thought Mike didn't watch the news.

My son just now: "I can't believe I'm a big third grader now." Pause. "I feel like a new man!"

It's so gratifying to see my adopted state buck its usual tradition of alternating parties in Trenton. We need a long, sustained run of Dems in office if we're going to accomplish and reify anything.

I've updated my Mac to 26.1. I usually wait a little longer to update my writin' machine, but I needed to be able to use Universal Control with my already-updated iPad. My verdict? All of these rounded-corner windows are stupid.

Democrats need to be out in force pinning this on Trump. They need to understand the new rule: Anything that happens that's bad is HIS fault and he needs to be slammed for it. Relentlessly.

So...my microwave started running when I opened the door. I didn't even know that was possible! I feel as though perhaps the burst of radiation I received may FINALLY cause my superpowers to kick in. 🤞

Me: Siri, remind me to get a toner cartridge today at noon. Siri:

My financial advisor called and left a voicemail to the effect that as we close in on the end of the year, our accounts are doing terrific and everything is up, and as I look around at the national landscape, this is just one more sign of how divorced from reality our financial institutions are.

Cancel your subscription to The New Yorker. Stop visiting Ars Technica. No more Bon Appetite or Wired or GQ or Glamour. Give them the Disney treatment and see how they like it.

Hmm... Kimberly-Clark out here tryin' to corner the autism market...

This is what happens when you try to sucks at the MAGA teat, Target. My family used to spend thousands of dollars a year at Target. Not a *penny* since they bent the knee.

My financial advisor called and left a voicemail to the effect that as we close in on the end of the year, our accounts are doing terrific and everything is up, and as I look around at the national landscape, this is just one more sign of how divorced from reality our financial institutions are.

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif