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[chilling on the hood of a work jeep, looking at the stars.]

HAHAHA- wait. are you crying? jesus, you big baby, knock it off. 💧 i'm on my way...

HAHAH!! you dumb little robots can't handle that kinda thing! us robloxians are PERFECTLYYYY fine in snow!! i'll bring the rover! where's your cords, idiot?

uh, yeah? why do you think i offered you a ride, dumbass? normally flying with you is the LAST thing i wanna do.

dang! hope you enjoy the snow later then, NERDDDD!

need a rideeee? ~

LOLLLL

so damn tired.. 💧 how am i supposed to keep up..?

haven't met 'em! sounds annoying as hell... shame i wasn't deployed on that whole thing!! i wish i was... but i /guess/ you're right. then what should we do? fly around? go look at something? something to do, 75! [complaining, 89 wrapped his tail around 75 absentmindedly.]

maybe we can cause some other destruction! what about that pizza place boss hates? we can go do some late night demolition there! [he actually seemed to have mellowed out a tad, solely because of 75 treating 89 a bit nicer. maybe that was the ticket? who knows.] ++

[listening to 75, he frowned at little bit at the wording. right... it wasn't actually a joke this time around, was it? actually doing as instructed, he pressed the button. then, promptly closing the hatch!] there. alright. it ain't too bad once you get used to the layout, hah. ++

ouf- hey! leaning forward again, you're crushin' me-! [smothered by 75, he struggled to press the button...] this one! [nope... that was the shield. 💧] i- i know where it is! your big dumb head is just in the way!

"all those lessons ago" :V neener-neener! blah blah blah. that's what you sound like! what are you, fifty? maybe if you were more tolerable to listen to, i would've learned! [blowing a raspberry, but ultimately leaning back. curling his tail closer to 75, too. letting 75 pilot now...]

this is just how it is. i can't change how it works, otherwise i'd be completely separate from you!! [89 huffed, trying to hide the heat under his mask as the heavier robot got situated. it made his nose twitch- 75 was so cold, but warm at the same time... ugh! don't think like that.] ++

[squinting at 75... taking a bit of convincing. grabbing the keys again.] fine, but you're gonna have to sit in my lap! it's not gonna respond to your signal anymore, so i gotta be the buffer. [a huff! twitching his ear awkwardly. at least the chair was sizable- still, awkward.] ++

no i wouldn't!!! 💢💢 look, i was offering YOU to drive, you buckethead! but now i'm not gonna! there goes my act of kindness! [snorting, shoving the keys in his utility belt and crossing his arms!] kiss your mech goodbye because you ain't getting in her ever again! >X[

you're just washed, 75! ~ this is why you're getting replaced. and this is why iiiii have the keys! [mockingly jingling them in front of 75's face, laughing the whole time. then, pausing. contemplating something that shifted 89's facial expression into one slightly embarrassed one.] ++

uhh, y'know, maybe because my signal is... different? [striking a pose, 89 wiggled his fingers! metal, as compared to the tan digits on his other.] just a tad, though, obviously, but y'know! gehehh... [leering at 75 shortly after.] whatcha doin'? /yeaaaaarnin'/ for your /lost job?/

hey, pretty sweet, isn't it? that baby's gonna be all mine once i'm promoted! [slapping 75 on their lower back, hard-]

well, the surgery went okay! my arm's all metal now!

it's whatever. i'm happy you at least found someone, despite being how you are. how'd you even manage that? you're a terrible person. [89 huffed, muffled under the blanket.] and only now are you getting properly punished for it! i got punished just for trying to do as /you/ do!

damages are still damages, idiot. [pausing, rolling back over to push the blanket up over his head.] i hate you and i hate sitting here. [didn't really sounded like he meant it, though.]

you're still broken, you knucklehead! deathbed or not, at least you should look presentable in your casket! [turning over to scowl!]

you're not slick. you're lucky 91 is taking a break, otherwise she'd have your core on a platter. [not even looking at them!]

i gotta turn on my heaters for this BULLCRAP

nuh-uh

agh... it's so boring in the infirmary at night. ->-" ...and creepy.

if i wasn't bedridden because of your total neglect, i'd kick you right in your bolts you stupid machine!!!!

yeah, you're a pro at being a BUM!! it's not my fault your training is just as cheeks as you are!!!

cuz you're goin' "BOOHOO BOOHOO i miss my little admin pookie" so much i ALMOST feel sympathy for you 🙄 it's a genuine offer! hanging out with my superior skill might make you feel better

i can be ur stand in, FREAK

im about to go get rid of 75 myself if boss don't hurry up and take the shot

yeah i like latinas!!

you suck so much they call you a vacuum in the breakroom

i'd mop the floor with YOU if i wasn't anchored to this hospital bed!!!

do you guys think theyll notice anything off

i don't CARE!!! they're gonna die soon anyways and im gonna take their spot!

why SHOULD i

some people are so nice

awkwarddd

because im more important and better than you. i deserve compensation for the grief you just put me through

AND THEY DIDN'T TAKE ME???????

can i get some medicine too please my body is kiiiilling me...

GOOH- that's COOOOLD!!! TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT NEXT TIME!! Dx

value is everything! why wouldn't it be enough? we all gotta price. like, if 7n7 chose people to /keep/, it'd definitely be me and not you. i actually do important stuff like fighting instead of playing with bandaids all day- ooh sure! i'll take an ice pack! ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⃰ temporary pinned. ⠀

psh, well, some of us are actually valuable? like 75 did a lotta awesome stuff at first, then went completely MIA these last two months. i would be mad too if i were boss. they would've been scrap at the first missed mission, gwahaha!! i'm sure we'd be fiiine... [dismissively waving.]

i hope they AREN'T! i hope the boss straps them to a rocket and they blow up!! GWAHAHA!! [going " xP " on his screen, he then paused. giving the nurse a side-eye.] um... would boss really do that to us if we messed up? kinda feel bad for 75...

oh. pssh. probably because 75 almost got me killed!! they deserve it! [complaining from his bed! the yapper.] glad to know boss cares so much about me!