6 more days until RuneScape ditches Treasure Hunter and skilling items. Gonna finally get back into it

But I'm not one to talk about fashion. I look like a grandad

Have you seen the baggyness of the modern baggy jeans? These kids are going for the 90s style but like way more over the top

The Labour government has made a new TikTok account called "Secure Borders UK" and the videos on there are like if ICE had a TikTok and posted videos of themselves dragging people about and bragging about deportations

I am streaming a videogame on the internet twitch.tv/alienbob and/or youtube.com/@alien_bob

This game is good and already has features Minecraft should have and it's only early access

Has anyone tried Hytale yet?

It's impossible to tell most of my family to not use AI. They're hooked already because it lets them generate cute videos of their kids even though they could just record that shit on their phone

When people say that twitter has 20 million UK based accounts they're completely ignoring that loads haven't been used in years, loads of people have multiple accounts, and loads of them are actual bots (in the literal sense)

Pizza shops across the nation are opening soon. What we all having?

I could take Scott Adams in a fight

Trump tells Iranian protesters "help is on the way" That's a headline that should cause fear

I'm all for arresting people who share deep fake porn of people without their consent but they should do the same with the people facilitating the creation of that content too

Need that 007 bar and I guess 93 quid isn't too bad

Might start buying precious metals. Not as an investment or anything, I just think metal bars are cool

3D modelling should be easier

Just know I'm missing out on some good content because of this age verification thing

The thing that makes me think young people should be banned from social media isn't that they're not mature enough or whatever but because of the creeps on the internet who'll be trying to groom them

Need pizza

Not taking digs on speech by people who replace Ts with Ds

Okay bed time. I'm so drunk

Another benefit of being besties with your ex is that you can tell them who you fancy

So I drank the cider, whiskey and amaretto. I'm so fucked pals

In the mud in the mud, Lizzy's in the mud

When you search names on here it should show you people who mutuals follow instead of randos

All I'm going to say is it makes me happy that 40 or whatever people I chat with decided to follow me here. Like I know this shit isn't like irl mates but it's close enough for me. I love you guys, in a totally friendship kinda way <3

No more religious talk. It's not good for the ol' menty helf

I legit respect Christianity and that but the so-called followers of it have bastardised the whole thing. Don't worship the golden cow they said but now a lot of them put the cow above god because it's made of gold

Capitalism is built on corruption

When I was a kid a million quid made you the elite, then billionaires came and now it looks like trillionaires are coming soon. Fucked up world. That money should be shared

If I had even millions, not billions, I'd give it away so fast. Money fucks with your head and makes most people turn into wankers

Funny how no one cared that much about ICE until a white woman got killed. Like yeah you were protesting or whatever but now you've got signs with the white woman's face. Didn't do that for all the black folk who got killed

Wait what's with the blue ticks on here now? Like I swear only a handful of people had them before but now everyone seems to have them

I only blast metal out above normal volumes to make sure the dickhead family's kids at least know there's an alternative to MC Dickhead

Everyone can do screamo if you don't mind fucking up your vocal cords

Oh look at me I'm a liberal I put crayons up my arse because they're my team's colour

I will NEVER "log off", whatever that even means

Trying to remember who that famous rapper is who I was beefing with so I can beef again

Scene Queen needs to be bigger

Alcohol make Wobbie do screamo to literally everything

I know I come across as this really scary, tough and sexy individual but Bad Guy is a banger

My milkshake! The boys! My yard!

I Set My Friends On Fire

Okay so just some words are being censored because of this OSA bollocks. You can't even ask questions about less than legal substances and the dangers involved with coming off them without it being hidden even from the person asking the question

LET'S KEEP DRINGING UNTIL ALL THIS WHISKEY IS GONE

My first tattoo was a prison tat done with jel pens and a needle in hospital and it looks like a cock

If they ever section me again I'm gonna sing They're Coming To Take Me Away (HaHa) at the doctors

What happened to Jet Li, like he was everywhere at one point

Weird Al Spank A Bi*ch

You spin my knob right round round when you go down down. Or whatever the lyrics are