Preach it

Alligator Alcatraz is the absolutely dumbest name I've ever heard. Matched only by the stupidity of it's existence.

Just had to share my new tattoo.

My orange trying to eat dinner

Preach

Frfr

This vid blew back my wig

Tragically Sir Mittens was executed for bad table manners at the feast that night.

Please?

Are we sure this video at the US Housing and Urban Development building isn't A. I.?

I can tell you with all the conviction in my heart that I will do everything in my power to ensure that my country never is subservient to a king again.

This is how it always starts.

I'm outta here bitches! See you tomorrow!

As a Texan, I approve this image.

Everyone for themselves! Eject! Eject!

Just went to a @tacobell.bsky.social and got some of the worst service of my life, which included being given full sugar soda when I asked for diet because I'm a diabetic. Shot my blood sugar into the 400s.

My wife trying to sleep

Poor boy is going to expire first

The American health care system in a nutshell.

After going to the dentist multiple times over the past 2 months, I'm pretty sure all my insurance paid for was a high five and slap on the ass.

Do you people have no shame?

My heart can't take it

Maybe she likes to feel pretty

I've definitely had this experience before

How can you not recognize a Siamese fireback? I mean c'mon

How I feel after last night

This video lives rent free in my soul.

What it's like working nights

Sending everyone love for Christmas!

They invented a nautical cat!

It's time for a #loaf check. #Loafsquad rollout

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