He's admitting everything but inserting "Sleepy Joe" into all the situations he knows he's guilty of.

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"Goodnight . . . and good luck, motherfuckers" - Dave

I bet they'll have a harder time keeping the human shit off than the bird shit. Don'tchu worry 🤣

Honestly? I got some old drug charges and some traffic stuff in my past. Pretty sure I been a dirtbag to enough people that they'd lie to ruin any good rep I had left . . . . So it probably ain't me either.

I dated a girl in high school who was a "devoted" Southern Baptist Christian. She has held strong to that faith even into adulthood, and she once confronted me for not believing. I'll never forget it . . . Her: If God isn't real, and evolution is, why don't monkeys still give birth to humans? Me:

* Except maybe 70 million more idiots who also think he's a genius . . . who also think they're "purdy smart to" . . . that also happen to own more guns than they got fingers . . . who also think he'll save them from punishment? Them fuckers is dangerous.

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You forgot "red hot & fiery"

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Me at the Met Gala tonight

How big? 😮

@rockstargames.com I really hope this isn't true . . .

We already do this

#I'llHelp spread it, and if YOU see this, YOU should spread it too. Help keep @mayoubhappy.bsky.social from being considered spam. 😛

They might know each other 🙄

I'm sooooooooooo tired of living . . . in this fucked up, backwards-ass, goddamn version of America where lies are truth, greed is okay and cruelty is entertainment.

Somebody stylin' in them lemon peppa steppas!! Daaaaayum!!

I been high all fuckin day . . . Do-Dah, Do-Dah . . . I . . . I was . . . I Uhhhhhhhh . . . What was I singing?

Me during Halloween . . .

Why is he touching a sleeping Jeff Bridges?

Nobody wants to live in a neighborhood with Dale Partridge. -Seems like a douche -Has no culture -Has shit values -Displays cult like behavior Racists deserve solitude.

No, Robert. What we're experiencing is called a death SPIRAL. You're welcome.

Tucker late to that conclusion, ain't he?

Yup. Same way I got there too.

Early prediction: Avengers Doomsday Dr Strange will have found, in his multi-verse adventures, who he thinks is Tony Stark, but is really Victor Von Doom. I think this will be how Dr Doom is introduced to our MCU. He may even win over Spider-Man because of Peter's need for familiarity right now.

I'm up now 2026

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Can someone inform Congress?

The President of the United States is a rapist. Fact, not opinion.

Rob Schneider, now too old to serve (and never enlisted to serve when he could've) is advocating for the U.S. to reinstate the draft. I'm advocating for Rob Schneider to stop making people listen to his opinions. His acting was horrible enough.

No longer gonna carry cash regularly. Not gonna carry shit emblazoned with Tronald Dump's name on it. I'll use older cash. I'll use cards. I'll use Apple Pay.

Gotta get Citizens United vs FEC overturned, and it helps all republicans and most democrats get 1) elected and 2) wealthy. It'll never get overturned when the courts are owned by greed and power hungry people.

I'm gonna be cremated, and then my ashes will go into an urn with my best buddies. The urn is to look like Billy the Kid's gravestone, but have my name, Lex & Peggy on it. It'll have our "end" dates under each name. The word "PALS" is to be etched into it after I'm gone and we are all together.

You gotta admit, this is very conflicting . . . . On one hand, we all wanna see the evidence. See him convicted and pulled from power. On the other, I don't wanna see a child be harmed. Not by him. Not by anyone.

Nothing says that we have to watch state media. Turn it off.

Massie goes full beast mode today. Gets on the house floor, shreds the DOJ and starts naming names from the Epstein files.

There is a disinformation attack directed at you right now centered around Pam Bondi. They are setting you up.

Send that orange motherfucker straight to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Then make the supporters leave, and immediately remind them that they will now be immigrants in a foreign country. Wish for them the same life, AS an immigrant, that they wanted for migrants living here today.