(Dear universe: Just one break. Please?)

(It's both.)

// i keep my promises but i have unfortunately considered it. he's really funny

The "miracle" never happen.

// i will never have a phoenix account. but you can have this

Eeek! Is that... blood? Umm... Why don't you examine this one, Apollo. You know more about, uh, red stuff than I do. Yep!

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I'm getting déjà vu.

Hold on (answering a call) uh huh. Yeah. Okay (hanging up) Daddy's in the hospital

Hold on (answering a call) uh huh. Yeah. Okay (hanging up) Daddy got arrested

Daddy said he has work at 6 or 7 today six sevennnnn

// i will never have a phoenix account. but you can have this

// kinda funny to me that this is a post-spirit of justice trucy but omen's phoenix is apollo justice-era and we just don't acknowledge it

(Too much information, Mr. Wright...)

(Is this REALLY the place for him to be talking about that?)

(opening the fridge) (out of pudding)

// mia is bi, maya and athena are lesbians, and trucy despite growing up around the gayest people in the world doesn't know she's gay

... Just had to get in one more round of it! Night folks, you've been a lovely audience!

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[* ...] [* Okay maybe you fuck with her a little.]

I like opening locks! It's kind of a hobby of mine. Like those little bike locks? Don't even bother putting them on when I'm around!

Mr. Hat isn't... /great/ at sad eyes. ( Mr. Hat jumpscare ) "My face is as stiff as a board!"

( A worthy competitor... whining like a sad dog. Girl. )

Heck yeah! ( Doing the eyes. Grown-ass woman. )

Of... puppy-dog eyes? I'm not doing that.

I'M BEING OUT-PUPPY'D!!!

( ...It's not working. Phase two. 2 Sad 2 Plead. )

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If only someone brave and selfless would trade places with us... ( Looking at them with her signature puppy eyes. This decision is Not up to either of them. )

I'm glad you're all so happy with your June releases and new games...

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