// okay drafts dont work for replies thats lame. i barely do qrts bsky just wants me to suffer

Yeah, what can I say? I fucking love pudding.

// THREE MILLION CONCEPT TRUCIES

// he's so mean. he's evil

// main reason why it's "???"

great detective that i am, i've deduced that my daddy hasn't found me a new mommy because his hair is so spiky that it keeps scaring girls away. i've narrowed it down to that or he's gay

Mmmmmmmm, I could go either way on them. So you gotta show me! Show me the physical challenge thing!!

i was too young to remember can anyone tell me what the hell was going on here

looking at some of my daddy's old case files and they just let anyone be a lawyer huh

looking at some of my daddy's old case files and they just let anyone be a lawyer huh

// 3 million times reposting my ema okay?

// uh oh.

// objection . lol is pissing me OFF how do you not have young klavier gavin. and how are all the custom young klavier sprites deleted

I always have a glass of milk for breakfast.

Apollo! You're his defense! You're supposed to believe whatever he says. Even lies! That's what Daddy always told me! "Um, I'll just pretend you misheard him. Every time."

// i was today years old when i found out that AJ:AA is apparently disliked by a Lotta People

Nonsense! There is only room for two in this court: Me, and the law! Keep the riff-raff out! Out, I say!

( She takes the tape back, holding it with the rest in her arms. ) You do? Ooh, can I see? Can I?!

( She's watching the screen so intently, there are practically diamonds in her eyes. The tape shows many tricks, but the most notable (and only canonically mentioned one) is Zak & Valant's Quick-Draw Shoot 'em, where the titular magicians shoot at their co-peformer Thalassa, but instead of +

...Valant Gramarye! (...I exclaimed as he walked in through the door. Normally.)

been one hell of a school week

// roughly 7 years ago, maybe more, on (everyone sigh with me) amino. Pikmin And Tattletail Amino.

Okay! Just wait here ooooone sec! ( She runs off and returns a short while later, carrying what is definitely not A Little Demo. She's got about five different taped, all labeled "Troupe Gramarye" with different dates up to 2018. She hands Tenna the earliest one with an excited smile. )

Well... I'M not part of Troupe Gramarye, so I can't do any of their— Ooh! Ooh, I have them taped! I can show you those?

yeah, but i bet you'd get way more viewers if you held a troupe gramarye show marathon!! they're way cooler than a bunch of guys throwing a ball around!!!

well yeah but y'know what ELSE people love? ( waving her hands. confetti! ) magiiiiic!

i had to delay my latest performance because i didn't realize it was tomorrow...... sports are actively hurting the art of magic!!!

more like the stupid bowl

// FREE MY GIRL!!!!!!!

// the disrespect!!! he's a doctor girl damn

...Ahem. Do you know who I am? ""Who I Am"? No... But if you hum it, I can play it!" "...Just kidding, I don't do requests."

...You have an interesting concept of praise.

Find his weak spot and I guarantee we'll be able to give him the Royal Flush! "Spoken like a true poker head's daughter." I'm a magician, thank you very much.

I like opening locks! It's kind of a hobby of mine. Like those little bike locks? Don't even bother putting them on when I'm around!

The card you have chosen is magical. Use it wisely, and the game is yours.

The last hand is about to be played. You'll need a trump card to make it.

This is it, the big day! Did you get any sleep? "Yeah, I went to bed at 1:00 AM or so." Oh? What time did you wake up? "...3:00 AM."

Normally, burglars are looking for valuables, right? "That's true! That's what I would do! If I were a burglar."

The card you have chosen is magical. Use it wisely, and the game is yours.

Ah, Apollo, you're getting old! "Ack!" (Does 22 qualify as "old" to a 15-year-old...?)

// you cant be talking like that white baby

// the whole magic panties thing for one (if you're not an ace attorney fan it is Not as weird as it sounds i promise)

// sometimes trucy will just say shit and i just think You Can't Be Talking Like That, White Baby

...Valant Gramarye! (...I exclaimed as he walked in through the door. Normally.)

(With a whirl of his cloak, and a wink of his eye...) (...he turned and walked out through the door. Normally.)

OOC. I’m crying @berdisthenerd.bsky.social @ace-magician.bsky.social

great detective that i am, i've deduced that my daddy hasn't found me a new mommy because his hair is so spiky that it keeps scaring girls away. i've narrowed it down to that or he's gay

// yeah thanks i'm eight years old. maximum