he returned from the jungle… to talk about his corvette

autocrats for thousands of years have been able to keep a pristine blue pool in front of their palace im so glad that the american autocracy is so damned incompetent

is it just me, or have we been losing a lot more military aircraft than normal, not even counting those from hostile fire?

when i realized i was trans, i asked my genes what happened all they had to say was “SRY” at least they can apologize

i mean, the economy must be in good shape if we’re turning out trillionaires now, right? right?

you are now breathing manually and are aware of the position of your tongue in your mouth

im teaching him basic or trying to

i watched the first two episodes of star city yesterday and spent all night dreaming that i was evading the stasi. including, apparently, on a flying couch?

hes gotta catch jumpman

ebikes and whippits: boston keepin it classy as ever

gotta look out for them transgender extremists. they will literally meow and uwu you to death.

its a feature not a bug

pig eye vs trump eye

more blustering from panicked fascists who know theyre losing, or is a shoe about to drop?

the downside to vinyl records becomes apparent when its time to flip the record but kitty has been listening from your lap

Proposed changes to ATF regulations would require declaring “biological sex” on ATF forms (like applying for a firearms license). This will absolutely be used to restrict trans Americans’ right to bear arms. Either you “lied” about your sex, or the sex you selected doesn’t match your state docs.

sweet dreams

called out?

me in 2001: maaaan i really wish i had an lcd monitor me in 2026: 🤔

2+2=5 type shit

at least youve got the entire johnson space center running tech support

china should do a surprise moon landing before we manage to do so with artemis iv a new space race with its eyes set on mars would be unambiguously good for the world rn

did someone say splashdown?

trump doing wartime geopolitics like i talk to my cat when he starts scratching at the window screen

lets have a war to distract from epstein shit lets talk about epstein to distract from the war

the benefit of not telling anyone why youre having a war is that you can claim victory by whatever metric avails itself

oil wars are out, holy wars are in

people told me i was brave for getting bottom surgery. but they were wrong. it doesnt take bravery, it takes balls.

Artemis II has gone LOS behind the moon. I started crying my eyes out watching the live feed of the two crescents and Orion as Earth set over the lunar horizon.

a story of two live streams

shit has been hard america has been shit going back to the moon, that actually matters one more, for all mankind to look back upon our pale blue dot

Boston showed the fuck up to say #NoKings

almost forgot to make a #marchintosh post! just a few of my faves: - g5 quad - 12” powerbook g4 - powerbook 1400c running a g3/466 accelerator - mac classic ii running on a bluescsi

meanwhile, bernie

its not a war, its an…

bark at the moon cover but its meow at the wall

“ai” is a bubble much like the dot com boom was the socio-economic hype bubble will burst, but the tools and slop alike are here to stay

tfw you used all your claude tokens, so now you get to hand code in thousand line monolithic manifestos

AMERICA HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS WOKE POKEMON IDEOLOGY!! REAL PATRIOTS KNOW THAT THERE ARE ONLY 151 POKEMON THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!! DJT

this is what happens when you ask me for car buying advice and are considering a couple year old audi q-whatever crossover thingy im going to be a useless car nerd

As it turned out Trump was actually Bored of Peace.

“Operation Epic Fury” is about the naming I’d expect from a government for, by and of immature chuds

Mamdani has found the key to DJT’s heart: real estate development

heres my sotu bingo card

im playing cyberpunk with a massive 180gb modlist with lots of random doodads but the one that makes alt cunningham trans realy caught me off guard lmfao i searched the list and sure enough found a mod called “alt cockingham”

i softlocked my fallout new vegas playthrough and was using chat gpt to help me debug it accused me of robot genocide

people thought i was crazy spending $600 on 4x48gb DDR5 ram a year ago jokes on you now, foos

proper anti-piracy drm was a bit tricky to implement in the 90s, so the industry had to rely on anti-piracy hip hop