Woohoo, 1k game of 40k tomorrow. It's not against the Tyranid boyo with his Norm Emissary, because he'll still be at school. Is this where I'll turn away from the imperial forces with their Adeptus Gigachad...ehrm...Custodes and fall for Chaos again? Something, something, blood for the Blood God!!

Yesterday I played 1k vs. Tyranids, again. Had to deal with a Norn Emissary in a 1k game, again. This is my "How the duck can I kill this thing with infantry?" look. The answer was Trajann Valores, Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes aka Giga-Chad 🙏

Switched the eye color on my Corpus Brethren from red to green and I like it so much better. I also reduced the amount of colors in my color scheme (no more gold and Death Metal) to make it less overloaded.

Finally put this dude together. Gonna let him dry over night and do some last highlights tomorrow. But hey, that's my 2nd Primarch almost done. Still got Bae'lakor (even though he's not a Primarch), Morty, Pretty Boy, Lion and Bobby-G on my list. Also hoping for Russ coming out at the end of 10th 🤞

Only 1 week left, until I can play with my stupid, little war dollies, again 😌👌 Time to test my Helbrute and my kitbashed Slaughterbound. Blood for the Blood God!!!

Woohoo, got a 1k game of W40k in two weeks! My opponent: "I'm new, so my turns might take a little longer" Me: "Yeah, cool, this is my first non-CP game in about a year, so we're cool" GW-dude: "Also, he's playing World Eaters. His turns are quite short, so you'll have more time for yours"

Building a Commander deck: 1. Pick a commander 2. Pick a theme 3. Throw all the cool cards in one big list 4. Realize halfway through that you also need lands, add a bunch of lands 5. Throw more cards in 6. Cut down to 100 cards, cause you're somewhere between 110 and 130 cards 🙈 Every. Damn. Time.

So, @beaureography.bsky.social's LGS has a monthly painting competition for fun and some store credit. Since I'll be in town this week I quickly painted up this lil dude over 3 days. Since this month's motto is "as colorful as possible" for Pride, why not turn a Berzerker into a Bi-zerker 😁

Warhammer head canon: Noise Marine are blasting Lady Gaga songs at full volume, until your brain melts from all the "Ra-gaga"

That feeling when you have the day off, hit the gym in the morning and later visit the local Warhammer store for some shadow boxing (playing World Eaters) 😌👌

Looking at the new #MtG set I really wanna build a Grixis deck around those Guttersnipe tokens. But who's gonna be my Commander? 🤔 The new Good Stuff Guy, the OG Wizard Eminence Queen or the Flashback in the Command Zone Lady? 🤔

I just had a MtG boomer moment, when I realized that Black Lotus was only worth ~2.5k when I started playing 🙈😂

*heavy breathing*

Painting the first of my Corpus Brethren and I had a little White Scars moment while painting the red eyes. Painting anything red on a model with white armor is not fun, y'all...🙈😂

Man, it's been about 4 months since I've been to the gym (not counting physiotherapy) and even though I'm wearing an oversized hoodie to hide the 4-month-break, it feels so good to be back 😌👌

Ok, but what if I took a Kroot model, some parts from the Aeldari and Drukhari... ... ... ... ...and kitbashed something that might look like Garrus Vakarian? 🤔

Damn, we just finished a DnD campaign after exactly 4 years and 4 months. This was such a wild ride and even though it was a memegrinder (a very meme-y meatgrinder), my characters got their epilogues.

With the Army Set and the Combat Patrol for Emperor's Children both looking really amazing, I'll probably sell most of my Ynnari stuff for ECs, cause I can't play the Space Elves the way I wanted to play them, anymore. It's kinda fitting: Aeldari fucked (up), so now it's Slaanesh...

Me: "It took me so long to finally start painting Angron, because big demon, scary paintjob, much room for mistakes" Also me: "What if I also painted Be'lakor, Mortarion, Magnus and, once he's released, Fulgrim?"

Sloooowly getting somewhere with those banana boats

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GUDEs, neues Jahr 🎉

Started building my Warhammer backlog, so those little shits can sit there and judge me with their stupid, grey eyes, so maybe I'll actually paint them.... Up first: The Helbrute for my World Eaters army. Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!

I'm making good progress with my Custodes so of course I spend the last two evenings building the Fellgor Ravagers Killteam, instead of painting my Custodes 🙈😂

Trajann Valores is cool, but his pose sucks. So I slapped a bunch of his parts on a Bastian Carthalos model for the cooler pose

Me: "Yo, do you have a Trajann Valores in stock?" GW Dude: "Yeah, sure. Wait...I thought you have Trajann already?" Me: "Yeah, but I bought this cool looking Stormcast dude with the hammer and now I want to kitbash..."

GW dude trying to find a spot for Magnus on the shelf: "Man, why is there no space for the best Chaos Primarch?" Me: "But...Angron is already up there, next to the knight." GWD: "I'm a Dark Angels player, so my feelings towards Angron are quite different."

WIP Trying out a more grimdark color scheme for my Custodes

Me: "Yeah, World Eaters are my main boys. Blood for the Blood God!" Also me: Finishes his 1.000 points list for Dark Angels before his World Eaters.... (I blame it on the tons and tons of armor trims on Chaos models)

Time to build this dude!!!

Prime Time!

Hab hier länger nichts gepostet, aber die letzten Tage recht viel für meine World Eaters gebaut. Bereitet euch auf Warhammer Spam vor!!!

...ich könnte nachher tatsächlich mit Stormblood fertig werden 🤔 Nach der Arbeit wird dann wohl bisschen Story gespielt. Und sobald ich Shadowbringers erreicht habe, "belohne" ich mich mit PvP - Level 22 sollte da heute noch drin sein...🙈😂

Alter, PvP grinden ist so kacke....😩

Ich spiele XIV seit Sommer und gestern war der wildeste Tag bisher. Erst wurde ich von Limsa krass enttäuscht, dann habe ich Dickpics von meinem eigenen Chara geschickt bekommen 🙈😂

Out-of-Context-Gespräch mit der Kollegin: Sie: "Danke, danke. Dein Hintern ist sehr nützlich." Ich: "Ja, dafür pfeift mein Hintern jetzt halt..."

Halloween Glamour Contest in der FC gehabt. Alle anderen so: - High End Gear - Coole Outfits - volles Y'shtola Cosplay Und ich so: "Ich bin der tanzende Frosch von den Looney Toons" 😂

Neulich beim Magic spielen: Ich: "Hey, Brisela ist weg, ich kann wieder meine CMC3 Karten casten!" Adrian: "... vielleicht kannst du sie auch dietern"

Aaaalter, warum dauert es auf Chaos so lange, bis man eine Gruppe findet? Ich fühle mich ja fast schon, als würde ich DPS spielen... Wo ist mein Short Queue Privilege als Tank? 😤

Ich: "Urgs, Gunbreaker ist hart stressig und überfordert mich dezent...😫" Auch ich: "Ich. Lerne. Jetzt. Gunbreaker. 😤" Dark Knight bleibt trotzdem mein Favorit, allein für den ✨Flavor✨

Warum kann man in FFXIV Leuten nach Dungeons nur Ehre, aber keine Minus-Ehre geben? 😤

Ich glaube, ich lese mir mal die Pathfinder Grundregeln durch, um Final Fantasy D20 zu verstehen. Irgendwer hat gefühlt alle Rassen und Klassen aus allen FFs in Pathfinder übersetzt und jetzt will ich einen Moogle Dark Knight spielen...

The duality of FF XIV: You either talk about your character having a nice RP evening with tea or about your character expecting to get pegged by their sugar mommy for some sweet outfits and some pocket money 😂😂😂

Da ich wohl doch nächsten Monat noch nicht Best Borderlands Boy™ cosplayen werde, wird erstmal wieder gebulkt. Der Cut war zwar schon krass, aber im Dezember ist eh immer Bulk. Da kann ich auch jetzt schon die Erdnussbutter-Phase starten und dann ab Januar wieder cutten 🤔

Me: "FFXIV isn't that weird, if you don't hang around the Limsa Aetherite or the Balmung Quicksands..." Also me: Somehow got an ingame sugar mommy... "Ok, but it's still not Balmung Quicksands weird...right?"

Lifting weights after a one month break feels so good, I ducking missed this 💪😌👌

"...und dann sehen die aus, wie 'ne geplatzte Wurst..." Realtalk mit @glitzervampir.bsky.social 😂

Ich hatte gerade einen Dragoon namens Jason Momoa in der Dungeon-Gruppe 😂👌