i havent been able to shower since thursday because of this damn surgery

i didnt grow up with my older sibling so to heal my inner child i always play games with a clunky third party controller where the buttons always get stuck

custard finds safety and comfort in her mother’s loving embrace

my neighbours love to let their kids run up and down the halls, wear steel toed boots 24/7 and have extremely loud sex. glad i get to hear it!!

im gonna get into streaming. i think ill make my stream name “ishowspeed”

my boyfriend and i started watching the fallout show and it did the unthinkable…made him wanna play fallout 4…

i need to remember to stop smiling too big in photos until after i get ffs, wisdom teeth removal and braces because my jawline, crooked alignment and underbite make me look like trollface when i smile lol

it seems like there’s a pretty dedicated japanese player base for fallout 76 and i think that’s very charming

im not just an ape. im a GREAT ape!!!

gonna use my incisors and canines to tear and chop meat and use my molars to grind plant matter. yup im an omnivore

charli xcx is never gonna move on from brat is she?

im getting a new skin in the latest update

Wrapped in warmth

i love being in love

i ate too many sour patch kids and now my boobs hurt

they made rivals loki into woke…

new year new me

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

あけましておめでとうございます！今年もよろしくお願いいたします！

merry christmas everyone i got amazing presents from amazing ppl

cannot believe that is a man voicing kirara in the jjk trailer like i need to work on my voice training…

This is my comfort

sometimes ill check facebook out of boredom and lately ive been seeing multiple ai videos of gorillas giving birth to human/gorilla hybrid babies 🫥

the thing about evolution and natural selection is that theyre so undeniably true that ill think less of you as a person for not believing in them

hello my name is chappell roan and i HATE you

he said the thing!!!

its really devastating when u learn that opossums only have a 4 year lifespan. and thats in captivity!! in the wild its barely 2 years!

i havent played death stranding 2 yet but having played the hell out of the first one i can say with certainty ds2 was robbed at the game awards

im so pale. if you think youre paler than me then youre incorrect

yay i finished ff16! 7/10 i will probably never play it again for the rest of my life. ending was way sadder than i imagined too

got my vaccines and my arms HURT

millennial trans “allies” when you ask them to stop consuming harry potter and giving money to jk rowling

we ALL reinstalling death stranding so we can pee on geoff keighley

seeing the new lara croft game go back to being male gaze gooner slop is extremely depressing. i dont even care about those games but maaaaan

oh also that one trailer ending with “gameplay reveal summer 2026. launching 2027” almost made me burst out laughing

the best moments from the game awards were elsa bloodstone marvel rivals and capcom confirming one of the worst kept secrets of all time that everyone and their grandmother already knew

its honestly so boring when one thing wins every single award

hideo kojima deleting geoff's number from his phone and blocking him on everything

INSANE TO END THE GAME AWARDS ON THAT

LEEEEEEEON

im really looking forward to seeing which game wins “best usage of tasteful bush”

holy crap they just announced toilet bowl cleaner simulator at the game awards

nothing against the game itself because i do really want to play it, but “clair obscur expedition 33” is like a top ten ugliest name for a game of all time

Casual Rogue skebs

i weigh approximately 574 pounds

i love you custard!!! mommy’s perfect angel!!!!

most puppy girls are put to sleep before the age of 22 due to behavioural issues 😢

im doing a trap, neuter, release program on all the twitter puppy girls