using a robold to detect dragons because its tail starts involuntarily wagging when its pointed at a dragon, even if it cannot see it

After a quick iteration and some advice, I nailed down a design I like to two models: Corp and Retail. The former is for corporations and the latter is for mass use. #kobold #robot #drone #art

It's been a while since I've drawn anything robotic and I was inspired by a talk in a Discord server to design robotic kobold drones. Not the final design, just a rough iteration #sketch #kobold #drone #robot #art

This one is a bit aimed, the central mainframe calling you a very good unit for being nice and still on your first bootup

Robot girl struggling to parse her boot status screen because her language database hasn't been loaded yet.

Heartbreaking: trans woman going to stretch her wings remembers that her current body doesn't have wings.

Its wild that we have to game our own neurodivergency autism and dysphoria to bathe, we absolutely hate seeing ourself in a mirror, but you know what we hate even more, feeling facial hair on our HUMAN FACE AAAAAA. and it works, it genuinely works. also we can just not have a bathroom mirror one day

Why do suburbs even exist? they have all the worst aspects of rural and urban living and none of the benefits. at least American suburbs are like this and its sucks.

Am having a strong itching to dive back into total war games with lord of the rings total conversion mods, but like we only have 1 that has one and its a physical copy that we are pretty sure is incompatible with linux

Since Anxiety Fox is an arctic fox, they also have a summer coat! Don't laugh at them too much, okay?

oh we want to clarify, a PLUSHIE invoked massive damage rules against a wolf this session today, A PLUSHIE. live response from the player is ":3"

"for the TrueScales, for King Merlokrep!" yells Gurtlekep, as it almost one shots the party's bard with a thrown sneak attack knife from behind.

never thought we'd see the day where we would have to invoke massive damage rules. but todays that day, a wolf was turned to mist

heeeheeee, the party has encountered the fact that the unkillable zombie kobold they encountered in the last session is in fact, ACTUALLY unkillable :D

"Gosh its already friday? I gotta get down from here then" says person on ladder :P

Appreciate a dragon daaaaay rawwwrrrrkfkgkd

It truly takes a master class in writing composing design and directing, to make 9 people walking past a rock feel like a truly monumental moment.

Oh, good morning! I wasn't expecting to see you up so early. Would you like some tea? 🧡 Absolutely gorgeous piece from @lilnoodledragon.bsky.social! You should absolutely get art from her too, she is so sweet and nice to work with and I mean, just look at this one! <3

Fjgjjsnnsm reached a new level of weird, we saw a succulent and our first thought was "ooo little baby"

We wonder how many robot furs had a profound awakening at portal 2 coop

Fgjfojgjag we have been vocal stimming with music motifs from the middle earth series of movies.

Just finished watching the hobbit trilogy and what do you mean its 8 pm already? it was like 10 am when we started D:

THE BIG REVEAL AFTER 8 SESSIONS MY MUTE CHARACTER IN MY FABULA ULTIMA GAME IS ACTUALLY COHABITATING THEIR BODY WITH A TYPE OF MAGICAL ENTITY THAT 2 PARTY MEMBERS HAVE VERY DIFFERENT INTERACTIONS WITH AND OPINONS ON AHAHAHAHAHA

casual reminder that a level 1 alchemist in pf2e can create magical hrt, and by level 6 they can make super magical hrt

Therian issue, having a desire to do something thst your body physically cannot do

We will probably delete this when we wake up, but how much would you think it would annoy saruon if someone decided to wear The One Ring, on their toe instead of their finger?

neurodergvergent

Time to be absolutely paralyzed with an inability to do anything until a package we have to sign for arrives xvx

Mantises are easily the sassiest of insects

Congrats: You are sent to the bug planet.

If we go missing for an entire weekend, here is why. A Christmas and birthday gift to ourself.

Our favorite and dumbest world building decision we have ever made involving our little world setting where oops portal to magical world opens on earth, is that due to the introduction of magic to computer technology, Half Life 3 is a released game.

awa a wawa awawawa wa wa awawa

Still pondering about this as just also a general usage wireless earbud kinda deal?

The anxiety wizard! Cloak, weighted. Hat, contains integrated noise canceling. Staff, has squishy grip.

Our parents sent us a 4 pound weighted hoodie, it is very comfy and may become a daily wear in the house

Gosh we should increase the number of variants of serperior that we have been depicted as.

If kazoo is for dramatic action scene joke covers, and accordion for dramatic wide shot songs. And recorder for romantic joke songs... what's the joke instrument for horror scores? And if there isn't one may we suggest slide whistle somehow.

The moment you realize the main sentient species of your personal world building project would be considered mega fauna on earth. And the shortest sentient species has heights on par with humans... Oops :3

Been playing more than our fair share of the demo for half sword lately, and we love how a good knock to the head by a mace, even through a helmet, if it doesnt just straight up end the fight, makes your enemy flounder around for a fair bit

Gosh, airplanes are SO creature coded...

Us, an incredibly mature person glancing at a box of popcorn with the phrase "blasto butter" on it: "hehe blasto butt"

Have you consider, that Serperior is in fact, a tube of grass. Grass tube, a pompous vine, an absolute cylindrical foliage. Gosh we love serperior

Ngl the fact that GUI can sound like gooey, has had us imagine like a GUI goo vat that needs to be refilled, and like the the entire user interface is a bit squishy translucent and well gooey.

Remoting into your robot significant other to take over it's job for a bit so it can calm down after getting overstimulated by watching all of the LOTR movies at 4x speed in the background.

dm note ac 17 with a hardness of 9 is nasty at level 1, even for 5 peeps

in session zero, players vs the ANGRIEST CAST IRON POT EVER we have entered round 2, it has chomped down on the head of the summoners summon and it refuses to let go, so far it has not taken damage

EEEEE session zero of my crown of kobold king campign is in 2 hours! we cannot wait for it to get started.

Remember dungeon masters out there, its fun to give your players a colour based puzzle in an unlit space when they all have darkvision especially if your system says darkvision doesnt have colour :D

Ya know we are quite happy with our knowledge level being at the right level to know when we are nearing being in over our head on some things